Looking at the eager eyes, Tian Tian gritted his teeth and bought a few pairs of skates.
She had been skating when she was a child, but as she grew older, she became fatter and lazier, so she simply threw the skates in the trash can.
"Sister-in-law, what is this?"
The entire Tian family has long been accustomed to the fact that my sister-in-law conjures things out of thin air from time to time.
"These are called skates. If you want to learn to skate, you must have skates first!"
Tian Tian took a group of nephews and grandchildren and ran directly to the small river at the foot of the mountain.
Today's small river has long lost its gurgling water and has been frozen solid.
Tian Tian put on her skates and took two tentative steps forward.
"It's okay, not too unfamiliar!"
After slowly getting used to it for a while, Tian Tian danced like an elf on the ice. The dolls of the Tian family on the bank were stunned, and the old man Ba Ye and other old men were also stunned.
"Is this a deity coming down to earth?"
"No, no, no, it should be the little fairy boy!"
Where have you seen the Shouda family this time?
When they were young, they often played around on the ice, but they didn't dare to do it when they were older. If they didn't do it right, they would get bruised and bruised.
"Don't watch the excitement, there are still a few pairs of skates, you should come down and try them out!"
It was still boring to skate alone, so Tian Tian asked people on the shore to go down together.
"Sister-in-law, we can't do that. You are a little fairy boy, and we are just ordinary people. If you go down, you won't fall to death!"
Although the wind-like speed is exciting to watch, they are self-aware that if they break their arms and legs during the New Year, they will be in trouble.
"What are you afraid of? I'm not a little fairy boy. I'm a mortal like you, and a mortal baby!"
Tian Tian quickly slid in front of everyone.
"There are skates over there. Which of you can put them on and skate with me?"
The Tian family all looked at the skates curiously. They looked like shoes, but they looked weird and strange.
"I'll try!"
The old village chief was eager to try it, and Tian Tian made everything to his liking. The exciting feeling made him feel as if he had suddenly become ten years younger.
"Cough cough~"
"Brother village elder, this kind of exercise is not suitable for your age~"
Tian Tian covered her face in embarrassment. Her village eldest brother was really old-hearted and dared to try anything.
"Hahaha, you are so old that you can't play at all! My sister-in-law, look at me, am I okay?"
Da Liangle's nose was full of snot. Usually the old village chief refused to admit that he was old, but this time he was slapped in the face!
"You damn girl are still one year older than me. If I can't do it, you'll be doomed!"
The old village chief's face alternated between blue and green, and he would bite people if he looked at him.
"It seems like this thing is not suitable for us to play with. You young people, go down and give it a try!"
No matter how Mr. Ba looked at the shoes, they looked weird, so it was best to let the younger ones try them on.
"I-I'll try!"
If Tian Liuzi got the goods at home, it would never be their turn, and all the young men from the Tian family would run out onto the ice with a splutter.
At first they couldn't walk, let alone slide, and even fell down accidentally while supporting each other.
"Hey! My sister-in-law really feels sorry for us. Our old arms and legs can't help but fall!"
The old village chief was crazy with joy. When he saw the children being thrown, he almost screamed in the sky.
"Oh! You hear the excitement here, what are you doing?"
The women working at home couldn't continue their work when they heard the excitement outside, so they all ran out to watch the excitement.
"Look at your Tian Lele, you are so stupid!"
"Your field ridge is not strong either! Look how beautifully that dog eats shit and falls!"
"You are the dog! Your whole family is the dog!"
Seeing the excitement and quarrels, the old village chief suddenly became unhappy, and he opened fire with his eyes wide open.
"Shut up! You and she are not a family? Her family members are all dogs. What the hell are you? What the hell am I?"
He was shot even while lying down, and he turned into a dog.
All the dogs in Xiaohegouzi are more cheerful than people. How can people be inferior to dogs?
"If you don't agree, put them up and try it!"
The old village chief came up with a bad idea in a blink of an eye. Wasn't he very energetic? Don’t you have the strength to fight? Let them go down and beat them to death, and see if they still have the energy to fight!
"Just try, we are not useless!"
The women were gearing up and couldn't wait to lift the boys ashore.
There is no way, a woman who has practiced the Sunflower Book is better than a young man who only knows how to beat a dog with a stick, and he can fly!
"That's not fair! How can they fly around? If they have the ability, don't use kung fu and just skate on the ice!"
Seeing the women floating around on the ice as light as a swallow, the Tian family man became jealous.
"It's fucked up! Isn't this the yin ascending and the yang declining? You guys should go ahead!"
It's never too big a deal to watch.
The old guys from the Tian family yelled at the young men to rush onto the ice. They must not lose to the women.
Tian Tian was dumbfounded when he saw it. It was just a joke, so why did it escalate to a war between men and women?
"Don't worry, I'll tell you!"
After half a liter of spitting, Tian Tian finally made it clear. Tian Tian led a group of people to skate and bicker at the same time.
"I don't know if the prince can guard Zhoushan Pass. Look at how happy the children are. If this is true~"
The old village chief was so worried that he couldn't go on. He didn't dare to think about what would happen to Daqi if Zhoushan Pass could not be defended, and whether the children of the Tian family could survive the war.
"Don't worry, although a hundred thousand troops are difficult to deal with, the prince is not that easy to bully!"
The Eighth Master has been exchanging letters with King Wu, and he also knows something about the situation at Zhoushan Pass.
"I don't know what the imperial court is thinking. Why is it that it refuses to send reinforcements?"
Reinforcements from the imperial court were delayed, and there were not many troops stationed in the north. It was really dangerous.
"The one in the palace doesn't like the prince, and many princes and princes are afraid of King Wu, so the troops are not allowed to be stationed in the north!"
Insufficient troops are the biggest problem.
The prince has ordered the conscription to begin, and except for Lingshui County, other places are transporting military service to Zhoushan Pass.
"Those who pretend to be high-ranking officials are nothing. Isn't this making things difficult for people? They ask people to defend the North and refuse to provide soldiers. They can't even support themselves. There is no such thing as bullying!"
"Isn't he afraid that he won't be able to withstand it and will lose Beidi?"
How can the emperor not know the truth that common people understand? He must have deliberately made things difficult for King Wu.
"Is the King of Wu his biological son? No reward for victory, but death as apology for defeat. How can there be such a father?"
Wealth of Fortune glanced at Master Ba, and realized that King Wu was not as good as the two of them. Although their father was not a relative, he protected them in every way.
"Don't worry, the court has King Fu, General Lian and others here, so they won't just watch Beidi fall into ruin!"
The Eighth Master had a sad face. Da Qi had not been invaded by foreign enemies in recent years. This time the Western Zhou Dynasty was coming fiercely, and he could not tell what the future would be like.
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