The fake daughter robbed me of my luck, and I killed my whole family with my backhand.
Chapter 27 Is Teacher Si’s waist okay?
"What? Confiscate your mobile phone? Take care of your own food?!"
"Is there any mistake?!"
Upon hearing the newly announced program rules by the program director, all the guests almost jumped up from their bamboo chairs!
"As you heard, starting from today, your personal mobile phones need to be handed over to the program team. We will put them in a special safe. The password is set by you. Your privacy will never be invaded."
"Of course, in order to facilitate everyone's communication of feelings, the program team will provide you with a new mobile phone. Enough credit has been saved in the new phone card, which will definitely be enough for you to chat unlimitedly in the next month!"
"As for food..."
The person in charge dug into his trouser pocket and grabbed a handful of...money?
Is it money?
probably?
"This is the cash we exchanged with the villagers overnight, eight five-yuan notes, eight ten-yuan notes, eight twenty-yuan notes, eight fifty-yuan notes, and twenty-four one-yuan coins, totaling seven hundred and four yuan."
"The money distributed to you is eighty-eight yuan per person."
"This is the initial funding provided to you by the program team, and it is also your living expenses for the next month."
"Come on, take away your money and mobile phones, and start your three meals a day and four seasons!"
Guests: "..."
Are you afraid that you are not a joke sent by the monkey?
Eighty-eight yuan is enough to buy a piece of cake and a cup of coffee?
It actually has to be used as a month’s living expenses? !
If you want to starve to death, just say so. Why go through such a big circle?
Turning a blind eye to the grievances of the guests, the person in charge said with a smile:
"Don't underestimate the eighty-eight yuan. Prices in the village are very low. Two or three yuan can be exchanged for a lot of vegetables. There are eight of you. Let's team up and make an order. Each person can use it for the day. Less than two dollars!”
"If we go to do some odd jobs and find some game, the food won't be too good!"
"Come on, come on, get the money quickly, it's already eight o'clock, why don't you hurry up and prepare breakfast!"
Not even breakfast for today? !
The guests' eyes widened and they were ready to strangle the person in charge!
If they had encountered such an inhumane program crew a day ago, they might have just slapped their butts and left, but after the tragic experience of being chased and humiliated by pigs yesterday... they would not leave even if they were beaten to death! !
If you leave, wouldn't it mean that you were chased and beaten in vain?
They are bound to fight to the end with this hair-raising show!
With great sadness and indignation, the guests successively received their Fayoufa and a brand new mobile phone from the person in charge.
"Hey, this phone is actually faster and easier to use than the new Fruit brand phone I bought, Lotus? What kind of logo is this? Why have I never seen this brand of phone before?"
"It's true, the loading speed is too fast and the smoothness is amazing. Damn it! Damn it! What the hell is this!!"
Jiang Chenguang didn't know what button he touched, but he saw a blue light suddenly flashing from the position of the phone's camera.
The next moment, a copied and pasted version of "Jiang Chenguang" appeared opposite Jiang Chenguang. He was so frightened that he jumped onto Xie Jiuci with a sliding shovel, and shouted with a look of horror: "Dad, save me." !”
Xie Jiuci: "..."
Everyone: "Hahahahaha!"
[Xie: I don’t want to pay attention to him, but he calls me daddy! 】
[I have been resigning my father for so many years, and I am finally happy to give birth to my silly eldest son. I am very happy and congratulated! 】
[We agreed to love love, but I started talking about father and son, Mom, I seem to be sick]
[Brother Chenchen has accurately found his position. Whether your parents' love can be achieved depends on you! 】
[Woo woo woo, my morning CP here is so good! 】
"Could this be the legendary holographic image? I heard that many high-tech companies are conducting research in this area, but there is not much progress. I didn't expect that a finished product has already been released!"
Si Lingxuan looked at Guangying Jiang Chenguang with a surprised look on his face. He suddenly looked at the person in charge and said with bright eyes:
"Producer Fang, where do these mobile phones come from? Can you introduce me to them? You don't know. Our Si family has a smartphone research and development company. As long as you are willing to introduce me, I..."
"Are you just going to sell yourself and buy one?" Shi Qing fiddled with her phone and answered without raising her head.
Si Lingxuan frowned fiercely and said in a deep voice: "I'm talking to Producer Fang, when will it be your turn to interrupt!"
It's coming, it's coming, this familiar tone, this familiar attitude...
Shi Qing made a movement and suddenly smiled: "Is Teacher Si's waist okay?"
Si Lingxuan almost instantly recalled what happened when he was kicked in the waist half a month ago, and his face suddenly turned blue.
After that kick, he hadn't been a morning man for half a month. If the doctor hadn't definitely told him after an examination that some of his functions were fine, he would have doubted whether he would never be a man again!
Just like that, she actually dared to ask if his waist was okay? !
But damn, he was really scared!
If Si Lingxuan stops talking, then netizens will have something to say!
[No, what's the situation? Why did Shi Qing ask my Si Si Yao if he was okay? Could it be...ahhhhhhh! No! I will never agree to this marriage! Shi bitch, don’t try to steal my husband! ! 】
[Ah...why do I see a guilty conscience in Si Lingxuan's eyes? Could it be that there is really something wrong with his waist? 】
【shock! The popular actor was dismissed! What secrets are hidden in this? Please open channels 134 and let us explore the mysteries of the human body together...]
[It doesn’t matter whether you have a waist or not. I just want to buy a Lotus mobile phone now. As long as I can get it, let me exchange the pure natural and pollution-free kidneys that have been preserved for 28 years for Si Dudu! 】
I don’t know if it was set up in the first place or if the program team was causing trouble, but I saw Guangying Xie Jiuci, Guangying Shiqing, Guangying Si Lingxuan appearing next to Jiang Chenguang one after another...
The last eight guests all appeared on the other side of the patio in the form of light and shadow.
The entire live broadcast was actually projected!
Then there were countless barrages flashing through the air. Si Lingxuan's face turned from green to black as he looked at it, and he was almost in trouble!
When Shi Jinxiu saw that something was wrong, she quickly raised her hand and pressed Jiang Chenguang's mobile phone camera, and the scene all over the courtyard disappeared in an instant.
Shi Jinxiu breathed a sigh of relief and immediately changed the subject: "Brother Ling Xuan, I don't blame Xiao Qing for speaking poorly this time. These mobile phones are indeed not affordable for ordinary people."
Si Lingxuan's heart moved: "Do you know this kind of mobile phone?"
Shi Jinxiu winked playfully: "Brother Ling Xuan has forgotten what major I studied in college?"
Si Lingxuan suddenly realized: "I really forgot that you are a top student in the Computer Science Department of Beijing University. When it comes to these things, there is really no one here who is better than you."
He glanced at her and said pointedly: "It's not like some people who only try to flatter others."
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