Lucky star, cute baby, fairy mother is so handsome
Chapter 23: Scumbag 1 Family Relatives
Shangguan Jiuyou seriously suspected that Gu Nianyu was scolding him, but he had no evidence.
At this moment, the cutest little voice sounded, "Zhazha Daddy, it sounds really good, Zhazha Mother."
Pfft...I urgently need a basin for vomiting blood.
The unexpected hole was dug by myself! ! !
"Dear Zhazha mother, you will call me Zhazha Mumu from now on.
We are just a family of scumbags. "
Gu Nianyu: Don't stop me. I can't satisfy the current situation even if I vomit a mouthful of blood.
Come on, get a big basin!
Ten thousand horses galloped past.
How on earth could she make Mumu forget about Zhazha's family and Zhazha's mother?
As for the other two scumbags, whatever, as long as she doesn't have scumbags.
Shangguan Jiuyou's mouth curled up in a nice curve.
This cheap son is good.
Brothers go into battle, father and son fight tigers, but this tiger is not the other tiger, but the tigress at home.
"Good son, zhazha means handsome, and mother means beautiful, so it's not suitable to use the word handsome, understand?" Xunxunshan said seductively.
"So it's just Zhazha Mumu and Zhazha Daddy? But I also want my mother to be like us."
The fleshy Mumu looked at Gu Nianyu, her big eyes gleaming.
Yes, being seductive is not suitable for her after all.
The temperament arrangement of mothers is unified across the country:
"I told you not to call me mother-in-law, are your ears broken?
Believe it or not, I will whip you. "Hedong Lion's Roar is right.
Shangguan Jiuyou: The crazy woman has eaten gunpowder.
"Oh." Mumu quickly lowered his head.
"Mother, are your relatives here, so grumpy?"
Shangguan Jiuyou said, "Relatives? What kind of relatives? We eat and sleep together these days..."
Gu Nianyu rolled her eyes and jumped off the horse.
Shangguan Jiuyou: What did I do wrong again? Which word is wrong? baffling.
"Take your son and get out, I'll be in peace."
"Hey, why are you looking for us later..."
Without waiting for Shangguan Jiuyou to finish his words, he took off the sword from his waist and raised it, "Don't worry, my daughter-in-law squeezed me without missing a beat, and she squeezed me completely.
Unlike you, you lack brains. "
Shangguan Jiuyou: If you scold me again, the best thing to do is to slap him away with your palm.
No, then Mumu will definitely seek death and survival, and I can't ask for trouble.
As for what Nvwa is, he won't ask.
It’s about a man’s dignity.
Just his sword...
My flesh hurts, can I still want it back?
"Dear mother, remember to miss Zhazha Mumu and Zhazha Daddy."
Gu Nianyu: Do you want to trick me?
"Listen to your father's words. Mother will come find you later."
One person has taken care of the baby for more than three years, and it is now the turn of the scumbag father to take care of it.
When it was made, there were two people, but when it was raised, why was she the only one? unfair!
Never miss the opportunity to lie down.
Shangguan Jiuyou took Mumu away, and Gu Nianyu climbed up slowly.
Oddly enough, Baiyun Town is not far from the capital, but the weather is very cool.
People who are used to the heat after returning to Yang suddenly feel a little uncomfortable and sneeze continuously.
"Who misses me? Old man, the King of Hell?
You screwed me up so bad and now you start to repent?
Huh, for Mumu's sake, the most I can do is beat you a few times less.
Wait for the glory and wealth you owe me, and you will definitely go to the underworld to ask for it after you die. "
In the fifth hall of the Underworld, the Lord of Hell is mobilizing all the ghosts to catch the thief.
Suddenly I sneeze and sneeze non-stop.
Bai Wuchang felt it was time to show off.
He stretched out his hand and patted Lord Yama's back gently, "You're catching a cold...are you catching a cold?"
The Prince of Hell wanted to scold Bai Wuchang, but he kept sneezing and he didn't have a second mouth.
"Why don't you go to the sun and bask in the sun? The sun can cure all diseases."
With the end of Bai Wuchang's words, Lord Yama finally stopped sneezing. He took a few sips of tea and had to slow down.
Sneezing was not a big deal, but sneezing like he just did, he dared say, was rare in the world.
"How about calling Ma Mian to give me a few injections?"
The Prince of Hell flicked his sleeves, and Bai Wuchang pressed against the door of the fifth hall again.
"Tell him to get an acupuncture? The day before yesterday, he tricked the kid on duty at the door and told him that one injection would make him more manly. In the end, he turned the kid into a sissy. This morning, he showed me the orchid finger.
Yesterday, he told a new ghost that with one injection, he could forget his past and future and become a happy ghost.
As a result, after the injection, people remembered everything about being a pig in their previous life.
With all the crying and noise, there is no place for peace.
Can sunbathing cure all diseases?
What else would a doctor do on earth that day?
If you catch a cold, when has my vagina ever been so hot?
Can you guys still stand the heat? "
After the Lord of Hell finished pulling all this in one go, he looked at Bai Wuchang, who was still clinging to the door.
"I see that your brain is stuck all day long, why don't you get into the oil pan and fry it?
Give it a reboot. "
"I, I, catch ghosts, Hei Wuchang called me."
The piece of paper Bai Wuchang hurriedly floated down from the door. He had no time to recover and quickly floated out.
Oil pan? Just kidding, could a weak ghost like him get in?
When you go in, it will be charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
He trembled his head and immediately increased his speed, drifting away as hard as he could.
Afraid that the Lord of Hell would be in a bad mood, he would throw him into the frying pan with a big hand.
The sneezing today was abnormal. After Bai Wuchang left, Prince Yama's head became clear and he quickly analyzed the sneezing incident.
He immediately thought of Fairy Yu. Did she scold him?
Why scold him?
You think there is too much money in the Purple God Ring and you can't spend it all, so you scold him?
Isn't it impossible?
Based on his understanding of Yu Fairy, all impossible things are possible for her.
If it's broken, I should have asked Bai Wuchang earlier, at least to confirm whether the Purple God Ring is in Fairy Rain's hand.
Shangguan Jiuyou remembered about Gu Nianyu's relatives and decided to ask Mumu.
"Where are your mother's relatives? Are they male or female? Why haven't I seen them?"
Mumu tilted her little head again, and her fingers were still stroking the corners of her mouth. The look on her face made Shangguan Jiuyou's heart melt.
"Dad, I haven't met any of my mother's relatives, but they come every month for as long as I can remember."
What kind of relatives are so mysterious? Can't even see my son?
Shangguan Jiuyou suddenly thought of something, and the surrounding air quickly became colder.
"Next time she says that relatives are coming, tell Dad."
He wanted to see which bitch dared to steal a woman from him.
Baiyun Town is actually on the other side of the hillside. Chifeng's footsteps are fast, and now they are standing on the top of the hillside.
Below is a large plain, and many people are busy setting up tents.
There was an endless stream of people walking by, and it was very lively.
Dream Shiqi, who has been keeping here for a long time, is rubbing his eyes vigorously. Is it because he is thinking about his master and is suffering from hysteria?
Why do you seem to have seen your master now?
Why he didn't confirm it was because his master didn't have children himself, and he didn't like other people's children.
To sum up, he is definitely not a master, but just someone who looks like a master.
The blind Meng Shiqi just ignored Chi Feng, only to be kicked away by Chi Feng's hoof. He got up and quickly pulled out his sword.
"You bold thief dares to steal my master's Chifeng. Please return Chifeng to me quickly, otherwise don't blame my sword for not having eyes."
Chifeng: This kid is not only blind, but also stupid. Did I just kick him stupid?
It's too careless.
"Dad, he said you were a horse thief."
"Dad is not, he is just blind."
Meng Qi saw the same look in his master's eyes, and almost believed that the person in front of him was his master.
But after hearing the little baby calling daddy, he concluded that the person in front of him was definitely not his master.
Dad? It is difficult for his master to have this title in his life. There is not even a female mosquito around him, how can he become a father?
No matter how powerful his master is, he can't get a woman pregnant with just one look, right?
Besides, his master has never laid eyes on any woman in all these years, not even half an eye.
Meng Shiyi swept over from a distance and knelt directly on the ground, "I see you, Master."
Hanhanmeng Seventeen tugged on Meng Eleven's sleeve, "He is not. The master has no son, so the child calls him daddy."
"Seventeen, go to the Netherland to receive your punishment."
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