I was so afraid of society that I wore a cosplay

"Really perverted."

"The woman just said..."

"Wow……"

The voices of discussion came from all around, and Zhongyuan Zhongye, who had not had time to erupt, was petrified on the spot.

He was obviously talking about that woman, but both inside and outside of his words were because, because...

Hey!

Zhongyuan Zhongya pressed down his hat, endured the burning heat at the tips of his ears, turned around and ran away in shame and anger.

Ah this...

Qianji Kazumi couldn't laugh or cry and chased after Qingmei.

"Chuuya, wait for me!"

...The orange-haired officer in front froze and ran faster for a while.

"Chuuya!"

The three of them left the crowd after a while, leaving Dazai Osamu behind unhurriedly.

He even had the mood to look around at the crowd, ignoring those who were pointing at him, and after selecting a girl with average looks, he stepped forward and showed off his unrivaled beauty, smiling with a sparkling smile, "This Beautiful young lady, may I have the honor to invite you to die in love with me?"

The girl had a strange look on her face, "Suicide for love?"

She pointed in the direction where Nakahara Chuuya had just escaped and asked, "Aren't you going to chase him?"

"Hey." Dazai Osamu was confused, "Why should I chase slugs?"

"Slug!" The girl couldn't believe it, and her voice began to rise, "You called your boyfriend a slug?!"

? ? When did the little dwarf become my boyfriend?

Dazai Osamu thought about it for three seconds and immediately realized that she had misunderstood.

But before he could explain the misunderstanding that made him feel sick to his stomach, the beautiful young lady who had just invited him to commit suicide with her looked at him with disgust, "Bah, you scumbag!" She snorted coldly and left on her high heels.

I secretly complained in my heart that I had made a mistake. I clearly thought he was a caring person, but I didn't expect him to be a scumbag.

Ikeda Qiulan walked away neatly, not feeling the joy of being talked to by the handsome guy at all.

Dazai Osamu, who was left behind for the second time, couldn't help but touch his face.

Do I look like a scumbag?

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……

On the other side, Nakahara Chuuya, whose IQ finally came online belatedly, stopped in front of the haunted house with few people. Qianji and Mei pulled Fujiwara Megumi to stand next to him.

He kept apologizing, "I'm sorry, Chuuya, for causing you trouble."

The orange-haired officer covered his face with one hand, his black gloves wanting to cover himself to death, "What on earth is going on?"

Qianji Kazumi blinked, looking confused, "What's going on?"

Still pretending to be stupid!

Zhongyuan Zhongya raised his face full of murderous intent, narrowed his eyes, and clicked his tongue impatiently. His voice was low and hoarse, "I forgot what you said so quickly."

"What is the so-called test tube baby?"

Oh, it turns out to be this.

The woman with long brown hair looked suddenly enlightened, and then the corners of her lips slightly raised, "I just want a child for you and me. It's a very simple reason."

"Then what you said about falling in love and getting married." At this point, the orange-haired young man's eyebrows showed anger, and the woman answered first, "Yes, they are all lies to you."

Megumi Fujiwara was a little surprised. Her best friend said this, so she wasn't afraid of being beaten to death.

‘Huh’ Nakahara Chuuya breathed an uncharacteristic sigh of relief, “I just said how could I fall in love and get married with a mackerel.” Not even the female version of mackerel.

"I'm finally not blind." It's safe.

"Then...that sperm..." In Nakahara Chuuya's mind, the so-called baby should be created by combining his DNA with Dazai's DNA.

As for stealing that thing...

Who would be a normal person to steal?

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about himself who was sincerely shocked by this before, and couldn't help but be so embarrassed that his eyes wandered, and he almost wanted to pull up the building with his bare hands and kill a dragon.

Qianji Kazumi's ears turned red as he spoke, her tone began to be erratic, and the screaming chicken in her heart began to scream again.

Mommy! The cub is so cute! !

The uncontrollable hands had their own ideas and hugged him directly.

! !

Zhongyuan Zhongya was shocked when his chest was buried for the second time. His hat fell to the ground again, and the woman's trembling voice could be heard beside his ears.

"If I could see Chuuya every day..."

"Don't talk about stealing sperm." His breathing became rapid, "I am willing to become a man."

Zhongyuan Zhongya:? ? ?

Become a man?

Dazai Osamu's appearance suddenly appeared in his mind.

……

Then you didn’t make a damn profit! !