The evil life of Jia Erhu

Originally, when Jia Erhu heard that Wen Ruyu was jealous, he felt inexplicably irritable. Now that I think about Wen Ruyu, maybe she has a fate with her in her past life, and she can't fly out of her palm in this life, I feel much better.

Thinking about how jealous she was, Jia Erhu actually felt extremely happy.

"I'm talking about my wife," Jia Erhu said with a smile: "Are you really jealous? You came from the far north to the south of the Yangtze River?"

Wen Ruyu pursed her sexy lips and said, "Hmph, even if we go to the ends of the world, I will still be jealous. OK.

What do you mean, don’t you agree? "

"Serve, obey, capitalize!" Jia Erhu said with a smile: "Honey, can I give you a suggestion?"

"Can't you mention it all? Stop pretending and say what you have to say!"

Jia Erhu said: "You are studying in a senior cadre school now, and you will be a senior cadre when you come out, so you should work hard to cultivate your own extraordinary temperament and the image of a strong woman with a soft yet steely edge.

And she can't be like a little woman in the city, who spends the whole day either with her husband and children, or with pots and pans, and she can't pout her little mouth at all times, looking sour, like a child who hasn't grown up. "

"Tch!" Wen Ruyu said angrily: "You are really good, your speaking skills are getting better and better, and you don't even use a curse word in the whole process.

Don’t you just think I’m old and hate me pretending to be young? "

Jia Erhu quickly explained: "Honey, it's okay for you to be sensitive, but you don't want to make things up out of thin air. When did I mean what you just said?"

"Don't do this." Wen Ruyu said, "Don't forget that I am a lecturer. If you want to change the subject in front of me, there is no way!

Say, how many beauties did you sleep with last night? "

Jia Erhu couldn't laugh or cry: "How many more are there? I slept with a grandpa yesterday."

Wen Ruyu blurted out: "Halo, even if you change the taste, it won't be so heavy, right?"

Jia Erhu didn't understand at first, but when he came to his senses, he shook his head in disbelief: "Honey, be serious, how can this be said by a municipal deputy leader?"

Wen Ruyu smiled secretly and asked seriously: "Don't I look like a little urban woman? When did you ever regard me as your leader?"

"Okay, okay, don't joke, are you okay today?"

Wen Ruyu then said: "I visited a large state-owned enterprise today. I have been walking all morning and I just took a short rest. I didn't expect your information to come."

"Hehe," Jia Erhu said with a smile, "This is called telepathy. Wife, I slept with your idol last night."

"my idol?"

"It's just a self-driving trip for uncle! But let me tell you a secret, he is actually my uncle."

"Uncle Master, what kind of title is this? I seem to have never heard of it before."

"He is my master's senior brother. What do you think I should call him?"

"Your master? I said who your master is, but I don't even know who it is. Why did a master show up all of a sudden?"

Jia Erhu explained: "This is too long to talk about. I can make up a novel. I will talk to you slowly next time we meet.

All in all, the uncle who travels by car is Lu Zhichao. He used to be the boss of Xiao Jie and the others, and now he is my uncle.

By the way, aren't you reading his novel?

The inner alchemy he wrote in the book is real.

I said, wife, when are we going to practice dual cultivation of both sex and life according to the book and what is said in the novel? "

Wen Ruyu's cheeks turned red and she asked: "Then...is that useful?"

"Why not? My uncle told me personally...well, isn't that right?"

"What's wrong?"

"I'm talking about my wife," Jia Erhu asked curiously: "Why did it sound like you were secretly practicing inner alchemy from your tone just now?"

Wen Ruyu's face turned even redder: "Nonsense!"

"Hey, wife," Jia Erhu said triumphantly: "Don't think that you can hide it from me because we are thousands of miles apart.

Let me tell you, I can feel your face turning red right now through the phone.

To be honest, are you practicing secretly by yourself? "

Wen Ruyu frowned shyly, but said: "What nonsense are you talking about? Who practiced secretly?"

Jia Erhu slapped his thigh: "You must have practiced it, and you also used the inner alchemy technique when you were working with me.

No wonder we played together almost all night in those two days. Not only did you not feel tired at all, you were even full of energy.

Be honest, do you think of me as a cauldron, trying to convert gas into essence and form elixirs? "

Wen Ruyu bit her lip and defended, "No!"

"Not honest?" Jia Erhu said: "My uncle said that my Yintang has turned black and the pure Yang energy in my body has almost been sucked dry!"

Wen Ruyu was startled: "Really or not? When I left Sijiu City, weren't you still fine?

Be honest, what did you do after I left? "

"I'll go! My wife, if I really get sucked dry by you, I won't blame you. There's no need to beat her up, right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Wen Ruyu was really a little panicked: "What about that? Let's make a video and let me see."

Jia Erhu said: "You couldn't tell it when we were face to face, how could you tell it in the video?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I want to see you, hurry up!"

After saying that, Wen Ruyu hung up the phone directly. She couldn't wait for Jia Erhu to send a video conversation invitation, but directly sent a video conversation invitation to Jia Erhu herself.

After Jia Erhu clicked on it, Wen Ruyu stared at him for a long time, suddenly her whole body shook non-stop, and she said delicately: "It's annoying, you're lying to me again!"

Seeing Wen Ruyu's appearance, Jia Erhu's heart almost melted.

"Honey," Jia Erhu explained, "I really didn't lie to you. When my uncle told me, I couldn't do it either. When I looked in the mirror this morning, the more I looked at it, the more I felt something was wrong."

Wen Ruyu stared at Jia Erhu carefully for a while again, then rolled her eyes: "Pretend, keep pretending!"