"I, Xu Yicheng, have admired the Red Leaf Immortal Emperor for ten thousand years. Why should you become her Taoist partner? I am unhappy and I am looking for a fight with you."

The short Immortal Emperor pretended to be angry and said that actually the goddess he admired was not Pei Hongye, but Cuifen, who had a pair of longer legs than others.

Although Cuifen's name is a bit rustic, she is dear to his heart, especially her pair of long legs that are longer than his life.

He often imagined himself naked like a monkey in the dead of night, and her long legs like a tree.

Just holding on to the tree and climbing around like this must be the happiest thing in the world.

"Fuck, you're so low? You're really good at licking. Luckily, one of my buddies is not here, or else you would have been chopped to death today."

Tang Yu looked at the fellow in front of him with disdain and said, "Why don't you look in the mirror? With your appearance, even if you are given another 100,000 years, there is no way a female cultivator will be attracted to you."

It's ok that this guy looks like a goblin, with his facial features almost squeezed together. The key is that he has a vulgar temperament. How dare he shout loudly that he has admired the goddess for ten thousand years?

Tang Yu even suspected that this guy had practiced the art of being a dog licker.

"Go to hell, you little white face."

Xu Yichen couldn't stand hearing this the most. He came here today to beat this kid on behalf of Cuifen!

Cuifen had specifically instructed me not to cause trouble in the name of being Pei Hongye's admirer!

And you don’t have to beat him to death, just beat him half to death!

As Xu Yicheng made his move, Tang Yu asked Pei Hongye to retreat. He asked while defending against Xu Yicheng's attack.

"You stupid dwarf, you keep saying that you are an admirer of my Hongye, so you must respect female cultivators very much?"

"Of course, I just don't look good, but I'm a good person and I respect female cultivators!"

"Then let me ask you, if a female cultivator flew over your head in a skirt, would you look at her crotch?"

"I won't look at it. I am a gentleman. How can I do such a dirty thing? Do you think I am you?"

"You've never used your spiritual sense to spy on a female cultivator of a lower realm bathing?"

"That's natural, because I respect female nuns."

Tang Yu asked some more questions about the behaviors that offended the female cultivators.

Xu Yichen in front of him denied them one by one, and his offensive became more and more fierce.

After ascending to the fairyland for so many years, he is now only half a step away from the Return to One Realm, and is considered to be quite capable among those in the same realm.

But this time, the opponent Xu Yichen faced was not an ordinary person.

When he finished answering the last question.

Tang Yu suddenly shouted, "God damn it, you know so many things that offend female cultivators. This is an offense in itself. Otherwise, why would you know so much?"

After saying this, the momentum of the Great Way of Fist burst out, and Tang Yu threw out an unexpected punch.

After identifying the other party's lower attributes.

The lethality of the Great Way of Fist suddenly increased by more than ten times!

Xu Yichen seemed to hear a woman's scream in his ears, and the fist formed by immortal energy in front of him suddenly became as big as the sky and the earth, and there was no way to avoid it.

Fortunately, as he practiced the Great Way of Earth, he already had exceptional defensive abilities. In an instant, a mountain image descended and enveloped him for protection.

Then, a punch landed.

Mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and the Dharma was shattered.

Xu Yichen was smashed to the ground, and this punch injured him seriously!

He sat up from the ground with difficulty, opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, then looked at Tang Yu in disbelief.

Wasn’t it said that this person had just ascended to the immortal realm not long ago?

Is this a new guy? Xu Yicheng believed him even though he was in the Guiyi realm.

"What kind of boxing style is this? What great way are you practicing? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Seeing Tang Yu approaching, Xu Yichen asked with a look of fear.

"Look, if you really respect female cultivators, how could you not understand this punch?"

Tang Yu pointed at Xu Yichen and scolded him with a smile: "This shows that you are not sincere enough, but I don't like to make enemies with people, I only like to make friends. If you don't mind, how about we make friends without fighting?"

"make friends?"

Xu Yicheng was stunned for a moment, then nodded with mixed feelings, "It should be so. We'll meet again sooner or later. It's not good to make enemies."

I can't win anyway, so there's no need to bear grudge. If I continue to fight like this, I'll be lucky not to die here, let alone lick Cuifen.

"Well, we are friends. Since I am a newcomer and have nothing, can you lend me two hundred sticks of incense?"

Tang Yu half-knelt down and put his arm around Xu Yicheng's shoulders, saying sincerely, "Don't worry, I will definitely pay it back."

He is a man of his word.

I will definitely pay it back if I promise, but I’m not sure about the time.

"Two hundred? You must be kidding. I can still help with twenty, but how can two hundred be possible?"

Xu Yicheng's face changed drastically. Do you have to pay friends to make friends?

"Then you don't consider me your friend, you beast. I repay evil with kindness, and you treat me like this?"

Tang Yu's face changed, and without waiting for Xu Yicheng to react, he slapped his hand on Xu Yicheng's shoulder, and the Avenue of Snow quickly entered Xu Yicheng's meridians and sealed this guy's cultivation.

After noticing the Avenue of Snow, Xu Yichen's face was horrified.

This guy actually knows the Avenue of Snow?

Isn't this extremely disgusting avenue only possessed by that guy named Jia?

"You damn beast, if you're not my friend, then you're my enemy. Don't blame me for being a degenerate."

Tang Yu held down the guy's head, and a ball of snow avenue wrapped around the guy's head, and then the snow avenue began to materialize.

"Ouch!!!"

"I was wrong, I'm honest, please forgive me, I'll give you the merit incense!!!"

"Take it down quickly!!!"

After a few breaths, Xu Yichen, who could no longer hold on, started shouting.

Hearing that this guy fell to his knees so quickly, Tang Yu took back the Snow Avenue and cursed: "If you don't eat the shit, you will be punished. If you had lent it to me earlier, it would have been over. Are you worried that I won't return it to you?"

"I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about not having enough incense sticks. I only have 165 sticks."

Xu Yicheng took out his merit badges with a sad face and said, "That's all I have. Even if you kill me, I can't take out 200."

He is not from a wealthy family. These merit incense sticks were saved by himself with great difficulty, and it costs a lot to practice from time to time.

"Ok."

Tang Yu was not the kind of person who liked to make things difficult for others. After taking away all the merit incense in this guy's merit chapter, he counted with his fingers and said.

"Thirty-five are missing. Just consider it as something you owe me. Remember to pay me back next time, or don't blame me for not considering you a friend."

"..."

Xu Yichen felt that this person had some misunderstanding about his friend.

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