The fake daughter robbed me of my luck, and I killed my whole family with my backhand.
Chapter 46 Why didn’t you choose me? !
The next morning.
"Did you see that jungle? That's where your mission will be for the next five days."
Qin Mingan pointed to the faint green in the distance and announced.
The faces of the guests suddenly changed color, comparable to the vast expanse of green: "Didn't you say we were going to defeat Yun Yi's team? Why did we go into the jungle?"
Qin Mingan raised his eyebrows: "How else do you think you are going to break through and fight one on one?"
"It's not impossible..."
"Then let's go to a duel. I'll play the Best Actor first, and it's your turn... Oh, you're the one." Shi Qing said directly.
Qin Mingan was speechless and choked.
Why did he forget that there are two people here who don't play according to common sense, and they are trying to get by and refuse to welcome them. Isn't this just a slap in the face? !
Qin Mingan took a deep breath and started again!
"I set the rules. If you want to get in or not, go to training if you don't!"
"Double!"
The guests were silent.
Ever since they participated in the program Three Meals a Day and Four Seasons, human rights have been far away from them. Dogs are better than them!
There is no choice.
Shi Jinxiu had completely accepted the reality and even felt that this task was actually not bad.
That's the Yun Yi team, which is famous for its mystery!
How many people have tried to inquire about the information but have not been able to get in, but not only have they entered the training base of Team Yunyi, they even have the opportunity to come into contact with Team 1 located in the team pyramid!
If I could meet the legendary Master Jiu Ming...
hiss!
Just thinking about it makes me excited!
"Teacher Shi?"
"Princess Shi?"
"Shi Jinxiu!"
A sharp shout suddenly sounded, interrupting Shi Jinxiu's self-fantasy.
As soon as she raised her head, she saw a sunny and handsome face, but the other party didn't look at her. Instead, he turned to look at Qin Mingan and said:
"I want to report that there are patients with epilepsy in our group. I am allergic to epilepsy. I want to apply to change the group!"
Qin Mingan was selfless: "Reject the application and overcome it on your own."
Jiang Chenguang burst into tears.
I couldn't help but cast a resentful look at Shi Qing and asked, "Why didn't you choose me?!"
Could Shi Qing say that she had so much fun whipping the corpse that she accidentally forgot about him?
That's impossible!
In order to protect the child's young mind, she could only make up a white lie: "You Ci Ge is good at crafts, so you can make a living with him."
He said earnestly: "I am doing this for your own good."
Jiang Chenguang was instantly convinced, with a moved expression on his face: "I knew Sister Qing that you had me in your heart..."
Before he finished speaking, a slap fell on his head.
"I don't want to say whether she has you in her heart, but if you beep again, there will be a place reserved for you in the shark's belly."
Xie Jiuci raised his lips and smiled: "Do you want to go?"
Jiang Chenguang suddenly trembled and realized what he was doing!
He actually expressed his heartfelt loyalty to his ex in front of his current wife!
How is this possible? !
He immediately hugged Xie Jiuci's thigh: "Brother, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!"
"I swear, from now on, I only have you in my heart. I don't think about you anymore. You must believe me! I love you!"
Xie Jiuci: "..."
Shi Qing: "..."
(Domestic violence scene, not suitable for children, turn off the lights!)
Being teased by Jiang Chenguang, the nervousness of the guests dissipated a lot, and Shi Jinxiu looked completely depressed because he was ignored again.
Another ray of golden light returned to him, and Shi Qing was in a good mood, and even looked at Jiang Chenguang with a kind look.
"Okay, what a big deal, why are you still crying?"
"Follow your father with peace of mind. Send me your location when you enter the jungle. I will join you soon."
After saying this, he looked towards Xie Jiuci, with a rare corrective expression: "Be careful."
Xie Jiuci glanced at her unexpectedly, and just when he was about to nod, she spoke again: "My three million points are all directed at you."
"Let's start with the dirty talk. The bonus is mine. I will fight with whoever steals it from me!"
Xie Jiuci sneered on the spot: "Just go with Qian."
Shi Qing was surprised: "Can I still struggle with money?"
Xie Jiuci turned around and left without paying any attention to her.
*
The training base is located on a deserted island.
Except for an area near the seaside that was cleared out and turned into a training ground, the rest of the area is still in its original state.
Oh, that's not right either.
It has been somewhat modified.
Shi Qing hooked his toes, and a large net immediately rose from the ground, catching Si Lingxuan who was walking in the front in mid-air.
Si Lingxuan: "???"
He pulled the big net hard, and when he found that it couldn't be pulled at all, he immediately looked at Shi Qing and the others, and said angrily: "Why are you standing there, help me out!"
Shen Shiwang came back to his senses and subconsciously wanted to step forward, but thought of something the next moment and looked at Shi Qing: "Do you want to save him?"
Shi Qingting looked back in surprise: "If I said I wouldn't save you, wouldn't you?"
Shen Shiwang nodded: "Well, it's up to you."
Shi Qing narrowed her eyes: "Reason?"
Shen Shiwang was very calm: "Instructor Qin's target is you, and you are also the team leader. Of course I have to listen to you."
"Besides, you are the most powerful among us. Only by listening to you can we have a glimmer of hope of winning."
"Of course, I also have requests. As long as you agree to our requests, we can do whatever you want unconditionally."
"You guys?" Shi Qing glanced at Shen Shiwang and Xie Tutu, who were standing side by side, and immediately whistled: "Hey, this is it for you guys?"
Shen Shiwang and Xie Tutu: "..."
Look at this key point, she can do it!
Xie Tutu's body stiffened and her cheeks turned red: "Shi Qing!"
Shi Qing smiled, not too much, raised his chin and said, "Tell me about it."
"We don't want to be bait, let alone victims."
"That's it?"
"That's it."
"Okay, I promise you."
It was a simple and crude conversation, but Shen Shiwang and Xie Tutu breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he thought again of the actor Si Da who was hanging in the air, his face so dark that it blended into the trunk of the tree: "Then can we save him?"
Help!
Of course I am saved!
"If we don't save him, who will be our bait?"
Shen Shiwang suddenly realized, and immediately took out one of the three items he chose - a knife, and approached Si Lingxuan with the knife.
Si Lingxuan: ...What should I do if I suddenly don’t want to be saved?
"Get down!"
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly sounded, and Shen Shiwang was stunned for only half a second before pulling Xie Tutu to the ground.
Shi Qing stepped out at the same time, and the next moment...
"The person who plotted against me from the very beginning, have you asked your father what he meant?"
Just hearing a muffled sound, Shen Shiwang and the two looked up and saw a figure being thrown into the open space not far from them.
Shi Qing followed closely and stepped on the opponent's... butt? ? ?
Uh.
That's right, it's the butt.
The face of the young man wearing camouflage uniforms with camouflage patches turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he became angry and said, "Get out of here!"
Yo, are you still shy?
"Then I'll turn it over for you and step on it again?"
Turn over and step on again?
That's not stepping on...
Young Li Dalong's face turned even redder, and he subconsciously covered his good friend: "You, you, you... you are shameless!"
Shi Qing didn't like hearing this.
He leaned over and approached Li Dalong, smiling obscenely and obscenely: "Then you've probably never seen real shamelessness. Do you want to see it?"
Li Dalong's arms trembled, and he couldn't help but shrink away from him: "You...what do you want to do?"
"I'm warning you, there are hidden cameras and drones everywhere here. Your live broadcast is still going on. Tens of millions of viewers are watching. Don't mess around..."
"If you mess around, I...I will..."
"what--!!!"
A scream echoed through the sky.
The loudness of his voice and the sadness and anger in his tone really make the listener's anus tighten and the listener's legs tremble.
Shi Qing couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "What do you call it? If you don't spit it out quickly, you won't be afraid of swallowing it and getting stuck in your intestines!"
The screams stopped abruptly.
From the audience's perspective, they could only see Li Dalong's right cheek bulging a few times, and then his eyes suddenly lit up!
He immediately made a loud noise.
The next moment, he spat out a huge... tooth that was still stained with vegetable leaves.
Shi Qing clicked her tongue: "Young man, remember to rinse your mouth after eating."
Li Dalong's face turned dark red, and he couldn't help but nodded and said: "Next time, definitely next time."
After saying this, he couldn't help but cast a look of awe and gratitude towards Shi Qing: "Sister, how did you do this?"
"How do you know that I have been tortured by this tooth decay and haven't had a good night's sleep for three days, and how do you accurately locate the tooth decay?"
She gestured like a fierce girl punching, and her eyes brightened: "And with your strength, speed, and angle, your calculations are too accurate!"
"Extract your teeth in one second!"
"Awesome! It's really awesome!"
Shi Qing smiled slightly: "Want to learn?"
Li Dalong nodded repeatedly.
"Then let's continue, it will just give you a taste of what it means to be toothless-"
Shameless = toothless?
Li Dalong was horrified. He almost jerked the carp out of reflex, but he was actually trampled by Shi Qing when he broke free!
But he didn't just stay away. Instead, he jumped forward and hugged Shi Qing's calf, crying with snot and tears: "Sister, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't call you shameless!"
"I shouldn't have sneak-attacked your teammates!"
"I shouldn't have misunderstood you!"
"Every mistake is my fault!"
"In order to make up for my mistake, I am willing to offer my treasured jungle map and all my weapons and equipment!"
"You must forgive me!!"
"In addition, the hiding locations of your other teammates are all clearly marked on the map for me."
"what?"
"what!"
Li Dalong was hesitating. When he raised his head, he saw Shi Qing's grinning face. Those snow-white, sparkling, small and neat teeth were particularly eye-catching!
Shocked, Li Dalong subconsciously covered his mouth and nodded fiercely: "I bid! I bid immediately!"
Wuwuwuwu, he doesn’t want to sell out his teammates, but he doesn’t want to be a toothless kid either!
All for his teeth!
With tears in his eyes, Li Dalong unfolded the jungle map and marked all the positions of his teammates that he knew!
Admit mistakes with correct attitude and full sincerity.
Shi Qing patted Brother Dalong on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Young man, you have a bright future."
Brother Dalong almost cried.
He can imagine how inhumane treatment he will receive when his comrades come back, but isn't it just money?
Well, what I owe is a fight, and what I owe is a slaughter.
Shi Qing watched Brother Da Long leave, turned around and cast his gaze on the newly rescued Best Actor Si Da, and said with a gentle smile:
"I heard that Si Sanshao just won the Golden Crane Best Actor Award some time ago and was crowned the Best Actor. His acting skills must be quite good, right?"
Si Lingxuan wanted to lie to himself that Shi Qing said this to praise him.
But he was hit so hard during this period that he couldn't even deceive himself!
I can't scold or hit, and my resistance is all ineffective!
What else can Si Lingxuan do?
Damn it!
He said with a dark face and an angry voice: "Speak directly, what do you want me to do?"
Shi Qing was very satisfied with his knowledge, but she still couldn't let go of the joy of whipping corpses, so she said, "Don't worry, it's definitely not eating chicken shit."
"There's no chicken shit here for you to eat."
Si Lingxuan: "Shi——Qing——!!"
*
Two hours later.
After knocking down the fifth big-headed soldier who was lured out, Shi Qing gave Si Lingxuan a thumbs up and said sincerely: "As expected of an actor, Si's acting skills are great!"
Isn't it just a compliment?
What kind of compliments has his Si Lingxuan never heard since he was a child?
Si Lingxuan felt that he shouldn't be happy, but damn, why couldn't the smile at the corner of his mouth be controlled? !
He tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth and nodded reservedly: "Thank you."
Thinking that even a vicious and mean person like Shi Qing had praised him, he had to praise him back no matter what, so he reluctantly said: "You are not bad, you are very agile."
Shi Qing modestly said: "It's just average, it all depends on thousands of movie stars."
Si Lingxuan reacted for seven seconds!
Seven seconds!
Finally he figured out the underlying meaning of Shi Qing's words, and his face turned dark instantly.
He shouldn't have hope for her!
Netizens almost died laughing.
[Why do I feel that the actor Si has been abused and developed a problem? He will not develop masochistic tendencies due to abuse [horror]]
[Don’t look at the dark face of Best Actor Si. If you look carefully, you will find that his face is even darker hahahahaha! Since being cast on this show, Best Actor Si has either had a bad face or is on the road to a bad face, and he has never been in vain again】
[Wan Liao Barbie Q Liao, my abuse and abuse CP has revived again. Is there any family with me? 】
[Ci Dad, come here quickly. Someone wants to steal your home. I'll report it! 】
[Do those who abuse and abuse CP really don’t care whether your family is alive or dead? 】
On the other side, Xie Jiuci also brought his four oil bottles to successfully knock down the remaining four big-headed soldiers.
Then, living up to the audience's expectations, he looked at Jiang Chenguang: "Still can't contact them?"
Jiang Chenguang stared at the phone almost cross-eyed, and said with a bitter look on his face: "The signal in the entire jungle has been cut off, and messages cannot be sent or received."
Xie Jiuci pondered for a moment, then stretched out his hand towards Jiang Chenguang: "Hand..."
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