Lucky star, cute baby, fairy mother is so handsome

Shangguan Jiuyou saw Mumu hesitating and thought he was worried about Gu Nianyu.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, she just drank too much, just take a nap."

Mumu clapped her little hands and jumped on the spot.

"Yeah, daddy likes mommy. He won't admit it with his words, but he will admit it with his actions."

Shangguan Jiuyou was a little confused at the moment. Where did it say that he liked Gu Nianyu anywhere on his body?

At best, it's just not annoying.

And where is "ye"?

Besides, even if it was finally determined that he was really his son, in a family like theirs, they couldn't just call him "grandfather".

Before he could finish his sentence, Mumu spoke again, "Dad, I want to go up to that big tree to see the stars."

My mother cheated her baby one way after another.

Laundry, cooking, lighting the fire...it's nothing.

One time, his mother was drunk and had to let him dig a hole in the ground.

You want to see how thick the ground is? ? ?

Thanks to his good fortune that time, his mother fell asleep even after digging a few times.

In short, experience told him to stay away from drunk mothers.

Shangguan Jiuyou looked in the direction of the little finger, "No, it's too high. What if I fall?"

"I promise I won't fall."

Mumu's little mouth pouted, "Besides, I am my father's son, how could I be stupid enough to fall from the tree?"

Shangguan Jiuyou: It seems reasonable.

His last hesitation disappeared completely after seeing desire written all over Mumu's face.

He gently moved Gu Nianyu's head to the baggage, picked up Mumu and jumped up to the big tree.

"Dad, go and kiss your mother quickly. She will wake up soon. Mumu loves you and wishes you good luck."

Shangguan Jiuyou, who was moved, stretched out his big hand and touched Mumu's little face, "You're so good."

Mumu watched her father's handsome figure jump down, and silently lit a few candles in his heart.

A gentleman is supposed to assess the situation, and his mother's fighting ability is explosive when she is drunk.

Don't embarrass a three-year-old baby.

As soon as Shangguan Jiuyou landed, Gu Nianyu got up and pounced upon seeing him.

With a "boom", he was knocked into a tree.

The whole process can be described as smooth and flowing, or it was unexpected. In short, Shangguan Jiuyou was struck by the wall.

The back of my head hurts, but what happened to the crazy woman?

Why are you still lying on him? Why don't you let go?

"release."

The crazy woman pestered Shangguan Jiuyou like an octopus, but he refused to push her away.

"Hey, where does this little brother come from?"

Gu Nianyu groped with one hand on Shangguan Jiuyou's face and pulled off the mask with force.

Shangguan Jiuyou...the same person pulled off his mask for the second time.

He began to wonder, where to bury the mad woman?

“Hey, look at this face, this nose, this mouth, tsk tsk tsk, which hospital did the plastic surgery?

The treatment was good, and it touched my sister's heart. "

What's the meaning? Why doesn't he seem to understand? Is there anything he still can't understand?

Shangguan Jiuyou was thinking about the problem when he felt something sliding around on his face?

He reached out and grabbed it.

Where is that thing? It was obviously a crazy woman's hand, but she dared to touch his face, which was absolutely intolerable.

Chop it up and feed it to the dog? No, it's too thin and not troublesome enough.

"Oh my God, what does this mouth taste like?"

The crazy woman's eyes were so scary, she felt like she wanted to eat him.

Shangguan Jiuyou clamped his hands on her waist and tried to pull her off.

But this waist...that familiar feeling resurfaced again. Did something really happen to them before?

"Yeah." Shangguan Jiuyou's mouth suddenly hurt, and his eyes widened. How dare a crazy woman?

How dare you bite him like a dog, what should you do now?

Yes, scolding her, "No..." is shameful.

Of course, the last few words were not cursed, because the word "not" provided the crazy woman with the opportunity to go straight in.

Her hands were holding his face tightly, and her legs were still wrapped around his waist. The more he resisted, the harder the legs became.

What should we do now? This kind of thing has never happened to him.

He learned the art of war and martial arts, and knew both astronomy and geography.

He had read as many as ten books, but he didn't see a single book on how to deal with this situation.

All the blood in his body was rushing to one place, and that familiar feeling hit him again.

Chi Feng was so moved by the noise that he opened his eyes, "Oh my god, I have to be nicer to the crazy woman in the future, this will completely kill the master."

No, looking at this posture, it should be better for the crazy woman. Master, that's about right.

Shangguan Jiuyou racked his brains to think of a solution, which seemed to be in the book sent from the palace.

Now that I think of it, it’s the book about wedding flowers and candles.

But he can't be here and have sex with a crazy woman just to get rid of her mouth, right?

Suddenly feeling cold, he looked down and saw that his clothes were torn by the crazy woman, as well as her disobedient hands.

What do you want to do with sliding around?

Shangguan Jiuyou gritted his teeth, and in his haste, he finally thought of a solution:

A hand knife struck Gu Nianyu's neck.

It was finally quiet, and he found that he was sweating profusely.

Sigh... Dealing with a crazy woman is more tiring than leading troops in war.

It's too hot. I want to take a dip in cold water, but there isn't one around here.

Damn!

I remembered the Pure Heart Mantra. My master said that it can lower the temperature.

After placing Gu Nianyu on the ground, he began to recite it silently. After half a stick of incense, he finally stopped feeling hot.

But why do you feel so empty in your arms?

Could it be that it's cold in the middle of the night? Yes, that's it.

Wouldn't it be colder in the tree? Shangguan Jiuyou flew onto the tree.

Mumu smiled, revealing a row of small teeth, but that smile, how to describe it?

Just a thief!

He was actually tricked by a little brat. What did Gu Nianyu not understand when he thought of "Wish you good luck" just now?

Wait, if it is really his son, humph, with the family arrangements, there is no point in crying, and there is no point in looking for a crazy woman.

He wants to establish his father’s majesty! ! !

"Dad, don't be angry, I just want to create more time for you and your mother to be alone.

You see, in the fleeing team, the parents of other people's children often hold hands quietly. You are too alienated. "

Shangguan Jiuyou hadn't recovered from Gu Nianyu's matter. He didn't answer and jumped down holding Mumu in his arms.

"It's cold at night, and it's even colder in the trees. Let's sleep down there."

"Ah? Are you cold? Dad, Mu Mu is so hot that he is sweating profusely."

"It's cool when I say it's cold. Look at your mother, she's all rolled up together from the cold."

ah? Mom always sleeps like this, she likes to sleep like this.

Mumu was just about to explain to Guan Jiuyou that something embarrassing for the three-year-old had happened again.

"Hold your mother, don't get cold."

This... Mumu stretched out a small lotus root-like arm.

"Dad, Mumu is not bad at all, but Mumu is only three years old. He really can't carry his mother. Dad should take care of this."

"Okay, dad listens to you, just listens to you.

I was also afraid that your mother's illness would delay our rush to Baiyun Town, so I reluctantly gave her a hug. "

As he spoke, he hugged Gu Nianyu on his lap. Well, he was finally not cold anymore.

In Jiuxiao Palace, Xingguan ran in in a panic, "What a happy event, what a happy event."

Tianjun made a gesture, and a bunch of fire stopped Xingguan.

"It's getting worse and worse. This Jiuxiao Palace is like a vegetable market. Go out and pass the news before coming in."

Xing Guan lowered his head and hummed, then walked to the door of the palace and shouted, "Xing Guan Si Ye begs to see the Lord of Heaven."

After waiting for a while, Tianjun's voice came through the clouds, and Xingguan once again ran into Jiuxiao Palace with great excitement.

Another cluster of flames blocked Si Ye's path, and Tianjun's face flickered in and out of sight behind the flames.

"You can't even walk away? The immortals under me are becoming less and less like immortals. It's true that each generation is worse than the last.

Get out and start over. "

Si Ye...is there any other generation?

After living for tens of thousands of years, have we always been in the same class in heaven? Where did the other generation come from?

But he didn't dare to question. He also pointed out that he had received some reward for spreading the good news, and he was not here to cause trouble. Tianjun would do whatever he said.

This time, Si Ye stepped out of the immortal style without losing any airs of being an immortal, and finally successfully stood in the Jiuxiao Palace.

"Tell me, what's the matter?

My life is as sparse as boiled water, no matter whether it is good or bad,

It's just adding some flavor to plain water. "

Si Ye raised his head slightly and saw Tianjun playing chess with his left hand and right hand.

"Report to the Heavenly Lord, this will definitely make plain water sweeter."

After Si Ye cleared his throat, "Your Majesty the Ninth Prince, the red luan star is moving."

Tianjun put down the chess piece in his hand and finally looked up at Si Ye, "What? Say it again."

Hahahaha, Tianjun has been anxious about His Highness Ninth Prince's marriage, look at his surprised look, this reward is not gone.

"Your Majesty the Ninth Prince, the red luan star is moving, congratulations to the Heavenly Lord, congratulations to the Heavenly Lord."

With a crash, the chess pieces on the table fell onto the glazed floor of Jiuxiao Palace.

Si Ye was stunned, what does this mean?

Are you overjoyed?

It's hard to guess Tianjun's thoughts, but he also knows that it's not easy to talk at this moment, and in fact, everything is inappropriate.