The evil life of Jia Erhu

Jia Erhu's words attracted everyone's attention. Ding Min frowned and thought: You are the only one who can do it, so mind your own business!

The office building has a total of five floors, and even with the platform, it is only six floors. Associate Professor Li could see his face clearly.

"You're a freshman, right?" Associate Professor Li was still in the mood to tease: "Looking at you, you don't like taking notes in class.

I only told them to give them 10 seconds, but I didn’t tell them to count to 10. They interrupted in the middle, and of course I had to make up for the lost time. "

Jia Erhu asked: "You just said that school leaders don't keep their words. As a people's teacher and a university professor, do you keep your words?"

"Of course it counts. All the teachers and students in the school don't know that I, Lao Li, spit like a nail and I will never go back on my words."

"Nana just said I would give you 10 seconds, and now 30 seconds have passed, so what can I say?"

Upon hearing what he said, everyone present was shocked.

Everyone thought he was trying to persuade Associate Professor Li to come down, but for a long time he was urging Associate Professor Li to jump quickly?

The faces of several leaders changed. Ding Min stared at Jia Erhu, thinking: Did this kid not sleep well last night and came here to feel sleepy?

Wen Ruyu turned around and scolded in a low voice: "Are you crazy?"

Associate Professor Li was also stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer.

Jia Erhu continued: "You said you would kill people and jump off the building after 10 seconds, and you also said you would run to the other side of the building. Now another 10 seconds have passed, almost 40 seconds, which means that what you just said does not count. .

If you are committing murder and jumping off a building now, you are breaking trust in yourself, all the teachers and students of the school, and also breaking trust in the leaders of the school, the leaders of the branch and the leaders of the city.

For a person like you who doesn't keep your word, who will listen to what you say?

It can be seen that the accusations you just made against your wife and two other people are completely untrustworthy. "

Jia Erhu heard Wen Ruyu say that he was a bully, so he deliberately argued with him.

Associate Professor Li blinked his eyes and said with a bit of irritation: "You are changing the concept. I only said that people will jump off the building after 10 seconds, but I did not say that people will jump off the building after 10 seconds.

As long as 10 seconds have passed, whenever I kill someone and jump off a building, I have fulfilled my promise, which is equivalent to keeping my promise. "

Jia Erhu said: "Then can I understand it this way? You can kill someone and jump off a building anytime after 10 seconds, then you can also kill someone and jump off a building 10 years later.

If that's the case, why do you kill someone and jump off a building now? "

Associate Professor Li was stunned.

I felt that he was completely sophistry, but I couldn't fight back forcefully.

But he reacted immediately: "You are right, I can kill people and jump off buildings in 10 years, but I can do it now!"

Jia Erhu waved his hand: "What you said is wrong. If you are a cleaning staff, or someone who drives a battery truck in front of the school to collect goods, there is nothing wrong with the rag collector saying this.

But since you are an associate professor and your name is computer science, you must express your meaning accurately.

You should say, I'll give you 10 seconds. If you don't reply, then I will kill someone and jump off the building between 10 and 11 seconds. This is accurate.

If you think you can't complete the job within one second, you can relax a little more, or you can kill someone and jump off the building within 10 to 20 seconds.

If you say that you can kill someone and jump off a building at any time after 10 seconds, it can only mean that you are not rigorous in doing things.

Anyone who becomes your student will be unlucky in this life. "

Associate Professor Li shook his head: "Why do you say that being my student will bring bad luck?"

"Isn't it? You didn't give others an accurate number, you just gave them a range. It's like everyone knows 1+1\u003d2, but the question you asked makes people dare not write 2, only 1.1 to 2.9. between.

According to your theory, as long as 1+1 is greater than 1 and less than 3, it is correct.

The problem is that if students write this, the answer must be wrong. "

Associate Professor Li was speechless by what he said. He felt that it was too humiliating to face so many colleagues and students, so he immediately yelled: "Who are you, messing around with me here? Do you think ginseng is like doing exercises?"

The absolute accuracy you mentioned only exists in textbooks and cannot appear in life at all. From planes to trains, from ships to cars, what are you telling me is completely accurate? "

Jia Erhu asked, "Tell me, how long will it take for me to run from here to the roof?"

Associate Professor Li thought about it and laughed: "Young man, I eat more salt than you eat rice, and you actually want to trick me?

Under normal circumstances, it takes five or six seconds to get from your current position to the door of the office building, even if you run fast. From the first floor to the platform on the sixth floor, it takes 1 seconds if you run fast.

If I say you can get here in 30 seconds, then you must say it only takes 29 seconds. If you don't believe it, let's try it.

Then you can rush right in front of me and try to rescue this bitch, right? "

At first, no one knew why Jia Erhu wanted to argue with Associate Professor Li. After hearing what Associate Professor Li said, everyone understood.

But everyone looked at Jia Erhu and felt that he was indeed a bit naive. Now that Associate Professor Li has discovered his plan, what else can he do?

Jia Erhu smiled and said: "If I were to tell you, I can be by your side in 9 seconds, would you believe it?"

Associate Professor Li sneered: "9 seconds, even if you take a plane, you won't be able to make it in time."

"So you don't believe it? From now on, you can count the time."

After saying that, Jia Erhu suddenly separated from the crowd and rushed directly towards the office building.

He didn't take the stairs, he just dug his hands into the cracks in the bricks of the exterior wall and climbed up like a gecko.

Associate Professor Li was stunned. When he looked down, he saw a blur in front of his eyes. Jia Erhu was already standing in front of him.

The crowd of onlookers let out a cry of exclamation!

Associate Professor Li was completely stunned by the appearance of Jia Erhu. His hand holding the utility knife had left Chen Jingwen's neck.

Chen Jingwen rolled her eyes and looked at the left and right sides. The left side was under the platform and the right side was the platform.

She was thinking about how to push Associate Professor Li, who was standing on the right, directly off the platform.

Jia Erhu could tell from her expression that she was a ruthless and ruthless woman.

Ordinary women would have been frightened to the point of confusion at this time, but she was not only very calm, but also had the temperament of a shrew between her eyebrows.

Although Associate Professor Li did not have any evidence, Jia Erhu already believed that what he said was the truth.

"Associate Professor Li," Jia Erhu asked calmly, "Are you kidding everyone? The utility knife in your hand is so far away from others, how can you kill someone?"

Only then did Associate Professor Li react. He quickly pressed the utility knife against Chen Jingwen's neck and said to Jia Erhu in a sullen voice, "Who are you? Don't come here!"

Chen Jingwen looked at Jia Erhu in confusion, thinking: Are you here to save me, or to harm me?