Dahu looked at Master Ba with a sly look on his face, and Master Ba's old face felt uncomfortable for a moment.

"Mr. Ba, there are a lot of lice in that place. If you shave, you will definitely clear up the lice nest, but using a knife in that place..."

Yuan Bao couldn't help but tremble. If his hand shook, he would be prosperous and could directly enter the palace to serve the emperor.

Tian Tian rolled her eyes speechlessly. She didn't want to see these wretched flowers getting shaved, so she simply entered the space with her consciousness.

"Dumpling!"

"The kid is so energetic. Why did he fall asleep just now?"

Yuan Bao quickly ran over and hugged Tian Tian. Even though it was summer, children couldn't sleep on the ground.

"Let's take action while Tuanzi is asleep!"

Dahu was the first to take off his torn pants, and Ba Ye put the knife directly into Dahu's hand.

"Do it yourself, do it yourself with discretion!"

Master Ba really can't do it, he doesn't have any special hobbies.

When Tian Tian pokes at the Gu system in space, he must find its loopholes.

"I don't believe it. There are loopholes that I can't find!"

The system is so tricky that it makes Tian Tian angry.

"Didn't I already pick up a candlestick? That thing can be sold for some money, right? Why is my balance still zero!"

I don’t know which master developed this system, but she, a master, couldn’t find any loopholes.

But Tian Tian is not the kind of person who can give up. If there are no loopholes, why won't she create loopholes?

[The value of that ancient magic weapon is immeasurable. The system has already listed it on the auction platform. Of course, there will be no profit if it is not auctioned! 】

According to Tian Tian's own idea, it was just a broken candlestick, and she could give it a piece if she could. Unexpectedly, the stingy and money-grubbing system actually put that thing up for auction. If there was no one who took advantage of it, how long would it take for her to sell it? go out?

[Stop poking fun at me, my system is unique and has no loopholes. I...]

The system suddenly started to chirp. Tian Tian's little hands were typing on the keyboard quickly, with a lewd expression on his face that looked a bit like a big tiger's.

"Mom, if you don't tell me, how can there be a system without loopholes!"

Tian Tian changed her position, but the speed of her hands did not slow down. The keyboard almost made her type sparks.

As time passed, the system babbled in some language that Tian Tian could not understand, and the loopholes that were discovered were finally fixed by Tian Tian.

"It's finally done. Even the King of Heaven can't conquer the system I've reformed! Gagaaaaaa..."

Tian Tian stretched his numb limbs and finally stood up.

"Um, why don't you scream? You won't let me poke you, will you?"

Tian Tian is still very confident in her own skills, but she doesn't know where the system comes from which makes her a little less confident.

[The system detects dad’s body and transforms it...]

[The system detects Dad’s magnetic field and transforms it...]

[The system detects dad’s fate and transforms it...]

[Renovation... transformation...]

Tian Tian was rolling with laughter, and she said that sooner or later the system would kneel down and call daddy. She didn't know whether it knelt down or not, but the sound of daddy made Tian Tian extremely happy.

"Oh, I'm a girl. Isn't it bad to let her call her daddy? Forget it, it can't be changed anyway, daddy, please forgive you!"

Tian Tian laughed evilly for a while. Although she didn't know what would happen to the system after she modified it, the stingy problem should be corrected. Listening to the system calling daddy non-stop, Tian Tian sat down on the sofa comfortably and spoke directly with her small mouth. Cracked to the back of the head.

Outside, Tiantian's body turned strangely red, white, and yellow, changing colors strangely. The group of flowers catching lice outside didn't notice it at all.

"grandfather?"

When Tian Tian came out of the space, the flowers were sitting in a row with their backs to Tian Tian. They probably looked like they had not slept all night and had been catching lice all night!

"Duanzi is awake? It's already dawn?"

The fire around them was almost extinguished, and the group of flowers finally stopped what they were doing.

"Tuanzi, I guess you won't be bitten this time. Not only did we remove the lice nest, but we also caught almost all the lice in the hair!"

Dahu looked like Tian Tian with a flattering look on his face. They really caught lice all night long. They had wiped out most of the lice army. At most, there were only descendants who might have lice left in the gaps in their clothes.

There is really no way around this. Whenever they have a change of clothes, they will never keep it, they will throw it away decisively like shaving their hair.

"Look at the cute little looks of our dumplings, they are so cute!"

Yuan Bao turned around, climbed up stiffly, and approached Tian Tian step by step.

Tian Tian couldn't help but shudder, facing the rising sun, Yuan Bao looked like a zombie crawling out of the ground.

No, it's scarier than zombies. Zombies even have neat hair. Their disheveled hair makes them look like living ghosts.

"Tuanzi just woke up, don't scare her, you should comb your hair quickly!"

Master Ba stood up leaning on his stick and picked up the hemp rope beside the fire.

[The dog stick is detected, dad gets a beating with the dog stick! 】

Tian Tian is very clever and doesn't talk much in the current system, but this reward is really awesome! Seeing the stick in Master Ba's hand, he actually gave her the dog-beating stick technique. It was still an unconditional reward. It was really not that satisfying.

"What's wrong with the dumplings? Isn't it cold?"

Ba Ye quickly picked up Tian Tian and reached out to touch Tian Tian's little head.

"Master Ba also said that we scared Tuanzi, aren't you the same?"

Yuan Bao pouted with a face full of reluctance. He searched for a long time and couldn't find anything to comb his hair. He could only scratch his hair randomly, reached out and found a rag to wrap it around.

"Comb, grandpa combs his hair!"

Tian Tian regretted not bringing out a comb, Yuan Bao looked like that, it would be better not to comb it~

"Tuanzi actually knows about combs? Don't worry, grandpa will make one later!"

Ba Ye happily stuffed Tian Tian into Yuan Bao's arms, turned around and looked for something that could be used as a comb in the ruined temple.

With Tiantian's razor in hand, Ba Ye quickly made a simple comb.

"Grandpa, great!"

"Haha, Tuanzi doesn't understand. Our eighth master is an omnipotent god!"

Dahu enjoyed Ba Ye combing his hair with admiration on his face. If it weren't for Ba Ye's skills, their Hanako team, which only had a few people, would not have been able to gain a foothold in Lotus City.

Tian Tian looked thoughtful. Normally, someone like Master Ba shouldn't become a beggar.

"Stop bragging, comb your hair, and let's set off now!"

The weather was hot, and they were supposed to travel at night and rest during the day, but yesterday's plan to let Master Ba go was not implemented.

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