I was so afraid of society that I wore a cosplay

Qianji Kazumi was afraid that it was not exciting enough, so she asked with a smile, "Fumiya, Chuuya's mother, what is Dazai?"

Known: Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Haruko are married. The child is named Fumiya, his mother is Chuuya, and Dazai is...

"dad."

Megumi Fujiwara came to this conclusion without thinking.

Everyone around him gasped, and Fujiwara Kei also realized that he seemed to have been tricked by his best friend?

"Hahaha, good son, daddy is here~" She was the one who said shamelessly.

No one dared to look at the Central Plains cadres who were feeling depressed and glowing red.

"Mr. Chuuya." Ryunosuke Akutagawa is worthy of being a Hong Kong man who goes to trouble. Faced with Chuuya Nakahara's murderous intent, he still said calmly, "I deeply regret that I can't join you and Mr. Dazai. wedding, but I would like to know, is it because you brought Mr. Dazai and Fumiya-san here to meet the leader today because they want to join Hong Kong Black?"

In one sentence, it is obvious.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was shocked by the relationship between the two of them and having a son together, and it was even more difficult for him to accept Mr. Chuuya's idea of ​​becoming a mother, but this was not as good as the thought of Osamu Dazai rejoining Minato and Kuro that made his heart beat. .

If Mr. Dazai joins Hong Kong and Black.

If we meet every day, wouldn't it make Mr. Dazai recognize me more?

Just thinking about it made Ryunosuke Akutagawa's heart beat so fast that he wanted to faint from happiness immediately.

"Hmm~ It's okay to join Hong Kong and Black~ After all, we are a family of three who want to be together." Qianji Kazumi said seriously, "At that time, Chuuya is the mother and I am the father. How about taking Fumiya to the amusement park? Chuuya I’ve never been there before.”

"Oh, what a worry for happiness."

"Wife Zhongya~ What do you think?"

"Haha." Every time she screamed, Zhongyuan Zhongya became dizzy with anger. He clenched his fists tightly and squeezed each word out from between his teeth, "I! This! Just! Send! You! Go! You! Le!" !garden!"

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"Beep beep!"

The long-unused phone in the chief's office rang so urgently for the first time.

Mori Ogai, who had just coaxed Alice, picked up the phone and before he could make a sound, there was a "boom" on the other end of the phone, the sound of the wall collapsing and the sound of noisy footsteps, "BOSS! The Central Plains cadres went berserk!"

Is Chuuya-kun too dirty?

Mori Ogai immediately understood the meaning of his words and felt incredible about it.

It hadn't been 10 minutes since they left.

His subordinates went berserk?

"I discovered something." Even if he goes berserk and has Dazai-kun's peers around him, it won't have much of an impact.

At least his building won't be demolished.

Mori Ogai's calm and flat voice affected the subordinate who was reporting. He reluctantly found a safe position and said in a panic: "Akutagawa-sama just said that Miss Dazai and their son came to see you today to join the Minato Black Group. , the Central Plains cadres didn’t look too good, and then they ran away.”

Mori Ogai frowned, Chuuya-kun wouldn't go berserk because of such unconfirmed news, and even if Dazai Osamu of this world really rejoined Hong Kong Black, Chuuya wouldn't be helpless for such a ridiculous reason. Choose wisely and turn on 'dirty'.

"What did they do before?"

……

Listening to the intermittent narration on the phone and the constant roaring noise next to him, Mori Ogai rubbed his eyebrows and said helplessly: "Where's that Dazai-kun?" Chuuya-kun was so angry that she didn't rush forward immediately. What are you doing?

At any rate, Chuuya was so angry that she didn't care that this was Hong Kong. Kuroya was going to go on a rampage, and she was fully responsible.

There was silence on the phone, and someone could faintly be heard shouting: Who set the fire, please come quickly, etc.

My cell phone also fell to the ground, but I still managed to hold on to the call.

When Mori Ogai was thinking about whether to go down and take a look, a pale hand picked up the cell phone that was currently on a call.

"Ahem, leader, I'm here." Ryunosuke Akutagawa covered his mouth, Rashomon cut away the gravel attacks around him, and in the chaotic crowd, there was an obvious area around him.

It was also he who threw the unlucky man who was on the phone half-dead from the energy ball casually thrown by Nakahara Chuuya to save him from a tragic death on the spot. He also took the phone and continued to report.

"Akutagawa, how is the situation?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke glanced at the first floor that was almost in ruins, coughed twice, and said, "Mr. Chuuya is still going berserk, Mr. Dazai is protecting his son, and the rest of the staff are putting out the fire." In other words, Dazai was busy protecting his son and had no time to go to Zhongyuan Chuuya.

Mori Ogai's head hurts even more. He has only been here for a day and Hong Kong Black is about to be demolished. Does he want to be worthy of being Dazai-kun?

When teasing Zhongyuan Chuuya, it often has double results.

"You go protect Fumiya-kun and let Dazai-kun handle the problem, and then you all come to see me together." After giving the order, he hung up the phone and leaned on the mahogany chair behind him, looking tired and tired.

……

After receiving the order, Ryunosuke Akutagawa approached Kazumi Chiki.

"Mr. Dazai, leave him to me. Mr. Chuuya needs you to stop him."

Qianji Kazumi knew the seriousness of the matter and handed him the little green plum in her arms without saying a word, "Protect him."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded solemnly.

Fujiwara Megumi didn't speak, but silently watched her best friend running towards Nakahara Chuuya, who was still releasing energy balls. When the other party noticed and immediately attacked and roared, she suddenly grabbed his wrist and pulled him into his arms, "Okay, Chuuya, you I’m going to tear down your Hong Kong gang, so calm down.”

"Ta...zai."

Under the influence of being disqualified from the world, Zhongyuan Zhongya quickly regained his consciousness. When he realized what he had done, he didn't look very good, but he said stubbornly: "Sooner or later, I will send you to the Santu River."

"Okay, okay, when you recover, we pick a place where there is no one and you can fight as much as you want. This time is also my fault. I apologize. There will be no next time. I promise." It was so irritating that people turned on. Well, Qianji Kazumi also knows to give up when things are good.

The petite Zhongyuan Zhong was also held in the arms of the tall woman, and he looked quite harmonious.

"Where's my hat?" Zhongyuan Zhongya began to care about where his hat had gone.

"There." Following her gaze, he saw that his hat was placed on the head of his so-called son Wenye.

Nakahara Chuuya couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. The young version of Dazai Osamu is wearing his hat. Don't you think this scene is very inconsistent?

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"Mr. Dazai!!" Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly ran into the detective agency. Seeing that Dazai Osamu was still in the detective agency, the expression on his face was obviously relieved.

"Atsushi-kun." Dazai Osamu took off the headphones, turned around and said boredly: "You called me that, I thought I was dead."

"..." Atsushi Nakajima took a breath and said, "It's the fire at the port building."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Is Mr. Mori finally planning to die young?"

He shook his head hastily, "No! It's..." He looked at Dazai Osamu hesitantly, "It means that a woman brought her child to Mr. Nakahara to identify her, but Mr. Nakahara was very resistant, and then they started fighting."

Osamu Dazai:? Is this talking about slugs?

However, he still had a look of disappointment on his face, shook his head and spread his hands: "Where did this small organization come from? How could that guy Slug..."

"Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi Nakajima mustered up the courage to interrupt him. He closed his eyes and said loudly, "That woman is you, Mr. Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

"You mean that I turned into a woman and brought a child to the house to find a slug to marry me. Is that what Atsushi-kun thinks?"

A chill ran down Nakajima Atsushi's spine.

He really thought about it.

"Well, it seems so."

……

Mr. Dazai, don't laugh so horribly! !

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