The King of Loose Cultivators

Leng Bing said: "Men, should we go back or stay here?"

Wang Wei said: "Go back, my parents are still at home. They can't see us, for fear that they will be anxious."

Leng Bing said: "Then go back and leave in the dark. It's too tiring to ride in the car."

A cultivator can also say such things. Wang Wei sneered.

Leng Bing said: "Why are you laughing?"

Wang Wei said: "A person who cultivates immortality can also say that riding in a car is tiring."

Leng Bing said: "After dark, we may reach home in one step, or in two steps."

Wang Wei said: "Okay, listen to my wife."

Leng Bing smiled and said nothing, just nestled against Wang Wei's chest, unwilling to leave.

Then Wang Wei thought that Leng Bing was not like this in another world. Why did he become a bit bored in the real world?

Wang Wei scratched Leng Bing's nose and said:

"You lazy little cat, you are still tired from riding in the car."

Leng Bing said coquettishly, "I'm just tired."

Leng Bing said: Let those two beasts be released and let them see the sunshine."

Wang Wei said: "Okay, tomorrow I will work as a security guard in the jewelry store for them. Isn't it good to ask these two beasts to be security guards? Let them also experience and practice. This is called the world of mortals to refine their hearts. ".

Then, Wang Wei opened the space and released the two beasts. As soon as Lao Hei came out with a tall figure, he looked at Leng Bing and said:

"Girl is so beautiful today."

The two beasts are now dressed like humans. Lao Hei is wearing a black suit with dark spots, but he looks very energetic. Lao Xuan Turtle is a little black fat man.

Old Xuan Turtle said: "Master, what's the matter with you?"

Wang Wei teased Lao Xuangui and said: "From now on, I will leave this jewelry store to you two. How about you two acting as security guards and managing the jewelry store?"

Lao Xuan Turtle looked at Lao Hei and said: "We can't get what we ask for, it saves us from being like a cage."

Wang Wei was surprised and said: "Isn't it nice there? There is enough spiritual energy, how can it be like a cage? You have been there for decades? Your cultivation is constantly increasing, why do you still dislike that place? You have to really dislike it , I really got you to work as security guards in a jewelry store."

Lao Hei said: "What do security guards do?"

Wang Wei now explained to him: "The security guard is responsible for managing the jewelry store. The one who prevents bad guys from destroying and causing trouble is responsible for the safety of the jewelry store. You have to be on duty in the jewelry store during the day."

Lao Hei said: "It's great to be able to do this job and also look at beautiful women all day long. This jewelry store has a lot of traffic. I can get tired of looking at beautiful women all day long."

Lao Xuangui said: "You are a pervert, what can you do if you don't want to eat beautiful women?"

Lao Hei said: "You old bastard is the sex critic."

Wang Wei couldn't stand it anymore and said, "You two, please calm down and speak more civilly. Why do you criticize others for sex?"

The two beasts looked at Wang Wei and Leng Bing looking at each other.

Lao Hei said: "Girl Pianzi, why are you telling us this? You haven't known anyone in the past two and a half days since you came out."

Leng Bing gave the two beasts a white look and said, "Don't say this again in the future."

Lao Xuangui said: "I can't believe that Leng girl has been out for two and a half days and she still has a temper."

Wang Wei said: "Girl, she doesn't mean any harm, it's just a joke."

Let me tell you: "I have lived for more than 10,000 years, and we still don't know what a joke is. We are just teasing the ice girl."

Wang Wei said: "In a few days, I will launch the China-wide tourism plan. I want you to see the great rivers and mountains in the real world and visit every corner of the world, just like I did in another world."

Leng Bing said: "Can we use a spaceship?"

Wang Wei said: "We can't use spaceships. Let's use cars. I'll buy an off-road vehicle and we'll all travel by car in the future."

Lao Xuan Turtle blinked and said, "Didn't that Bing girl suffer?"

Wang Wei was startled when he heard what fellow fellow Gui said:

"What does the girl have to suffer for?"

Lao Xuan Turtle said: "I found that the girl is a little different from before, as if there is a little baby hidden inside."

Wang Wei widened his eyes and said:

"Why didn't I notice it? Girl, do you feel it yourself?"

Cold, "I didn't feel it."

Wang Wei looked at Liu Bing's body carefully, and seemed to really feel that a fetus was developing. Wang Wei, who had cultivated in the Nascent Soul stage, was really scary, and he could even look inside others.

Wang Wei said to Leng Bing: "Girl, be careful whatever you do in the future. The fetus is really just sitting up and it may take 12 months to be born."

Leng Bing held his stomach with both hands and said to Wang Wei:

"Really"?

Wang Weichong nodded to Leng Bing, Leng Bing said:

"I'm so happy, finally we have offspring."

Wang Wei added: "Be careful what you do in the future."

Leng Bing said: "Whatever we immortals do, we should be a little more careful, and nothing will happen. I will just lie down with those two old lamps."

Lao Xuan Turtle said: "Who do you think is Lao Deng? At that time, before you were promoted to Jin Dan, I also blocked those thunder tribulations for you. You called me Lao Deng, and you called me brother. I am your brother. ".

The cold girl said: "Brother, what are you kissing? Once you've used it, it's over. I was a brother at the time and now I'm nothing."

Lao Hei said: "You use people to move forward and don't use people to move backward. Once the hurdle is over, you won't remember it."

The old Xuan Turtle said: "You will still have disasters in the future. Won't you be promoted to Nascent Soul in the future? Then I will see if you have no one to help you. Who will you look for? Then you can cry. Then I won't help you".

When Leng Bing heard what Lao Xuan Turtle said: "I immediately put my arm around Lao Xuan Turtle and said, brother, I just made a mistake. I admit my mistake to you, and you will definitely help me when the time comes."

Lao Xuangui rubbed the girl's nose with his fingers and said:

"No one can help you, go to your old black brother."

Leng Bing said: "If my old black brother blocks the lightning disaster for me, I won't be destroyed by a thunder disaster."

Lao Hei smiled awkwardly and didn't say a word. He knew that he didn't have that ability, so he didn't say a word.

Wang Wei looked at the few people enjoying themselves and said:

"Let's go home, it's going to be dark soon."

He took out the flying boat and threw it high into the sky. The flying boat grew bigger and several people jumped on the flying boat and flew away.

This time Wang Wei did something very bold and released the flying boat. In the past, he was more cautious and cautious.

At this time, at the my country Satellite Monitoring Center, several monitoring personnel saw something flying in the sky, which was just fleeting. Their eyes widened and they said:

"What was that that flashed away just now?"

"It looks like a flying saucer."

One of the surveillance personnel said: "It's not a flying saucer. The flying saucer is round and looks like a big ship."

"Did you really see it was a big ship? I saw it for a flash and then disappeared. I didn't see it clearly."

In just an hour, Wang Wei flew home, secretly landed in the air, put away the spaceship, and a few people fell to the ground, and put the two beasts into the space. Wang Wei shouted:

"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, we are back!"

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang came out immediately and said:

"Why did you come back?"

Wang Wei said: "The train was too slow and we had to walk for several hours. It was quite late when we finished our errands in the afternoon, so we didn't get home until late."

Wang Wei asked: "Is the small store OK on this day?"

"The goods sold are okay."

The old lady said:

"It's pretty good. Things are selling out very quickly. Three days of searching for discounts have passed, and I have just sold out all the things. I gathered them together and made some money today."

Wang Wei said: "It doesn't matter whether our store makes money or not. Let's give the villagers a little more profit. When the time comes, they are willing to come and buy. If not, then we will hire a car to transport the goods for a long time. It's okay not to hire a car. We Buy a van and hire a driver to pull goods for us often."

Wang Wei can also think of everything when doing business in the real world.