The evil life of Jia Erhu

Then suddenly the doorbell rang.

Jia Erhu said "Oh": "Uncle Master, I have already ordered the food downstairs, and it is estimated that it will be served now."

He stood up and opened the door. Sure enough, it was the waiter pushing the dining cart.

After Jia Erhu put the dishes on the table, he explained: "Since uncle doesn't drink, we will use chicken soup instead of wine.

By the way, what on earth did my master commit... Well, that's not right! "

Lu Zhichao asked: "What's wrong?"

"You are Master's junior brother. According to seniority, I have to call you Master Uncle! Sin, sin!"

Lu Zhichao laughed: "It's because I was confused. I said you should be my nephew, so you called me uncle.

If we really count, you should be my great-nephew.

But it doesn’t matter.

Speaking of which, I am not a true disciple, and I did not formally become a master. I called them master and senior brother just out of respect.

Time has passed and they have all left. We have not obtained their true biography. If we run out and say that we are their disciples, others will think that we are liars.

Let's do this, from now on we will still interact according to our own relationship.

After all, you are the boss of the company. I will call you Mr. Jia.

If you like to read my videos and novels, just call me uncle.

If you insist on being connected to reality, you can follow Xiao Jie, Chu Yilan and Luo Shan and call me Mr. Lu! "

Jia Erhu said: "Otherwise, when we are alone together, I must address you as Uncle Master.

When outsiders are present, I will call you Mr. Lu.

Although uncle is just your online name and Douyin account, if I call you uncle, it will be equivalent to downgrading you and disrespecting you. "

Lu Zhichao smiled and said, "Okay, that's it."

Jia Erhu first poured a bowl of chicken soup for Lu Zhichao, and then poured a bowl for himself. Then he picked up the bowl and said, "Uncle Master, I will give you soup instead of wine. Let me toast you first."

Lu Zhichao reminded: "Did you see a layer of butter on top of this soup? It proves that it is native chicken. Even though it is not steaming, it tastes very hot when you drink it."

Jia Erhu nodded and said: "Yes, yes, uncle Shi is observing carefully, so let's take a sip and find out."

Lu Zhichao signaled him to put down the bowl, and both of them drank from spoons.

After Jia Erhu placed a crab in front of Lu Zhichao, Lu Zhichao picked up the crab and said, "Back then, your master committed rape and serious injury, so that's why the sentence was so severe."

"what?"

Jia Erhu stared at Lu Zhichao dumbfounded.

Lu Zhichao sighed: "It's a long story. I'll talk to you later. Now let's continue the topic.

When your ancestor taught me Tuna Gong, he reminded me that he found that I was young and energetic, had a strong sense of justice, and also liked to act impulsively.

So no matter what big thing happens to me in the future, I must first calm down. Even if I don’t have the patience to run Xiao Zhoutian, I must at least let my thoughts run along Xiao Zhoutian’s acupuncture points in my mind.

If after walking, I still decide to do this, then do it.

I understood at that time that what he meant was nothing more than what others said, when you are impulsive, count to 10 in your mind.

But the reason why he didn't let me count was because Xiao Zhoutian was beneficial to my improvement in all aspects. "

Jia Erhu nodded.

Although he was more concerned about why his master committed such a serious crime, the breathing skill was also very important to him.

When Lu Zhichao talked about this matter, he could also attract his attention.

Lu Zhichao immediately said: "You just said that this breathing skill is useless, that's because you have a desire for quick success, as if you think that as long as you learn this skill, you can immediately cut mountains and rocks, hit a group with one punch, and kick a group with one kick.

I'm afraid you still haven't understood that the Breathing and Inhalation Gong taught to you by your master is the basic foundation of Taoist practice.

The Xiao Zhoutian you just mentioned is actually a type of inner alchemy.

In terms of form, inner alchemy is divided into two types: Xiao Zhoutian and Da Zhoutian, and in terms of content, it is divided into single cultivation and double cultivation.

The so-called solo practice means you practice alone.

The so-called dual cultivation means that men and women practice together.

If you want to practice dual cultivation, you must cultivate to a certain level individually, and then treat women as cauldrons. Through a normal life, you can absorb the yin energy of women into your own body. According to the Great Zhoutian or Xiaozhou The trajectory of the day moves.

At the same time, he merges with the pure Yang Qi in his body and practices the Qi Transformation Essence Pill in the Dantian.

In general novels, it is said that Taishang Laojun was refining elixirs in the cauldron, and even Sun Wukong was put into the cauldron to refine elixirs. This is complete nonsense.

The real cauldron is actually the human body.

For men, women are the cauldron.

For women, men are also a cauldron.

If you understand all this, no matter how many women are around you now, not only will you not be as depleted of energy as you are now, but your face will be glowing and your face will be full of energy due to the constant accumulation of elixirs in your body. "

Jia Erhu thought to himself: I'll go and do it during the day. I don't know what the Tuna and Nag Gong is used for!

He wanted to ask how he could achieve dual cultivation, or how to use a woman's body to refine Qi-densing elixirs for the cauldron, but he was too embarrassed to ask.

However, Lu Zhichao had already seen his inner thoughts from his micro-expression, and smiled slightly: "Don't think that inner alchemy only solves things between men and women.

The love between men and women is just a means, the real purpose. In ancient times, it was to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal. Later, it became to strengthen the body and prolong life.

I heard Xiao Jie say that after you were released from prison, you suddenly became famous in the society of Haicheng. Do you think it was because of your hard work and your relentless advancement without fear of death?

There are so many desperadoes in society who are not afraid of death, why are they the ones lying down instead of you? "

Jia Erhu smiled awkwardly at first, but then reacted immediately and said with some embarrassment: "Uncle Master, I don't mean anything else. I just want to say that I only met Master after he was imprisoned.

Moreover, this inner alchemy technique, as you just said, cannot be effective in a short period of time.

After I was imprisoned, it can be said that I beat the whole prison. "

Lu Zhichao smiled and shook his head: "Then do you know why your master taught you inner alchemy?"