The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design

Chapter 18 People like me

Su Zhe said that he wanted to sing an original song, which immediately attracted ridicule from some black people:

[How dare you mention originality in cheat sheet? Who was copied this time? 】

[There is no need to copy when performing in private]

[It must have been terrible, the scene of the car accident]

[I know why he sang the original song, because it was out of tune and no one else would know]

[The loss is still yours]

Su Zhe couldn't see the barrage and felt very calm. After getting ready, he looked at You Mengli.

You Mengli nodded and picked up the harmonica——

The melodious sound of the harmonica sounded in the lonely sky of the desert island, making everyone quiet down and listen to the song carefully.

Su Zhe's deep and magnetic voice slowly sounded along with the prelude:

[And it’s so fast, faster than I can press a calculator! Su Zhe is so awesome! 】

Si Wenyu shouted:

"Are you talking nonsense? You just gave a number as the answer!"

After Su Zhe's finale, everyone performed the show. Host Wu Mu joked:

"Three people sang, and five people performed other shows... Hey, why are there only seven shows?"

【Huh?Does Su Zhe really know how to do it?It seems that that is really a plot arranged by Huaxing Company]

What's more, this song is the best evidence——

<divclass="contentadv">[Such a talented artist actually said that he is useless at singing and dancing, and hopelessly illiterate. I knew that the black spots on his body were all fake]

Su Zhe couldn't help laughing and gave Wu Mu a thumbs up. He could accept this kind of humorous ridicule.

【Huaxing hurry up and close down! 】

"Su Zhe, the lyrics of your song are too straightforward, and lack cultural heritage."

As soon as the lyrics come out, they hit the heart and sing into people's hearts.

[It also sang into my heart, I felt that he was talking about me, a restless soul who does nothing but refuses to be ordinary]

Su Zhe explained helplessly:

Su Zhe also felt that the question was too simple and not worthy of his intermediate mental arithmetic, so he reminded:

"If you come up with some difficult problems, don't fix them so easily."

【Singing and dancing are both useless (87%→62%)】

[Suddenly I found myself bursting into tears without realizing it]

He secretly cueed Su Zhe's "3+5=7" joke, which immediately made everyone burst into laughter.

After Wu Mu teased him, he couldn't help but curiously asked him:

"Su Zhe, do you really not know how to add and subtract within ten?"

【This year? This is the best ballad I've ever heard in my life! 】

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was also quiet for a long time, and then suddenly, like a volcano that had been silent for a long time suddenly erupted, it densely covered the screen:

[It’s over, the handsome guy filter is about to collapse]

Everyone was stunned.

At this point, the interlude passes and the song continues:

It was completely quiet on the deserted island. Only the sea breeze blew gently, and the crisp calls of seabirds in the distance could be faintly heard.

Si Wenyu: "37+58?"

Si Wenyu counted on his fingers for a long time before he figured out that Su Zhe got the answer right, and then came up with a few more three-digit addition and subtraction questions.

[Brother, I feel bad, it hurts me so much! 】

[Oh my god, Su Zhe is not only not a math idiot, but also a prince of mental arithmetic? 】

[Huaxing Entertainment is really a waste company. Such a top star prospect is allowed to take the black and red route? 】

[I used to be indifferent to Si Wenyu, but now I am full of disgust for him]

Su Zhe answered in seconds every time. The most time-consuming thing was Si Wenyu checking whether he was right or wrong.

【A muddy person like me

Still floating in the sea of ​​people]

"Don't play tricks on 3-year-olds. You are capable of playing tricks on 4-year-olds, even 5-year-olds!"

stupid like me

[Mental arithmetic (beginner→intermediate)]

As the song entered the interlude, the barrage suddenly broke out:

[Si Wenyu knows nothing! His "get it here and put it out" product is also accompanied by commentary lyrics? 】

"A 3-year-old child knows this question well, how could I make a mistake? But Huaxing deliberately arranged it. I signed a contract to sell myself, so I couldn't resist."

Si Wenyu was unconvinced and deliberately made trouble, saying quickly:

"9876x1234-555=?"

[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard. He was so confident. I thought he was so awesome, but he ended up messing around with preschoolers.]

It's best not to, but at this moment, in this situation, this song really sang into the hearts of the audience.

[Songs come from the heart. Anyone who can create such a song must have been greatly wronged]

【An excellent person like me

Should have lived a splendid life

Su Zhe replied instantly: "95!"

After Su Zhe sang this, his voice became sad, his fingers plucked the guitar strings heavily, and he repeatedly asked with the power of his heart:

[I swear, Su Zhe was definitely wronged]

He just rolled his eyes, the barrage was almost mad to death——

But the audience was different. They had calculators and immediately calculated that Su Zhe was correct. They all exclaimed——

Su Zhe: ...

confused person like me

people like me looking for

a mediocre person like me

How many other people have you met?]

Su Zhe deliberately did not play the guitar. The lyrics were drawn in white and his tired voice was simple, but it produced a wonderful chemical reaction.

【A lonely person like me

At the end of the song, "How many people are there in the world" and "How many people have you seen" appear repeatedly. He seems to be questioning the sky and mocking fate.

How come more than twenty years have ended?

an ordinary person like me

How many people are there in the world]

There was also Heizi who tried to quibble and insisted on saying something ugly.

[Su Zhe must be a person with a story. He exchanged a relationship for scars, and it feels like it means something]

Especially Si Wenyu, who became a top star overnight after starring in a Danmei drama. He was a successful young man. Wherever he went, he saw smiling faces and heard flattery. How could he understand this song?

So he commented without shame:

He rolled his eyes and said with a evil smile:

"How about I give you some math problems for a 3-year-old child and you prove it?"

The barrage is very exciting, and the best proof is the system——

Su Zhe is very confident:

[Where was the little Heizi just now? Open your dog ears and listen carefully. Is this a good song? 】

[Dear singers, I’m sorry, this song is scheduled for this year’s Golden Melody Award in advance]

Everyone on the desert island was also a little touched, but they were all successful and famous stars, and they didn't have deep feelings about "still floating in the sea of ​​​​people".

"If you don't believe me, verify it." Su Zhe spread his hands, but Si Wenyu was writing and drawing on the beach for a long time and couldn't figure it out.

[Su Zhe sang his story into the song]

Su Zhe still answered instantly: "12186429!"

Will anyone feel distressed]

Why did you use a relationship to exchange for scars?

[A vulgar person like me never likes to pretend to be serious

[This song is great, but Fei Yan]

All the audience members were so shocked that they stopped arguing and devoted themselves to the song.

The song ends.

In the last line of the lyrics, Su Zhe changed a few words to make it closer to his current situation:

At this moment, there were really countless people who firmly believed that Su Zhe had been wronged. Even if he didn't produce any evidence, they still trusted him.

Why is it that when I occasionally hear old songs, I suddenly get carried away?

A cowardly person like me should leave a few points in everything

Why have I ever thought of working hard for someone, regardless of my own safety?]

[Haha, if Su Zhe is not praised by Huaxing Company, if he praises this kind of thing, will his brain be eaten by a dog? 】

[Fans, please pay attention, what’s so exciting about three-digit addition and subtraction? 】

Only then did he play the guitar, remembering the injustice he had suffered and the struggle he had in his previous life while wallowing in the sea of ​​mediocrity. His voice was full of emotion:

[Smart people like me have long said goodbye to simplicity

I really want to call you to death for Mao Buyi.

Seeing that he kept talking about Huaxing Company, Si Wenyu said unhappily:

"You don't want to rely on the company for everything, okay?"

[I’m convinced, if this is all illiterate, then I must be a fool]

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