Don't mess with him, his three beautiful masters are too cruel

Chu Lingxiao sneered and said: "That's fine, I can escape into Buddhism in your Lianji Temple and practice Buddhism with four thousand senior sisters every day. That would be great too!"

"You are not a little thief, you are a big worm!"

Master Lian Ji was so angry that he just came over to kill him!

"Come over here!"

Chu Lingxiao slapped the two little nuns on the buttocks and pushed them towards Master Lianji, who turned around and disappeared into the night.

Master Lianji was so helpless that she could only catch the two little nuns flying towards her. When she looked at Chu Lingxiao again, the latter had disappeared.

The two little nuns were slapped in tears by Chu Lingxiao. On their white buttocks, Chu Lingxiao slapped them with a big red handprint. They were so painful that their eyes were splitting.

But he quickly knelt down in front of Master Lianji and said, "Master, please forgive me, we shouldn't sleep, we were wrong!"

Master Lianji said angrily: "If you don't keep a good watch, this big worm has stolen the treasure of my temple. I will punish you severely!"

Hearing that the treasure of the temple was stolen, the two little nuns were so frightened that their faces turned pale and they looked at Master Lianji at a loss.

But Master Lianji snorted coldly: "However, the black stone tablet that the big worm stole is fake!

The black stone tablet is the treasure of our temple, how could I leave it outside?

The authentic product has always been in the treasure house of our temple. "

"Great!"

The two little nuns were so surprised that they cried.

"Both of you are top ten! Go to the Punishment Hall to accept your punishment!"

Master Lianji said in a deep voice, and then disappeared from the spot.

The two little nuns thought they were unlucky, and their buttocks were almost blown out by Chu Lingxiao's slap. They were scared to think about getting slapped at this moment.

……

"I rely on!"

Back mountain.

When Chu Lingxiao took out the black stone tablet with a smile on his face, he discovered that something was wrong with the black stone tablet.

Although the color, feel and weight of this stone tablet were very similar to the one in his hand, there was no mysterious power emanating from it.

And when you pinch it hard, the genuine piece you got before is extremely hard.

But when he got this stone tablet at Lianji Temple, it was crushed into pieces before he even used any force!

Obviously, this black stone tablet is fake!

"Oh shit!"

Chu Lingxiao knew that he had been fooled. Master Lianji was indeed an old fox. She put up a fake show in the main hall to show everyone, but she really hid it.

In this way, you can hide your eyes and ears and divert all the attention of those who want to steal the black stone tablet to the glass cabinet.

Chu Lingxiao was also deceived by Master Lianji!

"No wonder that old woman didn't rush to chase me when I ran away! It turns out this is a fake!"

Chu Lingxiao was so depressed that he crushed the fake black stone tablet in his hand into powder!

Swish!

At this time, a breath spread and reached Chu Lingxiao.

And there was actually a voice in this breath.

"Big worm, you want to steal my temple's treasures, but you are not moral enough!

This fake stone tablet is given to you! Get out of here!

If you come in again, I won't just kick you!

I will destroy your life and make you a little nun in my Lianji Temple, haha! "

This was Master Lianji's voice transmitted to Chu Lingxiao through her breath.

Chu Lingxiao: "..."

He was so angry that his teeth itched, and he secretly swore that this revenge must be avenged!

Gu Gu Gu~

By this time, it was already dawn.

Groups of white pigeons began to fly towards Lianji Temple one after another.

Because every day, the little nuns in the temple spread a lot of rice on the ground to attract these pigeons to eat.

Chu Lingxiao glanced around and saw that there were at least hundreds or thousands of pigeons.

"Hehehe."

Chu Lingxiao had a wicked smile on his face.

He didn't expect the opportunity for revenge to come so soon.

He began to travel through the forests in the mountains, collecting some specific herbs, and then began to use the medicinal cauldron to refine medicine.

soon.

A large number of medicine granules as big as rice were refined.

Chu Lingxiao took it in his hand and smelled it, and said with a satisfied smile: "It's good enough this time."

In order to avoid being discovered by Master Lianji, Chu Lingxiao sealed his aura.

Subsequently.

Standing on tiptoes, he quietly approached Lianji Temple and climbed up the wall.

There was no one in the courtyard at this time, but there were already rice scattered by nuns on the ground.

Chu Lingxiao threw the medicine grains he refined into the courtyard and mixed them with the rice.

goo goo~

Soon, countless pigeons landed one after another and began to peck at the rice on the ground, eating the medicine grains dropped by Chu Lingxiao.

Then Chu Lingxiao quickly walked into the kitchen of Lianji Temple and made some trouble there. After a few minutes, he secretly left Lianji Temple.

"Hehe~"

Chu Lingxiao's figure flashed to a tall tree trunk in the distance and leaned against the trunk of the big tree.

He randomly found a wild fruit and ate it while looking at Lianji Temple.

What a show!

Coming soon!

"Accept the 'wealth' from the sky immediately!"

Chu Lingxiao smiled evilly.

dong dong dong~

The bells of Lianji Temple rang.

It's already nine o'clock in the morning.

Nearly a thousand nuns in Lianji Temple have finished their meal, and they all gathered in the huge courtyard and sat cross-legged on the ground.

And Master Lianji also appeared on the high platform. It was another day when she was going to teach the Dharma to all the disciples.

Swish swish!

At this moment, pigeons were flying in the sky, covering Lianji Temple like dark clouds.

Master Lianji frowned slightly.

This is not normal.

Pigeons usually fly back to the mountains after eating the rice. Why didn't they fly away today, but instead hovered over Lianji Temple?

clap clap clap!

The pigeon that was hovering in the sky suddenly started to defecate!

And it’s a lot of bowel movements!

Do it!

Rare!

Fall together!

The pigeon shit splashing into the sky fell on Lianji Temple like a heavy rain!

Clap clap clap!

Feces all over the sky hit the nuns who were sitting cross-legged on the ground.

Some nuns were looking up at the pigeons. Before they could react, streaks of white sticky substance were smeared on their faces.

What's more, with their mouths still open, something with a strong smell of shit fell directly into their mouths and melted in their mouths. Many nuns were immediately disgusted and vomited.

Faced with the pigeon excrement splashing into the sky, the nuns were also in a hurry. Some of them quickly covered their heads with their hands, but their sleeves and hands were covered with hot excrement.

Some nuns burst out their true energy and tried to prevent countless pigeon droppings from falling on themselves.

But he used too much force, causing a large piece of white and gray mixture to fall everywhere, even spraying people around him in the face!

All the nuns ducked and screamed!

After all, they are all women, and they hate having their bodies, clothes, and hair soiled by animal excrement.

But they couldn't escape the white "storm". Their hair, face, nostrils, and even ears were covered in sticky pigeon droppings.

Especially those whose nostrils were blocked not only felt suffocated, but also dizzy from the fishy smell!

So disgusting that I vomited directly!

Obviously, these pigeons are suffering from diarrhea!

And it’s still very severe diarrhea!