[The young man is very energetic. 】

[Don’t look at the background, just look at the clear eyes, college students. 】

[What kind of melon is this time? 】

[Never mind it, I’ve already taken the position and started chewing. 】

The young man was very aware and knew that the destined person = famous. He pulled the distance between the chair and the computer and straightened his messy hair with his hands.

the end.

The young man said reservedly: "Hello, host."

Shi Sang changed his hand to support his chin: "Hello, classmate Xiao, don't be too excited, be careful of your right leg being injured a second time."

She did a simple calculation on the boy in front of her and knew that he was not a sewing machine player.

Xiao Fan's leg was broken after a fall, and he had to take out lunch or have his roommate help him. Now he was alone in the dormitory. He pointed to the bed on the right, and the more he complained, the angrier he became.

"It's not good to speak ill of people behind their backs, but I still have to say it. I really can't bear not to say it."

"In our dormitory's quadruple room, my roommate next to me, let's call him Xiao Jia, brushes his teeth with our toothpaste and tooth powder, and uses our laundry detergent and fragrance beads for laundry. I haven't seen him wash his hands since the beginning of this semester. Take a shower."

"He was really sloppy and we had many arguments over hygiene issues."

"I'd really like to thank you!"

Friends in the live broadcast room actively cooperated.

【I smelled it and vomited.jpg】

【Are there really such sloppy people? 】

【I do not understand. 】

[Maybe we haven’t evolved from animals to humans yet? 】

Xiao Fan said with a tearful tone: "That's not the point. The point is that he secretly brought his girlfriend into the dormitory and almost saw my pussy. I almost became unclean."

Because of this sentence, in just a few minutes, the number of people online exceeded 100,000.

Shi Sang was about to count with his fingers: "Niu Niu?"

Xiao Fan was about to cry but was a little shy: "It's the big bird."

Shi Sang: "..."

Silently put down the calculating hand.

Friends in the live broadcast room started laughing and joking.

[What a big bird, it’s obviously a small bird ~ Dog head saves life.jpg]

【Small and cute too. 】

[Yellow card warning, no driving in the live broadcast room! 】

Xiao Fan looked like he had been stabbed in a sore spot: "The mouth will grow on me, and it will be as big as I say!"

He regretted it as soon as he said it.

This sounds so obvious!

[Ahem, look. 】

[We are all friends from all over the world. If you have a treasure, let’s all enjoy it together. Don’t hide it. 】

[Administrator: Ban warning once! 】

[Uh, what, are you so open-minded about your fate in the dormitory? Light butt? 】

Shi Sang's eyes flashed slightly and he explained: "Xiao Fan was taking a shower in the dormitory at the time. His leg fell and fractured because he was scared and his feet slipped. When he fell, he knocked over a broken shelf and broke his right leg."

Xiao Fan nodded heavily and gritted his teeth.

"My other roommate, let's call him Xiao Yi, he is quite fair."

"Xiao Yi, a good guy, asked us to go out and make room for the young couple. Is there something wrong with his brain!?"

"If I don't have money to buy a house, I'm willing to mobilize all the classmates in the building to raise 50 cents for him. As for me and Brother B, are you disgusting?"

"Xiao Jia still thinks he is right, but I think people can't, at least they shouldn't be shameless."

"Brother Bing and I are the only normal people in the whole dormitory. When will this kind of life end!"

[It is quite explosive when placed in the explosion circle. 】

[Live A.V, eye-catching. 】

[It’s best for Xiaojia to sleep with his eyes open at night. 】

[Jue Juezi, let me criticize you! 】

[Can you do it? If you can’t, let me do it. I have to hang up the disgusting guy and expose it! 】

When water friends leave comments like crazy.

Xiao Fan pinched himself.

He looked like he was suffocating and in urgent need of a ventilator.

"We put up a confession wall, but Xiao Jia was too shameless and pretended that he was not the one he was talking about. It was useless to report criticism to the dormitory manager, so we had to report it to the counselor."

"Every time I make a move, I'm stopped by Xiao Yi. I suspect they are God's way of torturing me."

"I live with Xiao A and Xiao B. Maybe I owed them a debt in my previous life. Going to college is like riding a horse to escape the tribulation. I beg the anchor to help me treat them."

Shi Sang said very seriously: "Xiao Fan, you have to understand one thing. I won't cure them. I will only send the three of them to use the sewing machine."

[Okay, okay, let’s play like this. 】

[Xiaofan: Is mustard exciting? 】

【Great! 】

[Am I the only one who noticed that the anchor said three people? 】

Xiao Fan was confused: "Three people? Brother B is my best friend, so he doesn't need to be sent in."

Shi Sang repeated: "Brother Iron."

Xiao Fan nodded: "Yes, we get along very well. Brother Bing's home has a KTV, a gym, a billiards room, a mahjong room, and a swimming pool. He said he has many friends, but he only took me to play them all once. He also plays them every week Take me to eat, go shopping, and watch movies, but the key is without me spending any money."

Hear the words.

Friends in the live broadcast room were excited.

[This is not a buddy, this is a living dad! 】

[Uh, he doesn’t want to tease you, does he? 】

[When he comes into your bed tonight, you have to pretend not to know, and remember to put on your long johns inside out in advance. 】

[Brother Bing can turn me into a pervert. 】

Saw the comments from water friends.

Xiao Fan shook his head wildly.

"No, Brother B said that he likes girls. We are just good buddies."

"I know that friends can't pay unilaterally to each other. I save money every month. When I save enough, I buy him a pair of limited edition sneakers as a return gift."

"In school, he and I have the strongest relationship. We have to go to class, eat, and take showers together."

Xiao Fan doesn't quite understand how people think today, why would they regard pure friendship as having ulterior motives?

Maybe it's all a joke.

In order to dispel the speculations of water friends.

Xiao Fan found his brother's photo and pointed his cell phone at the camera of his laptop.

"You are 1.83 meters tall and five centimeters taller than me. He is very masculine and has eight-pack abs. How could he be gay? Stop guessing. Being gay is so disgusting."

Friends in the live broadcast room left comments one after another.

[Mustard Cricket, who can withstand this! 】

[Who is not confused after reading this? 】

[Brother Bing: I’m so good, I can’t charm him to death. 】

[If the destined person doesn't want to sacrifice "peach", I will do it instead. I have no bottom line. 】

[Haha, you have hemorrhoids? Let me give you some granular texture. 】

[Gan, I feel like vomiting and laughing at the same time. 】

[The atmosphere suddenly turned philosophical. 】

["C, I'll give it to you once"! 】

Shi Sang found that she couldn't keep up with the ideas of these veteran drivers in the live broadcast room. She looked at the shocked Xiao Fan, who had not kept up with the brain circuits of his friends.

Xiao Fan thought everyone was joking and pretended to be scared: "You are too scary."

Shi Sang reminded: "The more terrifying thing is yet to come."

Xiao Fan looked confused.

Shi Sang only said: "In the second half of your junior year, did your Big Brother C say that if your roommate remains the same, it will definitely affect your postgraduate entrance examinations in the future? He once suggested that you move out and live with him in the house he bought. "

Xiao Fan nodded again.

Didn't notice anything was wrong at all.

"Yes, only Brother B understands me and knows that I can't stand the excitement of my roommate."

"Besides, my leg will not recover in a short time after it has been injured for a hundred days. I have to rest. I have agreed to move out and live with him. I will pay the rent."

"Stop joking! Once word spreads, it will have a bad impact!"

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