Chi Yin and Ling Han rolled their eyes, looked at Tang Yu and asked in unison: "Is the master-disciple rice bowl delicious?"

"What is the master-disciple rice bowl? What are you thinking? Can you be more serious?"

Tang Yu changed the subject with a guilty conscience: "By the way, have you seen the stupid Ye Qiu? This bastard really deserves to be killed, he almost killed me."

[Damn it, Ye Qiu is so stupid. 】

[I killed so many elite soldiers and generals. 】

[Actually, what if it happens again? 】

"..."

The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and said, "He has run away, let's go down the mountain first."

"Okay, for a guy like this who is as stupid as he is wise, sooner or later he will be caught and there will be no juice left for him."

Tang Yu angrily went back down the mountain to change clothes. It was really uncomfortable to put the gear in neutral.

Today's explosion frightened everyone in Jiuquan Mountain.

Fortunately, nothing serious happened after the false alarm, and Jiulongquan also recovered.

Nan Huaiyun originally wanted all the disciples to rest and clean the outlet of Jiulong Spring tomorrow.

As a result, the elders couldn't help it, and a group of old bones started tossing over there and cleaned up Jiulong Spring.

When they saw the recovery of Jiulongquan, these old bones who had witnessed the glory of Jiuquan Mountain were all in tears.

In the evening, Jiuquan Mountain specially held a grand celebration party.

At the celebration party, Tang Yu, who saved Jiulongquan, naturally sat in the main seat and accepted everyone's praise.

Some people even wanted to kneel down to Tang Yu to thank him for such a big help.

Tang Yu quickly grabbed the old guy who was almost eighty years old. When he knelt down, Tang Yu was really afraid that he would lose his life.

"You're welcome, we are all members of our family, it's just a little effort."

After supporting the old guy, Tang Yu quickly advised him.

"Okay, okay, I'm so happy. Mr. Tang, you don't know how important this is to our Jiuquan Mountain. If you have a daughter, I would like to marry her to you."

The old guy said excitedly while wiping his tears and runny nose.

"You're too kind."

Tang Yu shuddered, thinking that if you had a daughter who would be older than my mother, I wouldn't be happy if you were happy with it.

After toasting with a group of elders, Tang Yu subconsciously looked at Nan Huaiyun.

After coming back today, Nan Huaiyun ran back to her room and did not come out. Even the banquet was late.

Her eyes were evasive when she greeted her, and she didn't know what she thought she had done to her.

After Nan Huaiyun and Tang Yu looked at each other for a moment, their faces became a little hot. They lowered their heads to concentrate on eating and cursed their enemies in their hearts.

Because I touched that thing of his.

I was so disturbed when I returned home that my mind was filled with those ridiculous images.

After returning to the room, she took a good shower.

Then when I went back to bed, I dreamed again of this guy touching me.

After waking up, she couldn't help herself, so she simply took out Mr. Jiao and rewarded herself. While rewarding, she was still thinking about this guy.

"Nan Huaiyun, you are so perverted."

She cursed herself in her mind.

Obviously, I would not be like this when I was young, but my current state of mind is like a lake, which will ripple at the slightest touch.

Ning Shiqin, who was sitting next to her, was also unusually silent, concentrating on eating silently with her head down.

For her, what happened today was a bit of a big shock.

"Mountain Master, Senior Sister, why don't you drink? What about milk? Can I pour it for you?"

At this time, a female disciple beside him suddenly asked.

"no need."

"Thank you, I won't drink."

The two women, whose memories were awakened again, shook their heads vigorously.

For a long time, they were no longer interested in coconut water, milk or anything else.

It feels weird.

At this moment, someone at the banquet suddenly shouted.

"I don't want to eat chicken legs, I'll bring you shit!!! I want girl's shit, the fresher the better, this is what Fuhu Tianzun and I want!"

This loud roar shocked everyone present in Jiuquan Mountain.

They looked over one after another and realized it was Old Man He.

Everyone in Jiuquan Mountain was naturally deeply impressed by Old Man He.

At that time, this old guy was able to fight three peaks of the Tianzi Realm by himself, and he could also press and rub people. His monster-like strength made everyone in Jiuquan Mountain admire him.

But why would he shout that he wanted to eat shit?

"Do experts have different tastes in food?"

"Fuhu Tianzun? Who is it? Is it Mr. Tang who he is holding in his arms?"

"Oh my god, Mr. Tang likes to eat shit? It's impossible. How could a handsome guy like this? Handsome guys shouldn't even know how to poop."

A female disciple from Jiuquan Mountain looked shocked, shook her head and muttered to herself.

After Tang Yu was suddenly hugged by Old Man He and shouted such a sentence, he almost spit the food he just ate into the old guy's face.

It was such a good meal, why did you suddenly lose your mind?

"No, no, no, let's have some chicken legs today, okay?"

Feeling that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, Tang Yu instantly felt that he was about to die socially.

"I don't! This is something only ordinary people eat! How can you and I, brothers, eat these ordinary things?"

After letting Tang Yu go, Old Man He jumped on the chair and pointed at Tang Yu and shouted.

"Look out, I am Dragon Subduing Tianzun, and this is my brother Fuhu Tianzun. We are friends who have eaten shit."

"Back then, my brother and I were wandering around the world and offended a lot of people."

"The other side was so outnumbered that the two of us were forced to the point of desperation."

"They took the lead and gave us two choices, either to be hacked to death together, or to eat a bucket of shit!"

"Who is my brother? The most loyal person in the world."

"At that time, he told me to get out of the way without saying a word, then rushed up and ate the bucket of shit cleanly."

"What is this? This is loyalty!"

Everyone was shocked and looked at Tang Yu with the same eyes as Lao Ba.

Tang Yu's face was pale and the corners of his mouth were twitching. He had finally received retribution for his many evil deeds in his life.

Old Man He enjoyed the feeling of everyone looking at him and his brothers.

He was like the old man from KFC, easily tearing off his shirt and then taking off his pants.

Tang Yu quickly pulled him down from the chair with quick eyes and hands, and whispered into his ear with a dark face.

"Dragon-Jiang Tianzun, have you forgotten the organization's confidentiality agreement? We cannot expose our identity to the outside world!"

"Huh? I forgot about it!"

Old Man He looked shocked and quickly looked at everyone and shouted: "You pretend you didn't hear what I just said."

"..."

Everyone's expressions became even weirder. What's going on with this old guy?

"Eat the chicken legs. This is a colorful phoenix-tailed chicken. Eating it will help your cultivation level recover as soon as possible."

Tang Yu grabbed a greasy braised chicken drumstick and stuffed it into the old guy's mouth.

Hearing that he could restore his cultivation, Old Man He hurriedly started eating.

Several Jiuquan Mountain elders at the table also realized that Old Man He might have some mental problems.

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