The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design
Chapter 53 Why don’t you just follow Su Zhe?
Chapter 53 Why don’t you just follow Su Zhe?
[Mom, I’ve become successful, I can learn knowledge by watching variety shows]
[It’s pretty good. The program team didn’t give boring explanations. It combined with the game to make it very clear]
The audience was very satisfied, but the guests had a headache.
They racked their brains to recall their facial features and carefully selected on the table. After selecting, they confidently walked to the stand to put together the cards——
boom!
The device blew out air, startling them, and they ran back to the table in embarrassment to continue searching for facial features, making them laugh out loud at the barrage.
[I’m laughing so hard. These guests can’t even find their own facial features. It’s really “shameful”! 】
[Literally "disgraced"]
[Oops, why can’t Su Zhe come? He’s the only one who hasn’t been sprayed, so I’m really looking forward to it! 】
A group of people who are watching the fun and don’t mind the trouble!
Su Zhe curled his lips and boasted to the camera:
"Do you believe I succeeded in one attempt?"
The effect of his live broadcast today was so good that the audience felt that he had a strong sense of variety and joked:
[Hey, you even found fault with your own sign, and you’re still bragging here! 】
【how? Do you have moles on all your facial features? 】
【Hahaha! Full marks for yin and yang! Su Zhe, do you know how to use moles to find people? 】
【A mole is a sure thing! 】
[Meaning: If there is a mole on the photo, it will definitely be found. 】
[I’m laughing so hard. Can you please stop destroying idioms? There are not many idioms we can use! 】
Su Zhe: ...
You are still a fool, I will admit defeat.
Most of the fun of live broadcasts is created by the audience. When the commentators can speak freely and make fun of them at will, more interesting jokes will often burst out.
In comparison, the audience at Cai Zifeng's side is no less than that of Su Zhe, but almost all of them are Feng girls. If a passerby dares to make a joke, the fans will immediately become jealous and spray passersby until they can't even recognize their mother.
How can this be effective?
Therefore, Su Zhe did not deliberately cultivate die-hard fans to control comments, which also brought benefits:
He is more popular among passers-by, and ordinary viewers are more willing to watch him and post barrages.
While chatting with Danmu, five minutes passed quickly, and PD Cheng reminded him:
"You can go find your own facial features."
Su Zhe saw that the other guests were very anxious and unable to finish for the moment, so he calmly walked to the table slowly.
Then he picked at the table at a speed that was dizzying.
[Is he really choosing seriously?Others are so busy that they frown when they look for it, why is he so relaxed? 】
[Oh my god, this person’s aura comes naturally from the inside out. 】
[When can I learn to act natural and unpretentious like this? 】
[Coach, I want to learn to show off! (BGM) Sakkar...]
Su Zhe chuckled. Can the matter of extraordinary memory be called pretentious?
But he rummaged for a while, but couldn't find anything suitable. After a quick glance, he found that Cai Zifeng had a lot of facial features in his hand to choose from.
His fans helped him cheat and came up with ideas:
[Brother Feng, pick this nose! This nose is so beautiful, it must be your nose! 】
[This one has bright eyes, but it seems a little different from Brother Feng... Whatever, let’s try it! 】
[Don’t choose that mouth, it’s too pretty, Brother Feng’s mouth is a bit wide]
The fan above was criticized and quickly explained:
[I didn’t slander Brother Feng, I just gave him advice (has been banned)]
Cai Zifeng followed the barrage instructions and finally selected the facial features and posted them on the stand.
boom!Jet!
Su Zhe happened to come over. He didn't do anything and was sprayed inexplicably. He looked confused:
"what?"
He looked at Cai Zifeng speechlessly, suspecting that he did it on purpose, and stepped forward to take off the [eyes] and [nose] that the girls praised by Feng from the standing sign.
"What are you doing with my facial features?" Cai Zifeng asked in shock.
Su Zhe was speechless:
"Teacher Cai, this is obviously mine. By the way..."
He found another [mouth] from Cai Zifeng, the one praised by the banned fans, and added:
"It's mine too."
"Are you so confident?" Cai Zifeng was unconvinced, "Is there a mole on it?"
<divclass="contentadv">Su Zhe:......
It’s hard to get past this, right?
"It's really mine. If you don't believe it, just look at it."
He simply took all the facial features that Cai Zifeng was holding, picked through them, and found [ears] and [eyebrows], and said helplessly:
"Teacher Cai, why did you take away my face?"
Cai Zifeng looked at him unconvinced:
"Are you so sure? Go and verify it."
[I have been lurking in Cai Zifeng’s live broadcast room just now, and I found that he only chooses facial features based on one principle: he selects the best-looking ones and tries them one by one]
[The facial features that Su Zhe picked were all praised by Feng girls. Cai Zifeng would definitely be unhappy when he saw that he picked them! 】
[So, Su Zhe’s criteria for selecting facial features are the same as Cai Zifeng’s: don’t choose the right ones, only choose the handsome ones. 】
[These guys are so narcissistic]
[Nonsense, if I were so handsome, I would be even more narcissistic. I can wear women’s clothes in front of the mirror]
【unbelievable! 】
Under the attention of the barrage and Cai Zifeng, Su Zhe casually placed his facial features on his stand and heard——
"Ding dong! Congratulations to Teacher Su Zhe for finding your true self!"
What a success!
The other guests all looked at Su Zhe in surprise:
"Didn't you get a time penalty? Why are you faster than us?"
"Yeah, how did you find it?"
Su Zhe smiled and said modestly:
"I'm usually quite narcissistic and just remember how I look."
Cheng PD immediately said:
"Wrong. Narcissistic people will automatically beautify their appearance. They see themselves better than outsiders see them. But if you can accurately find your facial features, it means that you are not only not narcissistic, but also very sober."
[That’s right, everyone else lives in refined pictures and has difficulty facing their true appearance]
[Su Zhe posts selfies on Weibo without putting on makeup or photoshopping. He must know his true appearance better than them.]
[But sober people are the most ridiculous. I feel sorry for Su Zhe. 】
Amidst the barrage of praise, someone remembered one thing:
【etc!Just now, when Cai Zifeng was choosing beautiful facial features, he picked out all of Su Zhe's facial features. Does this mean that Cai Zifeng thinks that he looks like Su Zhe? 】
[And girl Feng flattered Su Zhe's facial features wildly. You never expected that the flattery would hit your opponent, right? 】
[Or maybe the Cai Zifeng in Feng Girl’s fantasy has Su Zhe’s face? 】
[Also has Su Zhe’s figure! 】
[Then why don’t they just follow Su Zhe? 】
What a heartbreaking barrage.
Cai Zifeng felt very heartbroken. He is a famous photo killer in the entertainment industry! Why is he being outclassed by Su Zhe everywhere?
【Ding! 】
[Exposing Cai Zifeng’s character: photo killer (36% off)]
[Drawing Reward: Chef Knife Skills (Intermediate Level)]
Well, Su Zhe is now a cook who can't cook but has excellent knife skills and a cool spoon.
【Ding! 】
[Get a positive personality: perfect figure (41%)]
[Drawing Reward: Piano Playing (Intermediate Level)]
Su Zhe was a little regretful, but it was a pity that he was shipped with [top-notch good looks] and could not obtain similar [perfect facial features] again.
But he was very satisfied with being able to draw [Piano Playing]. After all, the piano is known as the king of musical instruments. As a musician who can compose music, he is always lacking confidence if he cannot play the piano.
"PD Cheng, as the first place, can I choose a foreign aid team?"
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