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Chapter 164 "Country Life" airs, sheep shearing

In the terminal, Cheng Lanyun, wearing a mask and hat, curled up in a chair and looked at the phone in front of him intently.

At this time, her ex-boyfriend actually called. Cheng Lanyun hesitated for a moment, but still answered the phone. His tone was very calm, as if nothing had happened:

"Stop fighting and leave everyone with the last bit of dignity. I won't tell anyone."

A hysterical voice came from the other side:

"You can't blame me! You're in platonic love! You can have orgasms! But I'm just a normal man! I don't know how your previous boyfriends tolerated it, but you will never find love like this!"

Cheng Lanyun silently pressed the phone:

"You're disturbing me from watching the show."

She turned on the program and found that the commercial had passed. Amidst the high expectations, Su Zhe played "Those Flowers".

Cheng Lanyun had already learned this song from Su Zhe, and was the first person in the world besides Su Zhe to learn this song. He couldn't help but hum along to the music, and the depression in his heart slowly calmed down.

At this time, the barrage was also full of emotion:

[Who says Su Zhe can’t write about love? He writes it into people’s hearts as soon as he writes it. 】

[My heart is sour, and I almost want to rekindle my old love. 】

[I was feeling uncomfortable, but Su Zhe's sentence "Written for Cheng Lanyun" really amused me to death! 】

[Haha, Cheng Lanyun is a romantic and talented woman! Su Zhe is also a talented person, I guess he must be very romantic! It's just that the public opinion field is now more right-wing (conservative) than before, so he doesn't dare to speak out. 】

[Yes, how can a talented person not be romantic? As long as I can produce good works, I don't care how many Su Zhe talks about it. 】

Cheng Lanyun's expression collapsed and he muttered:

"I don't talk much in the industry, I just don't hide it every time."

Moreover, she only talks about relationships, not messing around, has no financial backers, and refuses unspoken rules. Just because she made her relationship public, she became the biggest "black spot".

As for some female stars in the industry, that is the real dark history, but they should be careful and protected by their bosses. They have not been exposed and enjoy the aura of "beautiful girls". Their acting skills and appearance are worse than hers, and their resources, fame and Their net worth is higher than hers.

Regardless of the fact that every year there are celebrities who have their private lives kicked out and their houses collapsed, but this is just the tip of the iceberg, a drop in the bucket——

Either there was no one to protect him and he was screwed;

Or the desire is hard to satisfy and the entertainment is too fancy to cover it up (for example, prostitution is illegal, and top-notch people don’t have the energy to cover it up).

Most of the remaining people are still fine.

Cheng Lanyun was in the circle, and of course he knew it very well. He couldn't help but sigh:

No wonder people in the industry live so fake lives.

When she felt unfair for herself, "Those Flowers" became a hot search topic on Weibo again.

Weibo netizens:

[I guessed it after listening to the song. After checking it on Weibo, I guessed it right. 】

[I’m used to it. Which of Su Zhe’s new songs is not on the hot search list? 】

[If it were anyone else, they would have already been hotly searched for buying a house, so they already know about marketing. But Su Zhe’s new song? Of course, everyone expected it. 】

[It shows that the public’s eyes are still sharp, and they can tell at a glance who is fake and who is the real thing. 】

Even Su Zhe didn't bother to follow this trivial matter on Weibo.

Cheng Lanyun was too lazy to go to Weibo and concentrated on watching "Country Life".

By this time, the show had already aired that afternoon.

Su Zhe finally got to work.

In the program——

After Su Zhe helped clear the dining table, he patted his belly with satisfaction:

"Thank you for the hospitality, then I'll leave..."

[Hahaha, Su Zhe, enough is enough! The musical talent filter is all gone! 】

【so bad! Su Zhe really likes to tease people. 】

Cheng Lanyun couldn't help laughing when he thought of the scene at that time.

The other guests immediately acted very angry, and Su Zhecai said with a smile:

"I'm kidding you, don't worry, I will definitely make my meal money back!"

In previous programs, the guests of "Country Life" had to farm and do farm work, but during the grassland season, the grassland here is not suitable for farming.

So the tasks that the guests had to do became herding sheep, shearing sheep, milking cows, etc.

In this episode, Cheng Lanyun and Lu Xiaomin stayed at home to prepare the ingredients for dinner, while the other guests had to shear sheep to earn points.

Everyone went to the warehouse to get special handmade wool shears. Su Zhe tried to operate it and found that his hands were very tired. He couldn't help pointing to the electric wool shears next to him, which was like an enlarged version of a hair clipper, and asked curiously:

“Why not use electric wool shears?”

Of course it's for show effect.

Manual cutting is inefficient, but it is more ornamental and has more program effects.

But the program team couldn't say that and answered seriously:

"It's broken. If you don't believe me, try it."

Su Zhe plugged in the power and tried it. Sure enough, it didn't work. He didn't know what he was thinking about.

[I feel like Su Zhe is thinking of something bad. 】

【Foreshadowing! Definitely a foreshadowing! 】

[Are you too sensitive? 】

[Brother, I gave you close-ups of my expressions in the later stage! If it's not a foreshadowing, why not reduce it? 】

[…What you said makes so much sense, I can’t even refute it. 】

At this time, the program team was still introducing the rewards for shearing sheep:

“It’s 10 points for shearing a sheep. As long as you shear 10 sheep, you’ll earn back the money you spent on today’s mutton skewers. If you can shear more, you can exchange them for more yurts, household appliances, and animals!”

When the guests heard this, they realized that they had made money from just 10 sheep? This is too simple!

As everyone knows, shearing sheep by hand is very tiring. Even a skilled worker can shear more than thirty sheep a day.

In one afternoon, skilled workers can only shear a dozen sheep, and although there are many guests, the combined efficiency may not be faster than that of skilled workers.

Soon, they experienced the difficulty of shearing.

At first, everyone was very confident. When one person found a sheep, he picked up the shears and started to cut it.

These sheep have not eaten for more than 12 hours to prevent their excrement from contaminating their wool, but this also makes them a little irritable. When they see the shears, they turn around and run away.

A group of guests were chasing behind them, panting:

"No way, I can't catch up!"

The barrage made me laugh out loud:

[It made me laugh so hard, there’s nothing a group of people can do against a lamb. 】

<divclass="contentadv">[Five people chased for a long time, and the sheared wool was not enough, and it was all scattered all over the ground while running. 】

[Look, Wang Yaoyu was kicked, hahaha, it’s so embarrassing! 】

[Su Zhe was stunned. Although he could catch up with the sheep, the sheep took the opportunity to run away as soon as he was sheared. 】

Cheng Lanyun stayed in the yurt at the time. He didn't know that they were so embarrassed at first. He was also amused when he thought of how they bragged together later.

"Quack quack!"

She laughed like a duck and quickly covered her mouth in embarrassment, feeling actually more relaxed.

The program continues——

Wang Yaoyu saw that if this situation continued, he would not even be able to shear a single sheep, so he quickly suggested:

"Let's divide into two groups, one person will hold down the sheep, and the other will shear it!"

Everyone thought that Su Zhe was the strongest, so he was asked to lead his sister Yu Xiangxiu, and the other three were paired together.

His younger brother Kou Mingliang said excitedly:

"Then let's compare which group is faster? What's the bet?"

Wang Yaoyu looked at Kou Mingliang with righteousness and stern words:

"We are all friends, how can we compete and place bets?"

He said that Kou Mingliang looked ashamed. Just when he was about to apologize, he changed the topic and said:

"Just play the punishment game! The losing team will be punished!"

[Hahaha, Wang Yaoyu broke my waist! 】

[Teacher Wang has a very high emotional intelligence. If the guests can’t afford it, he never forces it. But now they are enjoying themselves, which shows that Su Zhe and Li Daoqiang get along very well in private. 】

[Of course, viewers who have watched Desert Island know what they are like in private. 】

Su Zhe could really afford it and immediately provoked his sister Yu Xiangxiu:

"Sister, it doesn't matter that I am an outsider, but your family cheated you without blinking an eye. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it."

[Classic green tea provocation-"I can't stand it anymore"! 】

[This made me laugh so hard, Su Zhe knows very well what it means to divert misfortunes to the east! 】

Yu Xiangxiu looked innocent and smiled shyly.

Her character is actually not suitable for variety shows. She is too quiet and delicate, does not fight for anything, and has no camera.

Only slow variety shows like "Country Life" are suitable for her, and they just fit her characteristics.

But then again, most talented actors are introverted, usually quiet, but show strong explosive power when acting.

On the contrary, for extroverted social cows, they usually act like themselves (not necessarily bad at acting). It may be that their personal characteristics are too prominent and the shell of the character cannot be concealed.

Although Su Zhe was a guest on the flight, he even became a guest and began to take care of his younger sister Yu Xiangxiu.

After the two caught a sheep, Su Zhe fixed it and let Yu Xiangxiu shear it.

Yu Xiangxiu was cautious, fearing to hurt the lamb, so he moved very slowly.

In the other group, one person pressed the sheep and two people sheared it. The speed was more than twice as fast?Deliberately "stimulating" Su Zhe:

"What punishment game will you choose when you go back?"

“Drink raw celery juice!”

"Animal challenge! Just like the shorn lamb."

"..."

Listening to their words, Yu Xiangxiu became anxious, but Su Zhe calmly calmed her down:

"Don't worry, although we are cutting slowly, the lamb is enjoying it! Look, I can also give it a massage!"

His words made Yu Xiangxiu laugh and his movements relaxed.

[Su Zhe's mood is so stable. 】

[In life, it is best to get along with people who are emotionally stable and will not lose their temper suddenly, let alone act. 】

[Sisters, remember, your partner must be someone with stable emotions, which is more important than other conditions. 】

[How can I find Su Zhe?I was waiting online, quite anxious, for fear of being snatched away. 】

[Go to sleep, there is everything in your dreams, you can choose between Su Zhe and Ye Zehong. 】

Su Zhe comforted Yu Xiangxiu while stroking the sheep's back. He found that the lamb slowly stopped moving, and he was immediately overjoyed:

"Huh? Can you comfort me?"

He tried to push the sheep to the ground, and found that the lamb was very cooperative, so he realized:

"You should let the sheep lie on the ground before shearing them!"

He also picked up the scissors and worked hard to shear the wool with Yu Xiangxiu.

Danmaku saw this scene and said with emotion:

[Su Zhe is so smart. I have sheared sheep before. I really need to lay the sheep down and secure it, with the head slightly higher, before starting to shear. 】

[Is there any hope of winning? That's a shocking reversal! 】

[This is the victory of IQ! 】

But Wang Yaoyu and others can’t be original, and can’t they follow the trend?

When they saw Su Zhe holding down the sheep, they also learned how to do it and succeeded immediately.

Although they are novices, these sheep are sheared several times a year, so they have long been "skilled sheep" and are very familiar with the process.

"Hahaha! Then the three of us can cut together!"

Su Zhe was so angry that he reported to the program team:

"They are cheating! Do you care if they plagiarize my answers?"

The program team spread their hands:

"We only exchange points and don't care about anything else. You make the bet yourself."

Su Zhe was speechless:

"What is the law of heaven!"

【Hahaha! 】

When Cheng Lanyun saw this, he couldn't help laughing.

At this time-

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