Lucky star, cute baby, fairy mother is so handsome

Thirteen exclaimed, "Little Master." He quickly picked him up.

"Calm down, calm down." Gu Nianyu said lightly.

Empty...

If it hadn't been there from the owner's pregnancy to delivery, I would have doubted whether it was his mother.

Thirteen......

How to be calm? He said he couldn't do it. My heart was beating so fast that I was almost worried to death.

"Oops." Gu Nianyu said exaggeratedly, "Thirteen, go and tell Butler He that after the food in the house is finished, go to Biezhuang. Although there is no food there, the animals raised by Mu Mu are there. Damn it. You can last for a while if you eat them.”

Thirteen? ? ? Would you rather be hungry than eat? If you eat, the little master will have to fight to the death? !

Doesn't the mistress know that the little master is precious to those animals? Does he want to remind you?

"No." Mumu shouted, "Mom, please don't."

Shisan was so frightened that she almost lost her grip, "Princess, my little master is awake!"

"That must be the case. We are worried that his zoo will be eaten up by us."

Mumu struggled a few times and asked Thirteen to put him on the ground, "Mother, dear, the little animals are so cute, how can you kill them so cruelly?"

"You don't have to kill her. Why are you pretending to be sprained? Why are you pretending to be faint?" She put her hands on her hips, acting like a strict mother.

"Mother, the academy will start school in three days. Mother said that there is a domestic dog in the newly renovated house. Mother doesn't want me to be bitten by a dog and become crazy, right?"

"As for pretending to be faint?" He lowered his head and said cautiously, "I'm just afraid that my mother will be angry when she finds out that I lied, and then deal with me, so I pretend to be faint."

Domestic dog? ? ? Gu Nianyu carefully thought about what he was expressing and put the matter of pretending to be faint behind her mind.

Mumu continued to argue, "I just want to take two more days off and wait until the family dog ​​is gone before going to school. That way there will be no risk of becoming crazy. Mom, I just don't want to become crazy."

"In order to give me an extra layer of protection when I ask for leave, so..." the voice became much quieter at this point, "so I pretended to have serious ankle sprains after I fell."

The index finger of the left hand constantly collides with the index finger of the right hand to relieve tension.

"I'll take care of it." Gu Nianyu stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples, "Did you say that Tianchen Academy has a domestic dog, or was it me?"

Mumu kept nodding, "Well, my mother said that domestic dogs are poisonous, and they will become crazy if they are poisoned."

"Domestic dogs are poisonous, home..." I suddenly understood, "Bullshit domestic dogs, I'm talking about formaldehyde."

"Fake boxing? Mommy, what is that? Martial arts?" He tilted his head and asked, looking very cute with his cute breasts.

Gu Nianyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Formaldehyde is a poison. Your eyes can't see it. It's not martial arts."

"Mother, how did you know?"

"I read it in a book."

"Which book did you read, Mom?"

Gu Nianyu felt a little pain in his head, being tortured by the three-year-old version of One Hundred Thousand Whys.

"To shut up."

"Oh." After standing quietly for a few seconds, "Mom, remember to ask for leave from Mumu."

"why?"

"Mother just said it was poisonous. Could it be that mother is willing to let me be poisoned?"

Gu Nianyu... So he thinks formaldehyde is a domestic dog, and associates it with rabies, so he rubs it here and there just to avoid going to school? ? ?

This realization made her hands itchy and wanted to hit someone! ! !

But experts say that "beating" cannot solve the problem. Mothers with high emotional intelligence are able to convince others with reason.

"Of course Mom doesn't want you to be poisoned, so Mom told the principal long ago that the school should be ventilated for two months before school starts so that there will be no formaldehyde."

"Besides, things in this era are all natural and original, so the formaldehyde content is very small. Even if you inhale it, you won't be poisoned. It's absolutely fine to go to school with peace of mind."

"Oh, Mumu understands, but Shi Shimao has already gone to Tianchen Academy to catch the dog."

What is this all about? Gu Nianyu was a little helpless, "Thirteen, send a message for Eleven to come back." After saying that, he walked towards the dining room.

It's really not easy for her to worry so much about the situation and waste so much energy on dealing with the incident.

On the top of the Ziggurat, the comatose Ji Dongli woke up, wrapped in white mist, and a moment later he appeared at the Holy Cult's stronghold on the outskirts of the city.

The right protector knelt down and said, "See the Lord."

A gloomy low groan sounded, "Tell me, Si Ye's origin?"

"Reporting to the Lord, multiple sources prove that he suddenly appeared on the sea, and then met Seventeen, the secret guard of the God of Killing, and followed him to the capital."

"kill him."

All stumbling blocks on the way home must be removed.

"I obey my orders."

After lunch, Mumu walked happily, preparing to go to the coconut grove to climb trees and hunt for birds.

"My young master, I haven't told you the bad news yet."

"Oh, how many times have I told you this? Just let the bad news rot in your stomach." He said indifferently.

"Little master, this really can't be bad, you must know."

Mumu stopped and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Thirteenth Sage, if you do this, I will think you are forcing me, and I will be angry."

Thirteen... Should I not say anything for fear of getting angry? The answer is no.

So he decided to cut the knot quickly, "Before the holiday, you haven't finished the homework assigned by the academy yet."

Mumu? ? ? Eyes wide open, completely in disbelief.

"Write each character you have learned ten times, plus learn an instrument and perform at the opening banquet." Thirteen said to himself.

Mumu gradually remembered that he had indeed assigned homework before the holiday, and asked helplessly, "How many words have I learned?" As for the musical instrument, he decided to fool around.

"No more, no less, exactly one hundred."

"Ahhhh..." He was going crazy.