I was so afraid of society that I wore a cosplay

"Five Enlightenments!"

"Xia Youjie!!!"

Noctua Zhengdao's roar can be heard from a long distance away.

Kazumi, who teleported away, laughed and bumped into Xia Youjie's shoulder, her eyes under the sunglasses full of joy, "How about it, Jie, do you regret skipping class?"

If you think about it, you will know that if you go back and get caught, you will be punished again.

Xia Youjie held his forehead, knowing that this was the fate.

He bumped his shoulder hard back, "Didn't you say you wanted to have dessert? Why don't you leave yet?"

Now that things have come to this, of course I have to skip classes all the way to the end.

But while sitting in the dessert shop and looking at the full array of sweets in front of Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie started to have a toothache for him.

"Seriously Satoru, if it weren't for your physical condition and you eating so many sweets, I can't even imagine how fat you would be."

"There's no way, the brain needs sweets, even if it's really fat..." He paused and showed an arrogant and wanton smile, which clearly meant 'then I am also the strongest'.

Knowing that whatever he ate now would be difficult to swallow, and his mouth smelled like rags, He Mei didn't ask Xia Youjie to eat with him.

The other party was also used to Gojo Satoru sharing all the delicious food with him when he first entered school. Later, he gradually took care of everything by himself.

If Gojo Satoru hadn't shown anything wrong from the beginning to the end, Xia Youjie suspected that the other party knew that he had a taste problem.

He took a sip of ice water and looked up at his friend who was eating quietly.

He knew that Gojo Satoru had a good appearance, as long as the other party didn't say anything

In other words, it is absolutely perfect.

Xia Youjie looked at it carefully for a long time and suddenly became curious, "Wu, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

He Mei swallowed the dessert in her mouth, licked the cream on the corner of her lips with her tongue, and said without raising her head when she heard the words: "What are you doing, Jay, you miss a woman."

Xia Youjie rested his face on the table with one hand, and asked instead of answering, "I just think that if Satoru falls in love, what kind of person will the woman be?" It should be said that what kind of woman can stand his temper? Dump him.

Kazumi blinked and suddenly smiled, "Jie is curious?"

"Can't you?"

"Okay, it's not something that can't be said." He Mei became interested. He thought about his wall wives in the past, and found the nearest one. A smile suddenly appeared on his beautiful eyebrows, and he gushed: "Well, first of all His height should be shorter, preferably 1.6 meters, and his figure should be thin enough that I can wrap one hand around his waist. He should also have a pair of stunning eyes as blue as the sky, and his hair should preferably be Orange, it looks very bright and conspicuous like that. The most important thing is that his force value should be high, and he should at least be on a 50-50 basis with me, so that both parties will feel safe. His character should be gentle, with a sense of justice and not pedantic. He will support my beautiful woman in whatever I do." At the end of the sentence, he stared at Xia Youjie with bright eyes, "How are you Jie, isn't it perfect!"

Xia Youjie was silent, did you use him?

But the height of a man is over 1.6 meters, right?

Xia Youjie, who is already 1.8 meters tall and is still growing, and his best friend is also almost 1.9 meters tall, can't imagine that there is really a beautiful male in this world who can even compete with Gojo Satoru, but is also petite, beautiful and has a sense of justice?

Nakahara Chuya:……

Just give me your ID card!

I never expected that I could be cueed out of thin air even though I was a world away.

So, "You like men?"

Xia Youjie didn't notice this.

Gojo Satoru is an insulator between the opposite sex and the same sex. The young master's eyes are higher than his head, and he doesn't bother to pay attention to anyone who doesn't like him.

You can count the number of interpersonal relationships on two hands.

Kazumi licked her lips, "You're wrong about that, Jie." The latter raised his eyebrows and waited for him to continue. Sure enough, the white-haired boy wearing sunglasses laughed and said, "I like good-looking beauties."

Oh, Xia Youjie understands, regardless of gender, as long as they are good-looking.

Kazumi smiled softly, "If Jie is a girl, it would be great to marry Jie as his wife. Anyway, we are the strongest. Then we will be the strongest couple."

Xia Youjie: ...that’s not what the strongest said.

Forget it, it probably won't be of any use what he said.

Eleven years to go.

Kazumi lowered his eyes, eating the sweets that made him greasy, and thought casually

With.

A year later, Xia Youjie defected.