Veterinarian: From unemployment to the top of life
Chapter 239 Unlucky Li Jianglong
More exciting than Wu Yehua's song and dance troupe?
I can't imagine...
In my opinion, last night Liao Wei asked a group of "huskies" in black stockings to pull the sled, which should be the most exaggerated.
Could it be said that Li Jianglong's program is more eye-catching than that one?
"What is it?" I asked curiously.
Li Jianglong smiled and said, "Are you anxious? Haha! It's nothing, I just want to treat you to a small dish."
I became more and more confused.
A few minutes later, two beautiful waitresses came in pushing a stainless steel "stretcher".
I knew what was going on as soon as I took a look, and I couldn't help but gasp.
But I saw a naked young girl lying on it, with her sensitive parts covered by leaves. There were sushi, sashimi, and messy ingredients on her body. Next to the girl, there were various "dips".
What the hell, this is a female body! I wipe it!
I remember when Qian Dayou was about to shoot Li Jianglong to death, Li Jianglong shouted: "Brother Qian, don't kill me! I also treated you to a meal of Nvtisheng."
wipe! Now that we are on the same page, I didn’t expect Li Jianglong to be so nice?
One of the waitresses bowed to Li Jianglong gracefully, and then muttered a lot of words that I couldn't understand, "Guqiu, your mother is dead." Li Jianglong nodded slightly and replied, "吆西!"
"Do you still understand Japanese?" I asked Li Jianglong in surprise.
Li Jianglong smiled and said: "You know what the fuck! You only know a few words!"
The waitress also smiled and bowed to me, and also chattered a lot.
"Ahem!" I coughed and asked Li Jianglong: "You don't understand other people's language. What would you do if someone scolded you just now? Say Happy New Year to Lao Deng. You are my son and I am your grandma? What are you going to do after this? Say '吆西'?"
"Haha!" Li Jianglong said with a smile: "Rebellion against her? She didn't dare!"
Li Jianglong stood up and greeted me: "Come! Brother, try the cross-border takeaway that I specially ordered for you."
wipe! I swallowed with embarrassment, what about cross-border takeout?
I got up and went over to take a look. The girl was lying motionless on the shelf. She was quite beautiful, but there was a mess of food on her body. No matter how I looked at it, I felt sick in my heart.
It’s not that I’m being pretentious.
It's just that eating is eating, and sex is sex. It's so awkward to mix the two together!
Especially the sashimi, which looked like freshly cut meat. The scene in front of me reminded me of the animal anatomy class I took in my junior year of college...
Li Jianglong picked up a piece of sashimi with chopsticks, dipped it in the dipping sauce, put it into his mouth, and chewed it happily with a lewd smile on his face.
"Come on, come on, have a taste!" Li Jianglong urged me.
I shook my head: "Forget it, I'm afraid of nuclear radiation."
"Don't worry, these ingredients are all airlifted from South America and Oceania. Our female body team is only responsible for service. Come on! Use your chopsticks!" Lao Li said with a smile.
It was hard to refuse such hospitality, so I didn't want to eat it at all. It was indeed inappropriate to see Li Jianglong embarrassed alone.
So he used chopsticks to pick up a piece of sushi placed on the girl's belly.
After taking a bite, it tasted just like that, similar to the breakfast buffet of the cabaret...
In fact, this food is just for fun, to satisfy the diners' sense of vulgarity and superiority.
"How's it going? Brother, does it taste good?" Li Jianglong said with a smile.
"Not bad," I nodded against my will, looked at the motionless girl lying on the food plate and asked Li Jianglong: "Do you think she can understand what we are saying?"
"Don't you understand Qiu Qiu? Why don't you try scolding her?" Li Jianglong said with a smile.
"Why should I scold others?"
"Hahaha!" Li Jianglong asked with a smile: "Have you never enjoyed this kind of exotic food in the Wu family?"
I was quite speechless. Compared with Nv Ti Sheng, I preferred eating spicy rice noodles that cost 8 yuan a bowl at the entrance of our school.
"This girl is amazing. She doesn't move or blink her eyes?" I sighed.
Li Jianglong said: "They are all professionally trained. They lie naked in one place with six eggs placed in six parts of their bodies. They are required to remain motionless for four hours. During this period, they also spray cold water on her body to stimulate her and exercise. It’s that determination!”
"What a pervert!" I frowned.
Li Jianglong smiled and said: "What's so abnormal about this? This is a kind of culture."
He paused and continued: "Wu Yehua, he is a bitch at heart. All he thinks about are beautiful legs in black stockings, dancers, KTV ladies, or making wooden donkeys and electric chairs. Vulgar! Obscene!"
Li Jianglong picked up a piece of sashimi, put it into his mouth and chewed it while saying: "Last time I went to a meeting with him in the provincial capital, and in front of so many leaders and big bosses, I talked about eating sweet potato noodles when I was a child. Hours later, it would be a fucking shame to spend a day with him. If he hadn’t been so lucky and met the daughter of the old Wang family, he would probably still be setting up a stall in the urban-rural fringe!"
"Uncle Li, you asked me to come today, didn't you just want to treat me to a meal of female body food? What I mean is... why don't we hurry up and get to work? My parents are coming to Haicheng, and I have to hurry up Go back, don’t take too long,” I said awkwardly.
"Oh, that's it," Li Jianglong blinked and said thoughtfully: "Today, my things are secondary. My main thing is that I want you to give a big leader a thumbs up, and he's not good at that either."
"Big leader?"
"Yeah!" Seeing my surprised look, Li Jianglong said, "Don't ask who it is, it won't do you any good, just do your job..."
"When will he come?" I asked.
"The boss is busy!" Li Jianglong muttered: "I've been waiting for you too, haven't you? You come first and enjoy it, come on! Let's eat and wait."
While speaking, the girl who was lying on the "chopping board" moved her beautiful big eyes, and a fierce light shot out of her pupils.
Before I could react, I saw her pull out a dagger from under her buttocks and stab Li Jianglong straight in the stomach!
In an instant, I raised my foot and kicked the "stretcher bed", but it was still half a second too late... The girl fell off the "bed", and the knife was firmly pierced into Li Jianglong's side. On the ass!
Blood came out with a "chi!" sound, causing Li Jianglong to scream in pain!
The two "Japanese waiters" were so frightened that they screamed and ran out of the office.
When the girl saw that Li Jianglong had not been stabbed to death, she struggled to get up and wanted to hit her again. I kicked her off.
"Help! Help!" Li Jianglong shouted in panic, endured severe pain and moved to the desk, and slammed the red button as big as a teacup on the desk.
"Didi!" The piercing alarm sounded throughout the private palace...
Seeing that she could no longer kill Li Jianglong, the girl picked up the knife, frowned, and stabbed herself in the heart!
"No!" I rushed forward quickly, kicked the knife out of her hand, and pressed her to the ground with my knee.
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