The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design

Chapter 137 diss? Or curse?

Su Zhe covered his mouth and finally sighed:

"They like to wear work clothes so much, why don't they sell insurance? Their contribution to society is higher."

"Pfft!"

Xing Bingyan couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing, and since she was prone to laughter, she couldn't stop laughing.

At this time, the Rapper was introducing himself:

"I'm Lil Lu! AKA (Blood Hand) Butcher!..."

He is not that real either. In front of the camera, he knows how to hide his bloody hands and only talks about a butcher, just like a pig-killer.

But Xing Bingyan's loud laughter completely interrupted his self-introduction, as if she was mocking him.

This made him very unhappy. He tilted his head and looked at Xing Bingyan:

"Hey, who is farting in a series? His laughter is annoying. If he laughs again, he will make you have a placenta, and then he will give you a mouthful of yellow phlegm..."

Xing Bingyan: "Hiccup!"

She was stunned by the diss, and she stopped laughing instantly. Her heart was filled with grievances. She glanced at Lil Lu and then at Su Zhe, but she didn't dare to offend anyone.

PD Cheng was stunned:

This is a live broadcast! Lil Lu just directly dissed other guests?

Can this show still be broadcast?

But he took a look at the barrage and found that it was okay. Rap ​​fans seemed to like this style of saying things directly and dissing if they were unhappy.

"Forget it, just reduce it when editing. It will still look real during the live broadcast."

Cheng PD could only comfort himself in this way.

Seeing Xing Bingyan's aggrieved look, Su Zhe felt a little sorry and explained to Lil Lu:

"Xiao Lu, don't blame Teacher Xing. I just told a joke to make her laugh. I didn't laugh at you."

Lil Lu:? ? ?

"What did you say?! Who did you call Xiao Lu?" He was very angry.

Su Zhe was puzzled:

"Lil is the abbreviation of Little. Isn't Lil Lu the same as Little Lu? Could it be...a little elk?"

"Pfft!" Xing Bingyan couldn't hold it in anymore, holding her stomach and laughing.

Obviously, this is ridicule.

Lil Lu's expression was a bit ugly. He didn't even know if what Su Zhe said was true. He only knew that Lil was a commonly used stage name prefix for foreign rappers.

Su Zhe didn't lie. This was indeed the abbreviation of Little.

But the culture is different. This is normal in foreign countries. A lot of arrogant rappers use the prefix Lil, which means young and a bit unruly, but when translated, it looks very humble——

Xiao Lu?

How does this look like a rap singer?More like a waiter!

[Hahaha, let him diss, and Su Zhe was immediately stunned. 】

[No way, who made him uneducated? You only know how to copy foreign rap culture, and you are not accustomed to it at all. Are you dumbfounded? 】

[I didn’t know what Lil meant before. I saw a lot of rappers with it, and I thought it was very high-level. 】

[I guess Xiao Lu doesn’t know either. He dropped out of junior high school and chose a half-English and half-Chinese name just to show off. 】

[I feel like Xiao Lu’s diss is so low-level, it’s just curse words with rhymes. It's not like Su Zhe's attack, which is quick and accurate, and can directly let the opponent break his defense. 】

In the end, in order to take care of Xiao Lu's emotions, Su Zhe changed his name to Lu Yiwen.

Lu Yiwen has never liked his real name so much.

After a somewhat chaotic opening, the show continued.

It starts with music class, and the game is the simplest song singing:

The program team plays a song and randomly selects a blank line of lyrics. Everyone rushes to answer the question. You must have a good word to score points, otherwise others will continue to answer.

This was originally a scoring question for Yin Dan’s guests. After all, they are all musicians, and they cover all ages and listen to a wide range of music.

But they never expected that they would be crushed by Lu Yiwen alone.

He answered questions quickly and well. He could even answer classic old songs quickly, which shocked everyone:

"Teacher Lu, I didn't expect that you still have a hidden library of Chinese ditties."

In the barrage, his fans are also very proud:

[Haha, who said Lil Lu has no musical literacy?What a slap in the face! 】

[Rapping also requires music accumulation, but Lu Shen doesn’t bother to write those clichés. 】

[I’m very curious, why can’t Su Zhe, a recognized musical talent, answer a single song? 】

<divclass="contentadv">Because Su Zhe is really not familiar with the art works of this world.

This is indeed his shortcoming. He admits that he has been slowly enjoying it these days, whether it is songs, movies, TV series, online articles, comics, games, etc.

So he could only watch Lu Yiwen pretend to be cool, and he didn't dare to talk back when he was dissed:

"Yo! Yo! There is someone who claims to be a genius, but his level is so poor that I don't even bother to answer this simple question. I don't even bother to answer this simple question, so I just messed with you little shrimp! I think you still have to go to tutoring, don't you? Embarrassing in front of fans!”

Su Zhe: ...

He never talks harshly. He can be crazy when he wins. If he loses, just admit defeat. Being harsh will only make him more embarrassed.

In the next game, Lu Yiwen still performed well.

Finally, there is art class.

Draw pictures and recognize words.

The first few people read the words in turn and drew on the white paper, but everyone only had a short time and it was impossible to finish the drawing.

So they must work together to draw the meaning of the word so that the last teammate to guess the word can guess it correctly.

After some discussion, the old student team decided to let the smartest Su Zhe be the word guesser, while the freshmen team chose Lu Yiwen, who performed well in guessing the word.

So Su Zhe sat at the end of the horizontal table and watched Song Hui pick up a prompt card, glance at it, and scribble wildly on the whiteboard.

drop!

The time ended immediately, and he quickly handed the prompt card and whiteboard to his next teammate, Xing Bingyan.

Xing Bingyan glanced at the cue card, said "oh", frowned at the picture drawn by Song Hui, and only added one stroke, and the time was up.

She immediately said in annoyance:

"Too fast! I couldn't react at all!"

The others laughed and urged her to pass it on to the next person, so she could only pass the cue cards and whiteboard angrily.

In this way, after each person licked a few strokes, the whiteboard was finally passed to Su Zhe's hands.

He picked it up and took a look. From left to right, the picture contained a book, three lines, a circle within a rectangle, three lines, and a light bulb (see the Easter egg chapter).

Su Zhe:? ? ?

He was thinking hard, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he asked:

"Cut the wall to steal the light?"

"Correct!" PD Cheng announced, "How did you tell?"

Su Zhe proudly explained:

"Isn't this just the light shining through the hole in the wall and illuminating the books! It's very simple!"

"Haha, so smart!" Xue Mo quickly claimed the credit, "I drew the light bulb!"

Gu Yifei also said with a smile: "I added the books."

Song Hui also smiled and tried to take credit:

"I painted the walls. Is that the most important thing?"

"Yes, walls and holes are the most important."

Su Zhe understood and asked Xing Bingyan:

"Did you draw the hole in the wall? It's rare for you to be smart."

Xing Bingyan said embarrassedly:

"The hole was painted on the back, and I painted a brick on the wall to complete the wall. It's also very important, right?"

Su Zhe was stunned for a moment, saw a box in the upper left corner of the wall, and said speechlessly:

"Is this a brick? Plus it looks like a mobile phone (copying the Easter egg chapter barrage), it's just a distraction."

Xing Bingyan was stabbed again, with a pitiful look on her face:

"I don't believe it. It must be very important. Where does it look like a mobile phone?"

Su Zhe reluctantly "admitted":

"Ah, yes, yes, you are right."

[Laughing so hard, Su Zhe's eyes rolled to the sky. 】

[The same tone as when I quarreled with my girlfriend, so similar! 】

[The doting look on his face is so sweet! 】

[Let’s go to the hospital upstairs to check. Is it because of high blood sugar? Everything seems sweet when you look at it? Su Zhe was obviously speechless! 】

The guests were also laughing, they were all used to it.

Four chapters today, new songs tomorrow!