Chapter 184 The best dog in the world

Hasty!

How sloppy!

It’s okay if you say that your program team has prepared winning lottery tickets in advance!

Why don’t you buy 20 of them randomly, what if you don’t get any prizes!

How outrageous! Really outrageous!

Su Bai: "What if none of the 20 pictures wins?"

Wang Zhengyu: "That's bad luck for you."

wtf

Su Bai's blood pressure is about to rise. The end of this program is really the day of Wang Zhengyu's death!

How can people be so mean!

Su Bai: "What should I say, which of you is more lucky?"

Wang Hedi: "I was very unlucky. The biggest prize I ever won when I was a kid was a pack of washing powder."

Chen Zhixin: "Have you forgotten that we were addicted to this crap in junior high school and spent 2 yuan to get back less than 1 yuan?"

Lu Han: "If it doesn't work, I'll give it a try, but don't blame me if you don't succeed!"

When it comes to luck, if Su Bai's accident is excluded, the one with the most luck should indeed be Silly Roe Deer.

He is also a young man from the capital. He grew up in a military compound. He has a good foundation and his career and love have gone smoothly along the way.

This one depends on the strength of Silly Roe Deer!

Lu Han first silently worshiped all the gods he could worship, such as the Supreme Being, Buddha, Jesus, Kato Taka, etc., and then he firmly pulled out one card.

Everyone surrounded the silly roe deer, expecting a miracle.

2 minutes later--

"Okay, everyone, please pack up and set off, back to Jinhua."

Chen Chichi: "Wait, wait, wait, it's too fast, let's discuss it, try again, try again!"

Wang Zhengyu: "50 yuan for a scratch!"

Brother Wang He: "It's a bit expensive, let's say 10 yuan!"

Wang Zhengyu: "Goodbye"

At this moment, he turned around like a ruthless scumbag, decisive and resolute.

Chen Chichi: "Wait, wait, wait! Let's discuss it again!"

After several people confirmed that they still had more than 200 yuan and Su Bai still had more than 300 yuan, Chen Chichi shouted again: "This way, 30 yuan!"

Director Team: Cold Face*N

Chen Chichi wanted to try playing hard to get again, "If this doesn't work, we'll go back to Jinhua!"

Silly roe deer: "Yes! It's a big deal to have another bowl of duck soup!"

As we all know, bargaining was like this in the past. When you couldn't make a bargain, you just turned around and pretended to leave, and the boss would stop you.

"Hey, hey, forget it, I'll sell it to you for 200 yuan. It's all a loss. It's mainly for the many old customers, otherwise I definitely wouldn't sell it."

However, the director team is still——(;¬_¬)

Brother Wang He: "Just shave it again, can you try it?"

Silly Roe Deer: "Just once, 30 yuan, please."

Wang Zhengyu: "Get the money first."

This time Wang Hedi took the initiative to invite Ying, and took 30 yuan from Fan Chengcheng to draw a card.

Everyone is more cautious this time!

It's a slow-motion operation of scraping away one by one.

Ran and egg.

Chen Chichi: "Shave it one last time! One last time!"

"We won't sell it!"

"35!"

"Not for sale"

"40! 40!"

"Not for sale"

Silly Roe Deer: "50!"

Wang Zhengyu turned around with a smile on his face: "Huh?"

Everyone: A plant!

Really bad!

Tian Yu: "Actually, I think so! I have the best luck! Let me do it!"

After drawing a lottery ticket, Tian Yu wanted to win the prize in this careless way.

Simply put, it is the reverse of "Murphy's Law"!

The serious thing is that the more you fear something, the more likely it will come, so I don’t expect to win! You might just win the prize!

However, there are eggs

Chen Chichi: "Wait a minute! Give me a chance! I haven't shaved yet!"

Wang Zhengyu: "How much money do you have left?"

Chen Chichi put her hands on her hips: "No money!"

Wang Zhengyu: “If we don’t have money, we won’t scrape it, so we’ll leave!”

Chen Chichi: "Wait a minute! How about making friends with no money?!"

Wang Zhengyu: "Bye!"

"Hey, hey! Rich, rich! 50!"

"Not for sale!"

"50!"

"Do not sell!"

"40!"

"boarding!"

"Are you really going back to Jinhua?"

Chen Chichi repeated these words over and over again until she returned to the car.

Now I seem to understand a little bit what the director team means by "sailing against the current" and "lingering".

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

[I just saw them struggling to eat a crystal cake, can they have another meal? 】

[I usually can’t eat it, but today I vomited after eating it]

[I guess Lu Han never wants to see a duck in his life]

[I think it’s definitely not possible. It would be too much trouble to go back. I’ll probably play a game or something in the car and pass the test]

[I also think it’s impossible to really go back. 】

Since they had to exit the highway to turn around from the service area, they still had a few minutes.

On the one hand, I am looking forward to whether the program team will just talk about it, on the other hand, Chen Chichi is discussing letting him shave again!

Chi Chi: "Well, you let me scratch two tickets, and if I win 10, I will give it all to you and the program team!"

Wang Zhengyu: "We were the ones who bought it! What else do you want?"

Chi Chi: "But you don't have the same luck as me!"

Wang Zhengyu: "We have seen your luck before"

Then the director team laughed at them mercilessly.

<divclass="contentadv">After some haggling, the director team sold one to Chen Chichi for 50.

After some haggling, the director team sold one to Chen Chichi for 50.

2 minutes later.

"Let's take a look at the road signs, heading towards Jinhua. We still have 40 minutes to get back to Jinhua~"

After five minutes of silence.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha"

"What are you laughing at? Hahahahahahahaha"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Chen Chichi's inexplicable laughter suddenly infected others and started laughing wildly.

Even though it's very sad, even though it's completely devoid of laughter, I just want to laugh for some reason.

Laughter is as contagious as yawning, and the whole car suddenly started laughing continuously.

[Is this where the name Hahahahahaha comes from? 】

[Hahahahahaha, that’s inexplicable! It made me want to laugh too】

[Hahahahaha, you’re crazy! 】

40 minutes later, we returned to Lao Jinhua Restaurant.

Brother Chao even called me on the way, and everyone expressed their heartfelt feelings to each other, accusing the program crew of being unscrupulous.

Brother Chao is starving to death, they are starving to death, and it’s not easy for anyone.

"Wang Zhengyu is such a dog!"

"That's right, even more dog than Su Bai! Now I would like to call Wang Zhengyu the number one dog in the world!"

"The king dog deserves to die!"

Wang Zhengyu: "I'm still in the car! Please be careful what you say and do!"

"Tour guide! We've arrived!"

Chen Zhixin stood up from his paralysis like a conditioned reflex.

"Dear tourists, welcome to Jinhua Station, Jinhua is the country of China"

[If it wasn’t a live broadcast, I would have even thought it was replayed directly by the program team]

[Laughing so hard, why are the lines the same?]

【Still the same recipe, still the same taste! 】

[Even the crow of the rooster and the process of lifting the sedan chair are exactly the same]

【It’s really too miserable】

Indeed, all the procedures, including the seats, were exactly the same, which made Su Bai feel like he had traveled through time again.

very horrible!

It’s just different from the first time when everyone was full of expectations and hungry. This time everyone wore a mask of pain while eating duck!

Very painful!

The most outrageous thing is that even the games are exactly the same!

The two-headed crow that appeared before appears again!

Su Bai: "Wang Zhengyu, are you insulting our intelligence?"

However, Wang Zhengyu paid no attention to them and continued to read the previous lines.

After choosing, start again and head to Blue Creek

After the re-draw, this time the big team fully understood that the program team would really go back.

Directly allin!

All the money was taken out, but nothing happened!

Everyone who returned to the CMB was a little bit broken. If they went back to Jinhua, they would really want to die!

So after Su Bai stuck Wang Zhengyu's neck and had some "friendly" negotiations, the director team agreed to exchange things for things.

They exchanged the leftover necklaces they sold for lottery tickets, and even pawned Fan Chengcheng's gameboy in the end.

Wang Zhengyu was laughing so hard that his eyes almost fell off the screen.

Su Bai has suffered enough. If he goes back again, he will really die!

At this time, the only option is to cheat!

After gritting his teeth and spending 2000 million popularity points, Su Bai directly exchanged it for a [Lucky Charm].

Use lucky charms to boost your luck within an hour!

I can't say that all wishes come true, but luck will be much better!

Scratching the last lottery ticket carefully, Su Bai had never felt so nervous!

at last!

A system is a system after all!

Although he has no sense of presence on a daily basis, he is really reliable at critical moments!

And the most insane thing is.

Won 20!

Wang Zhengyu was stunned!

In order to be real enough, they really bought 20 lottery tickets at the nearby lottery station.

The purpose of this wave of games is to collect all the money from Su Bai and the others, and the repetition is very funny and can create a good variety show effect.

In fact, they have also planned that if the guests have not won the lottery after eating at Jinhua this time, they will use other games to make their next stop smooth.

After all, it is impossible to really allow them to return to their original place indefinitely.

Once or twice is a variety show effect, but if it happens too many times, the audience will feel bored or tired of it.

But who would have thought of this bug in Su Bai!

From the very beginning, Su Bai earned more than others while working, and he always had some mysterious tricks.

Forget it, I have talent!

Forget it if you win the lottery! The key is 20, isn’t it a bit outrageous!

After everyone passed it around and cheered, Wang Zhengyu also deliberately showed the lottery ticket to the camera to the audience.

"Viewers, this is really not prepared by the director team. You can watch it for yourself. We are live broadcasting the whole process. This piece of shit Su Bai really won 20!"

【Fuck! It’s really an eye-opener! 】

[What kind of luck does a white dog have? Damn it! Can you win 20 just by scratching a lottery ticket for a game? ! 】

[Why do I only win up to 500 when I buy lottery tickets every day]

[The gap between people is really, sometimes bigger than that between people and dogs! 】

[Some people may be destined to be rich, is this the illegitimate son of the God of Wealth! 】

Su Bai was also very happy, not because he won 20 yuan. After all, the audience didn't know why he won, but he himself knew it very well.

"In this case, Wang Zhengyu has received an unexpected fortune. Isn't it too much to ask for something?"

"What do you want to ask for? I can't give you the money. This is bought by the program team!"

"Did you fall in the trap without me?"

"Then I don't care, it's from the program team anyway! I won't give you a cent."

"Do you want face?! I don't want money, but I suggest that we use this money to give us a good meal tomorrow. Is this okay?"

"You can consider this."

Wang Zhengyu nodded, this request was not too much.

"The rest, just donate it. It's better to spend the unexpected money. Donate it to the Han Hong Foundation. My sister's foundation is relatively clean and transparent, and the money will not go unknown."

"There's no problem with this. The director team completely agrees."

I saw a brother asked about the plot length of this variety show. In the past two days, I actually thought that this variety show might have too much content, but I just thought this variety show was more interesting and didn't end it.

I want to ask everyone's opinions. If everyone thinks the plot is too long, I won't expand it, or add an extra line.

Your opinions on this piece are actually quite important, after all, you are the ones watching, and I hope everyone can give you some opinions.

Anyone who can pursue it till this point is actually true love. Don’t be afraid of hurting me. Feel free to mention anything that feels inappropriate, so that I can make better progress.

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