Failed to show off wealth, but relied on talent to become popular in the entertainment industry

Chapter 364 You’re stuck as a fan (4k)

Making money is not the purpose, the purpose is to do something to make the show interesting. Wang Zhengyu's purpose has obviously been achieved now.

After Su Bai righteously rejected the idea of ​​donating hair follicles, he connected with about ten more viewers. He originally wanted to connect with more, after all, it was agreed to be 50 once, but these fans are very generous and often directly reward one hair follicle. More than 100 sports cars.

When Su Bai saw the Terracotta Warriors, the eighth wonder of the world, he felt very proud.

Perhaps many tourists will feel that it is just a few clay figurines and is really boring.

But in fact, what you want to see when looking at the Terracotta Warriors and Horses is not only the appearance of the clay figures, but also the spectacular handiwork of the ancient Chinese sages. What you want to see is the emperor who was slandered as a tyrant, but was actually extremely kind through the ages.

In fact, during the Qin Dynasty, the tradition of burying people alive was also very popular. Just like many places now require betrothal gifts, the main thing is a platter.

However, this emperor whose achievements were passed down through the ages was only buried with some human figurines.

And this is not only the essence of ancient civilization, but also a feat of modern civilization.

In fact, most of the pottery figurines were just fragments when they were unearthed. Archaeologists repaired them bit by bit and pieced them together into what tourists see. This is definitely worthy of admiration.

After feeling the weight of history in a serious way, the Wuha group came out to the square outside.

Wang Zhengyu: "Everyone has just experienced the magic of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Now we are going to play a little game to decide what kind of hot springs you can soak in at the next stop, the hot spring resort next to Huaqing Pool."

Zhang Chao: "Is there any difference between this?"

Wang Zhengyu smiled obscenely, "You'll find out later."

"Now let me talk about the rules of this round of the game. We randomly have two 'human figurines' here, a man and a woman. Their eyes cannot be opened due to the seal for thousands of years, but they can hear the sound. "

"You need to work hard to 'resurrect' them, whether it is telling stories, telling jokes, or singing, but no physical contact is allowed."

"The fastest person to 'resurrect' the figurine will receive a supreme bathing service of 1998 yuan, the second place will receive 998 yuan, the third place will receive 498 yuan, the fourth place will receive 198 yuan, the fifth place will receive 98 yuan, and the last place will receive 8 yuan."

Su Bai: "Ahem, let me just ask, is this 1998 bathing service on the second floor?"

Wang Zhengyu:?

"Sorry about this guest, we are a serious show, please be careful in your words and actions."

"No, I just heard that many bathrooms have buffets, game rooms, etc. on the second floor. What are you, the director, talking about?"

Wang Zhengyu looked like he had seen through you and despised you, "We'll know when the time comes."

Fans in the barrage burst into laughter.

[Su Bai’s smile when he asked the question just now was definitely not innocent. 】

[Good guy, this guy really doesn’t treat us as outsiders, he doesn’t dare to ask anything]

[I wonder if Su Bai is a respected Cadillac owner. 】

[I almost believed that he really wanted to eat at the buffet]

【Seafood buffet】

You can't blame Su Bai for being distracted. The main reason is that the price is 1998 and it's a bath, right?

right?

Before Su Bai could think about it, the staff had already brought two figurines up. Not to mention, they looked quite lifelike.

A man and a woman were both good-looking, wearing the same costumes as the Qin Terracotta Warriors, with an eye patch on their eyes, and their expressions were very cold. They were taken to the chairs by the staff and sat still.

This is a relatively professional model that Wang Zhengyu specially found. The kind with a high sense of humor, the kind that is often drawn, and the kind that can sit there without making a sound for several hours.

The six members of the Wuha Group were free to choose male or female figurines to resurrect. Of course, Su Bai chose the female figurines.

As usual, Peng Peng comes first.

The Wuha Group is so touching. They are always very humble and will give the opportunity to test the waters to newcomers every time.

Peng Peng also chose a female figurine, and the method he chose was to make the other person laugh by laughing.

As long as he smiles and the other party laughs too, then his "resurrection" is successful.

It is true that laughter is contagious, but it usually requires a double attack to be effective in conjunction with the picture.

then

Fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter

In the camera, Peng Peng ran up to the female figurine and laughed crazily, much like the silly son of the landlord in the next village.

But the female figurine was completely unmoved, which made Peng Peng laugh awkwardly for 2 minutes and the situation became very embarrassing.

Peng Peng's laugh is 10% funny.

The female figurines are not affected at all and are 50% funny.

Peng Peng laughed for a long time and the embarrassed expression on his face was 10000% funny.

After laughing for a while, Peng Peng felt that his face was a little stiff, but he still did not impress the female figurine in front of him.

Then he started telling bad jokes again.

such as:

"The piglet, the calf and the lamb went to the convenience store together. The piglet and the calf were beaten, but the lamb was not. Why? Because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day."

Another example:

"Woodpecker: da da da da da da da da da"

"Tree: Stop pecking, I'm not sick."

"Woodpecker: If you're not sick, just take two steps."

"Shu: Get out!"

Don't tell me these very cold jokes. On this hot summer day, Su Bai actually felt a chill in his body.

Perhaps the female figurine lady was also offended by Peng Peng's cold joke. When Peng Peng's resurrection reached the 8th minute, the delicate and gentle female figurine lady finally couldn't help but move, and she spoke directly , a somewhat thick Northeastern dialect came out of his mouth:

"Mom, don't say that (four times), brother, your cold jokes are so cold that my skin froze."

Then he waved his hand, signaling Peng Peng to go away.

There seemed to be silence for 2 or 3 seconds, and then everyone burst into violent laughter!

To be honest, this female figurine lady is really good-looking, at least at the level of Internet celebrity. She looks sweet and gentle, but she has a pure mouth, a mute bride, and a certain voice's seaweed egg flower rabbit. When you put some together, the contrast is full.

[No, hahahahahahahahahaha, this female figurine is much funnier than Peng Peng! 】

[I announce that I have one more mute bride! 】

[Brothers, this one is from Guichuan Province. I really like this one! 】

[You have a big face. This is our old girl from the Northeast. You are not acclimated to the local environment and belong to our Liao Province! 】

[Don’t argue for now. I’ll pay attention to whether the program team can add the young lady’s account in the later stage. 】

After all, Wang Zhengyu actually included this young lady's quick-voice number in the later refined version of Wuha, which made this young lady very popular. Later, she also joined Su Bai's newly established Daydream MCN organization.

Xiao Zuojing was the second to challenge, and the one she found was the male figurine.

As a well-known coquettish person in the entertainment industry, Yu Shuxin has always been a coquettish actress. It's really hard to hold up her already coquettish voice.

To be honest, the little brother of the male figurine is also a handsome guy who has seen the world and has experienced many big peaks and waves.

But the saying that sweet girls rule the world is not groundless, because Shu Xin kept saying "Brother, please move~"

"Brother, you are so handsome~ Are you even more handsome when you smile~" I lost myself in it.

The corners of his mouth quickly rose up involuntarily, the kind that even a steamroller couldn't suppress.

Wang Zhengyu sighed silently, alas, what a useless thing!

<divclass="contentadv"> "Yu Shuxin completed the challenge in 1 minute and 02 seconds, ranking first, and Peng Peng finished the challenge in 8 minutes and 51 seconds, ranking second."

The little artist looked at his boss proudly and raised his eyebrows provocatively.

Su Bai smiled, this girl is a little swollen!

"Is one minute awesome? What are you saying?"

Yu Shuxin looked proud, "You're still not awesome for one minute! How long can you last?!"

Su Bai: "Two hours, maybe."

Yu Shuxin:?

other people:?

Chen Chichi: "The best thing you can say is the time to 'resurrect' the figurines."

Su Bai: "What if?"

Wang Zhengyu covered his face and had a headache. Su Bai was more crazy about drunk driving than today. When he was caught, he insisted on saying that he drank Sprite, which really hit his head.

Then Su Bai smiled evilly and said to Yu Shuxin: "How about making a bet. If I rank higher than you, you can rub my back in the hot springs later."

Yu Shuxin: "What if you lose?"

"I'll rub it for you. It's fair and reasonable."

To be honest, although Yu Shuxin has always looked like a little bit of a coward, her figure is actually quite impressive.

It can be called "succulent".

Su Bai visually estimated that she had a B-C appearance, with a narrow waist and wide hips, and a height of about 170cm. The proportions were still very good.

"I don't want you to mess with me! If you lose, you have to give me a role in the next movie! No matter what it is!"

The little trickster just looks stupid, but he is actually smart. How can he accept Su Bai's conditions? He will suffer the consequences from both sides.

"Okay! It's settled then!"

Su Bai didn't bother, it was just a casual comment. Besides, it was impossible to take advantage of the show during this recording.

Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Su Bai silently walked up to the female figurine, turned off the microphone, and said a word. The female figurine was shocked, took off her blindfold, covered her face, and ran towards the director's car.

This wave of truth stunned everyone!

"No, Xiaobai, what did you say to her?"

"You cheated!"

"No such thing! What on earth did you say and you still turned off the microphone!"

"Yes! Director, this cannot be counted. Su Bai must have cheated!"

Facing everyone's doubts, Su Bai just smiled lightly and said:

"The director team can go check with her to see if I cheated. Wang Zhengyu also said at the time that it can be done in various ways, and it doesn't have to be a joke."

Not only the brothers of the Wuha Group, but even Wang Zhengyu was confused. He found this girl. He could confirm that she and Su Bai did not know each other.

Then what did Su Bai rely on to make the girl run away in fright with just one word?

Just as he was thinking about it, the female figurine came back and gave Su Bai a fierce look.

"fraud!"

Yu Shuxin really couldn't accept the fact that Su Bai won the bet instantly, so she asked reluctantly:

"What on earth did you say to her?! I won't admit that you won until you tell her clearly!"

Su Bai chuckled, "It's actually very simple. I said something that you girls couldn't sit still after hearing it. I told you the same thing."

Yu Shuxin was confused: "What?"

"I said, you are stuck as a fan."

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No girl can bear the fear of becoming a fan, especially when she has to be exposed in front of a crowd.

The same goes for female figurines.

In the end, Su Bai won the 6 Supreme Set with an absolute speed of 1998 seconds, followed by Xiao Zuojing, followed by Lu Han, Chao Ge, Chen Chichi and Peng Peng.

"No, I think this matter is really unreasonable. Why don't we change things? It's useless for a girl like you to have such an expensive bath set."

Peng Peng said with a sad look on his face.

Yu Shuxin, as the second place, should have been happy at this moment, but she also had a grimace on her face, "Then you also have to rub the boss's back for me."

"Well, what's the point? I think it's better to forget it. Besides, I really want to experience what the 8-yuan bathing service is like."

Just when Peng Peng was about to agree, Su Bai cast a very sharp look at him, causing Peng Peng to change his tune instantly.

Su Bai definitely didn't want to be touched by a smelly man.

It's not because of his lsp, in fact he is very pitiful. He suffers from a disease called "bipolar syndrome that can't be touched physically by smelly men. Once touched, he will be in a bad mood and even lose sleep for 2 minutes."

After talking and laughing all the way, half an hour later everyone arrived at Huaqing Pool, the bathroom of Concubine Yang's house.

With Mount Li to the south and the Weishui River to the back, Huaqing Pool, one of the four royal gardens of China, is very luxurious and beautiful, but it does show how extravagant and comatose Xuanzong of the later Tang Dynasty was.

But to put it bluntly, in modern times, this story is nothing more than a story about a man who was in love and squandered his family property like crazy for a beautiful girl. Later, the employees secretly teamed up with other directors to drive him out of the company.

This incident also gave Su Bai a lot of inspiration!

Love brain is a must!

It is better to be more philanthropic and give your thoughts to every girl, so that you can stay sane and not go bankrupt.

Enterprise-level understanding!

When visiting Lotus Tang and Haitang Tang, Su Bai even asked the system enthusiastically if there was any small technology that could reproduce history, so that he could see what Yang Yuhuan looked like.

He also said that he was just curious about history and wanted to explore the aesthetics of the ancients. He definitely had no dirty intentions.

Of course the system ignored him.

If the system had AI, I believe the words "Don't Be Bilian" would have been printed on the public screen of the system.

After visiting the hot spring pool, everyone went to a very luxurious hot spring hotel in a hot spring resort a few kilometers away, where they were staying tonight.

"Tsk, tsk, it feels pretty good here! Xiao Wang is finally willing to spend some money."

"Indeed, take a dip in the hot springs and then have a good sleep, and you will be exhausted!"

"I'm more curious about the differences between our packages. I feel like there must be something wrong."

"I'm third. I still have 498. No matter how bad I am, it shouldn't be too bad. Brother Chi Chi and Peng Peng's should be more interesting."

The silly roe deer was a little gloating at this moment.

Chen Chichi smiled dryly, "Anyway, Peng Peng is at the bottom. I don't think I will be worse off than him no matter how miserable I am!"

Wang Zhengyu took everyone to the lobby, assigned rooms first, and asked them to put on bathrobes and gather in the lobby.

False reason: I was feeling unwell yesterday, which resulted in only one 4K chapter.

Reason: I drank too much yesterday, and it’s true that I couldn’t move even more when I came back.

Kneel down first and find a chance to make up for the 2000 words I owe, hehehe.