Traveling through the barren years, I have a system and am not afraid of anything
Chapter 532 Kungfu suitable for eunuchs to learn
“The life here is so enviable!”
The Queen Mother's eyes were full of envy.
She was born in a wealthy family. She didn't dare to laugh when she was happy, and didn't dare to cry when she was sad. She had behaved herself for most of her life. Even now that she is the empress dowager, she is still bound by many rules.
"You don't have to be envious. Deng Ping, the deputy commander of Jinjiawei, was sent to the border town by me. You will have to live in Tianjiacun for at least three months!"
The Imperial Master sympathized with the Queen Mother. Women from wealthy families had no choice but to live in intrigues in the inner house all their lives. They had never truly been themselves for a day.
"Well done! Great!"
Originally, the Queen Mother could only stay in Tianjia Village for half a month at most, but this time it was just what she wanted.
"But I have to tell you something in advance. There is no defense between men and women here, and there are no rules. You have to learn to adapt!"
The days when the old village chief clamored to see the Queen Mother might happen every day in the future.
"I said, in Tianjia Village, I am just an ordinary old lady. Don't treat me as a queen mother. If the Imperial Master can adapt to it, so can I!"
The Queen Mother just wanted to live like an ordinary person for a few days.
"No, I have to go to the big kitchen and take a look. I can't do it without those old ladies in our house keeping an eye on me!"
The old village chief rushed out of the yard like a gust of wind.
"Master Tian, Mrs. Tian, can I go and have a look?"
The Queen Mother was full of curiosity about everything in Tianjiacun.
"Of course, I will go with the Queen Mother!"
The old lady's hand was held by the Queen Mother, and she could feel that the Queen Mother was very excited.
"My aunt is coming down the mountain!"
"Hurry and greet my sister-in-law!"
As soon as the Queen Mother came out of the hospital, someone ran past her like a gust of wind.
"How did they run so fast?"
The Queen Mother was so surprised that she didn't even see what the children running past looked like.
"The Empress Dowager..."
"Don't call me the Queen Mother, from now on you all call me Old Madam, Old Madam Li!"
This is to be gregarious and to truly experience folk life.
"Yes, old madam, the Lord said that the masters of the Tian family all practice martial arts. Maybe their kung fu is very good!"
The envy in the eyes of the chief eunuch almost overflowed. He also wanted to practice martial arts, but unfortunately he had become an eunuch in his life. No one wanted to have a close relationship with him, let alone have the opportunity to practice martial arts.
"My father-in-law doesn't know. They are not very good at martial arts. Men from the Tian family can beat dogs with their own kung fu. If they run fast, they will be chased by wolves!"
Liu Ziniang led a group of women to pinch a lot of fresh vegetables.
"Liu Zi Niang! Don't be a man and a woman all day long. Hurry up and make a fire to cook. You will make people worry endlessly every day!"
The Tian family's yin and yang decline are the old village chief's internal injuries. The old woman is so powerful that he doesn't even dare to act like a monster.
"What's going on? Does she mean to say that women from the Tian family are better than men?"
The Queen Mother's eyes lit up. In the history of Daqi, there had only been one very powerful female general. Legend has it that the female general could conquer the world on horseback and run a household on horseback. She was the goddess in the hearts of many men in Daqi.
"That's because the Kung Fu that men practice is dog-beating sticks, and the Kung Fu that women practice is Nine Yin White Bone Claws. The two Kung Fus are one yin and one yang, and each has its own merits!"
The dog beating stick is obviously not as powerful as the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, but the old lady doesn't want to make a comparison.
"I see, it seems that the Nine-Yin White Bone Claw is more powerful than the dog-beating stick!"
You can tell it from the names of the two exercises. One sounds eerie, while the other is for beating dogs...
"Xiao Tuanzi has a very powerful skill. Even us women with poor qualifications can't learn it. My father-in-law can give it a try!"
Several men in the Tian family wanted to commit suicide for the Sunflower Book, but the women were able to stop the idea.
"Really? Why don't men from the Tian family practice if they are so powerful?"
The head eunuch didn't believe it in his heart. The yin was strong and the yang was weak. Why didn't the Tian family man practice such powerful martial arts?
"That's because the Sunflower Book is not suitable for men, nor is it suitable for women. I am a special case!"
Tian Tian pulled Xu Ying, followed by a group of tigers and wolves. The tigers and wolves were loaded with prey, including strings of pheasants and wild rabbits. There were also a few wild boars obediently mixed among the wolves.
"Wolf! There is a wolf!"
The chief eunuch quickly stood in front of everyone.
"You've seen tigers before, can wolves still scare you?"
Tian Tian rolled his eyes, his father-in-law was overreacting.
"There are so many... The Zajia family is heartbroken..."
The chief eunuch almost trembled. He couldn't see the two heads at a glance. There were dozens of them. This was not a dog, but a wolf that could eat people!
"Don't Tutu, they are so docile, Big Gray!"
"Big Hui, take them to the big kitchen for their prey and wait for dinner later!"
Tian Tian gave an order, and the Wolf King took the lead in heading towards the big kitchen.
"Ouch! Big Gray is back! Come on, come on, I'll help you get these pheasants and rabbits down!"
The old village chief saw Big Hui and his subjects grinning up to their cheeks. This was a gift of meat.
"This is amazing!"
The Queen Mother looked straight at the wolves and then looked back at the tiger. She couldn't believe that this scene was real.
"Grandma Taihuang, I have raised them all since they were born. They look fierce, but they are actually bigger, silly and silly, just like cats!"
Tian Tian gave the Queen Mother a large bouquet of wild flowers, squinting her eyes and smiling happily.
"Were you the one who raised me when I was born?"
The Queen Mother was surprised. Tian Tian was still a child, and she didn't expect to raise so many ferocious beasts.
"The old lady didn't know something. Xiaobai picked it up in the mountains. At first she thought it was a cat~"
Everyone in Tianjia Village was deceived by Tian Tian.
"Such a big cat?"
The Queen Mother suddenly felt uncomfortable in her heart. She didn't even have the luxury of raising a cat, so she could only catch a tiger cub in the mountains and raise it as a cat. This child was really pitiful!
"Yeah, they were sent by Xiaobai's mother, Dabai. That guy only cares about children and not raising them!"
"As for Big Gray, they were defeated by me, and they have been helping in the village since they surrendered!"
Tian Tian glanced at the direction of the mountain. She had to go find Dabai. She didn't know what happened, but he didn't come back for more than half a year.
"The princess is so powerful, she can actually tame wild beasts, but I wonder if the princess can teach the Zajia her powerful skills..."
The manager was a little embarrassed and looked at Tian Tian coyly.
"Yes, of course I can. The last page of the Sunflower Manual says that if you want to practice this skill, you must first practice it from the palace. Although you are not a palace, you can still be considered a palace. Get up early tomorrow morning and I will teach you the Sunflower Manual!"
Tian Tian is happy to carry forward her skills. She has long discovered that people who receive her guidance will definitely be loyal to her.
"You kid, why do you want to have a palace or not..."
The queen mother's face turned red, and the head eunuch almost had her head stuck in her crotch. He did not mean to lead the princess to say such vulgar words.
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