The evil life of Jia Erhu

Without turning his head, Jia Erhu could imagine Ding Min's expression at this moment. He must be shy and embarrassed, and he might even make a cute face.

Ding Min pulled his hand back after aligning it, but Jia Erhu said: "Don't let go, what if it slips out and wets the bed?"

Ding Min glared at the back of his head: "Then wet the bed, that's a bad habit!"

Jia Erhu suppressed his laughter and said again: "Oh, I can't urinate. Why don't you shush me?"

When Ding Min heard this, he thought to himself: Why does this bastard have more problems than Xiaogang? Does he mean it?

She didn't say anything, glanced around, and found a broom at the door outside. She immediately walked over and took it, then turned around and used the bamboo pole on the broom to hit Jia Erhu's buttocks several times.

"Ouch, stop hitting, you have to pee!"

Ding Min burst into laughter, but he held it back for a moment and spat: "What a bastard! He won't pee without being beaten!"

Jia Erhu feels that this is the real aesthetics of violence.

When Ding Min spanked him with a bamboo pole, he not only did not feel insulted, but felt Ding Min's flirtatiousness, which truly and completely resolved the gap between the two people caused by the five consecutive rounds.

Jia Erhu trembled for the last time and said to Ding Min: "I'm done urinating."

Ding Min put down the broom and reached for the urinal. Jia Erhu deliberately reminded: "Slow down, you will cut me if you pump too fast."

He believed that Ding Min understood what he meant.

Sure enough, Ding Min's face turned red again, and she slowly took out the urinal and turned to go to the bathroom.

Strangely enough, it was her first time emptying a urinal, and it was with a man, but she didn't feel sick at all.

After Ding Min came back and put the urinal under the bed, she sat silently on the chair next to her in a daze. Jia Erhu reminded her to turn on the TV or watch videos on her phone, but Ding Min turned a deaf ear.

Jia Erhu asked again: "Did my five consecutive rounds fall into a ditch or pond?"

Ding Min still didn't say anything. Jia Erhu probably made a good judgment. At least judging from the current situation, Ding Min didn't find five consecutive rounds and refused to hand them over to him. Instead, he took them to report and expose them.

"By the way, girlfriend, did you go home and ask your parents?"

Ding Min turned around and looked at Jia Erhu without saying a word.

Jia Erhu smiled: "I know you are unhappy. The question is, what should I call you? Officer Ding, it seems a bit too unfamiliar."

Of course, if there are outsiders, I will definitely call it that.

When we are just two people, I don’t think it’s appropriate to call you Ding Min, Xiao Min, or Xiao Ding. I’d rather call you my girlfriend. This way I can at least remind myself of my ideals in this life. "

Ding Min asked calmly: "Do you think you are very wise or humorous? If it weren't for the fact that we have experienced life and death together, I would slap you and make you paralyzed. Do you believe it?"

"Absolutely believe it." Jia Erhu said: "I know that you, like me, are a person who tells the truth. I want to know now, what did your father and mother tell you?"

"Would you believe what they said?"

"If they tell me directly, I may not believe it. But if they tell you, you believe it yourself, and you tell it to me, I will definitely believe it."

Ding Min asked: "Then why don't you believe that Gong Wenxia is your mother? My father told me this, and I believed it and relayed it to you."

"Isn't this slap in the face too fast?" Jia Erhu said with a smile: "When will this score, before you become my girlfriend, I will analyze what you said very rationally.

After you became my girlfriend, I would choose to blindly believe what you said even though I knew it was wrong. "

Ding Min blurted out: "Then I asked you to surrender, why didn't you listen?"

Jia Erhu said: "If you admit that you are my girlfriend, I will surrender."

Ding Min immediately said: "Okay, I will be your girlfriend."

Jia Erhu smiled and said: "You are totally arguing. How can a boyfriend lie on the bed and not move, while his girlfriend sits so far away."

Ding Min immediately stood up, sat directly on the bedside, and asked at the same time: "Do you want me to lie next to you?"

"Forget it, forget it." Jia Erhu said: "You are definitely emotional now, and I know it is for my own good, but the question is, why do you want me to surrender?

If you don’t understand the situation of my coming to Haicheng this time, you can first find out. These people are holding knives and guns against my neck. Am I allowed to be slaughtered?

I was acting in self-defense and did not cause any murder.

Besides, if those people weren't guilty, why wouldn't they dare to sue me?

Also, your brother is definitely the mastermind behind what happened this morning. I really want to surrender. If you catch the monkey, there is no way the monkey will not confess your brother.

I don't have any problem, it was just self-defense, and what hit Monkey today was Monkey's own two consecutive shots.

I grabbed his hand and shot him. There were no fingerprints on the gun.

You can go to the hospital where he is staying now to find him, analyze the ballistics of the bullet, and then find the gun to see if it has anything to do with me?

But you have to think clearly, as long as the monkey is caught and sentenced for what happened today, will your brother be able to run away?

And your brother's most terrifying thing is more serious than him. To me, he is an attempted murder at most, but what about your brother? But they are paying to kill people.

I'm my girlfriend, and I really like you. With my personality, even if I don't directly cripple your brother, I will take him to court and let him sit out for 10 or 8 years. "

Ding Min remained silent.

She knew very well that what Jia Erhu said was right. If this matter really had to be investigated today, Ding Gang's crime would be the heaviest. Jia Erhu would definitely be fine.

What about what happened before?

Ding Min wouldn't let him talk about the issues before he surrendered, but just not mention what happened today, right?

What's more, what Jia Erhu said was right. Others should have wanted his life before. Even if it was not self-defense, at most it was just that he had the upper hand in a fight. It was obviously inappropriate for him to surrender.

Seeing that Ding Min remained silent, Jia Erhu reached out and held her hand holding the bed. Ding Min subconsciously retracted, and finally gave up.

Seeing this, Jia Erhu held her hand tightly and said, "Don't worry. As long as you become my girlfriend, I will never hang out in society.

Also, don’t think that I am an ex-convict. Once I get over this, I will appeal.

Although I don't care about state compensation, I must let the relevant departments clear my name. I wanted to defend my adoptive mother's dignity and personal integrity. What exactly did I do wrong? "

Ding Min said: "If you really want to appeal, I can help you hire the best lawyer in the province."

"My girlfriend still feels sorry for me." Seeing Ding Min's eyes glaring, Jia Erhu immediately changed the subject, and then asked: "Now can you tell me, what exactly did your parents say to you?"