Traveling through the barren years, I have a system and am not afraid of anything
Chapter 134 Da Zhuang is crazy
"What is this for?"
Seeing all the Tian family members holding a stick in their hands and waving it haha, the uncles couldn't help but wipe the sweat from their heads.
"Hey! Are you being chased? How does it feel to be chased by a dog?"
Tian San and the others looked at their uncle in such a mess and felt happy, finally there was someone more useless than them.
"There are really not many of us here, and we don't even recognize the dogs at home~"
The uncles tidied up their messy hair and were chased by the dog all the way to the foot of the mountain. They were really embarrassed and thrown into the father-in-law's house.
"Humph, you know there are less people coming? People say that a son-in-law is half a son-in-law. Have you done that?"
Tian Liuzi took the opportunity to punish his uncle and brothers-in-law. Don't these people usually look down on their Tianjia Village? To say that there is no village poorer than Tianjiacun within a hundred miles is pure fart!
"Six, practice hard!"
Tian San saw that Da Zhuang's face was not good, so he quickly pulled Tian Liuzi to use the dog stick obediently.
The uncles lay on the ground stupidly and watched. The more they looked, the more they felt that they could not understand the Tian family.
"Don't be paralyzed, each of them is worse than those trash in our family!"
The old village chief and several old men wandered to the foot of the mountain and became angry when they looked at the limp young ladies.
"I'm not asking you to come out early in the morning to make you paralyzed. I'm asking you to exercise and learn kung fu!"
Seeing how naughty my uncle was, my father-in-law had long been furious, but they didn't dare to get angry due to their strong strength. Now, taking advantage of the old village chief's influence, they all stopped practicing martial arts and pointed at their noses to educate their uncle.
"I was really blind, why did I choose you for my daughter? You look like a dead dog after just one trip, even worse than the trash of our Tian family!"
Tian Liuzi was so happy that he stopped practicing Kung Fu. He lay on the ground and rolled around. Finally, someone was more useless than him. He couldn't be happy?
"We can't make it~"
The aunts and uncles all lowered their heads, feeling dissatisfied and not daring to resist.
"Okay, this is their first day of training, and they will get used to it slowly from now on!"
Tian Quanyou is not like the old village chief and others. These people have obviously forgotten how miserable they were when they were chased by dogs on the first day. They are not as good as these uncles!
"From now on, you will do morning exercises with the Tian family every day, and then follow the tree roots to chop firewood. In addition to having dinner in the village, you will eat and live at my father-in-law's house for the time being. After dinner in the evening, you will go to the village school to attend night classes. After the probation period for not working hard, you will no longer need to stay. Down!"
Although they don't know the effect of the trial period Tian Tian mentioned, it sounds pretty good.
A month is neither long nor short, and you can always tell something about your character.
"Grandpa, don't worry, we will definitely not embarrass our wife!"
The uncles know that these conditions may seem harsh, but they are all for their own good.
This is a competition between uncles and uncles. In order not to embarrass their wives, they must fight against each other.
Even those who didn't want to stand up were determined, because they didn't want to become worse than a useless being like Tian Liuzi.
The Tian family was completely busy. Even if the water in the stream was still frozen, they would not be idle. They could not afford to pay the one tael of silver.
When the aunts and uncles heard that the Tian family was paid the same as them, they were extremely moved. Everyone worked very hard, and even went to night school with great enthusiasm, which made Tian Liuzi and others excited.
"Master, I have been studying the Sunflower Book recently, but I can't find the way. Am I too stupid?"
Da Zhuang looked haggard, he was anxious in bed.
"Cough cough~"
Tian Tian almost choked to death on the saliva in the quilt.
It turns out that if you want to practice this skill, you must first secede from the palace. Otherwise, why wouldn't Da Zhuang be able to do it?
Tian Tian tried the Sunflower Treasure Dian, and it was as powerful as a small bomber.
Ever since she got the Sunflower Manual, Tian Tian discovered that she could fly. Although she had to rely on the inexplicable energy in her body, she could fly very smoothly, which was better than the legendary Qing Gong.
What’s more, the qi can be sent and received freely, and the qi can be increased by turning left along the muscles and veins of the whole body, which is amazing.
Tian Tian tried it several times, and meditating overnight was more comfortable than sleeping. The next day, she was as light as a swallow and full of energy.
The only thing Tian Tian doesn't understand now is whether this magical Kung Fu should be taught to men after they get pregnant, or whether it is more suitable for women to practice it.
"This martial arts is quite special, so don't practice it for now~"
Da Zhuang had just married a wife, and it would be a shame for Xiao Hong if he castrated him in order to practice magic skills.
"Why is it special? I see that Master is very good at practicing it, and I have a feeling that once you master this kind of martial arts, you will probably be invincible in the world!"
Da Zhuang's eyes are full of yearning. As a man, you want to be invincible, right?
The key is whether you will become a man after practicing this martial arts ~
It’s so hard to kill the baby...
"Zhuang Zhuang, this kung fu is really not suitable for you. Grandpa said it is for women. If you really want to learn it, you can do it~"
Tian Tian planned to take the women in the village to try it out. It would be good to teach a group of female heroes.
"What? Cut it? Where?"
Da Zhuang was stunned. He looked left and right and saw that there was nothing he could cut.
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first retreat from the palace. Think about it carefully!"
After Tian Tian said that the old god was here and left, she believed that Da Zhuang could not do things that came from the palace, and it would be difficult for the Tian family.
"From the palace!"
Da Zhuang subconsciously tightened his legs, he wouldn't do it!
After breakfast, the men all went to work, and the women gathered at Lao Tian's house to learn embroidery from the old lady.
"Although the bird I am showing off is not as good as my grandma's, it still looks pretty good. I guess it won't be long before you can take on the embroidery work, right?"
The men all went to earn money, one tael of silver a month!
As women who refuse to admit defeat, they must find a way to make money for themselves.
Their sister-in-law from the Tian family has long said that women are no worse than men and can hold up half the sky. They must not be compared to men.
"Let's go to the city after the fifteenth. I told the boss of a cloth shop about the embroidery work!"
The old lady had contacted Xiuzhuang a long time ago, but at that time the craftsmanship of the wives in the village was not good enough, but now it seems to be about the same.
If you can't take on a big job, small jobs shouldn't be a big problem.
"Don't be busy with the embroidery work now. You guys will follow me to the foot of the mountain!"
Tian Tian hurriedly rushed into the crowd of women, selected a few young wives and ran down the mountain.
"What are you going for?"
When the old lady saw Tian Tian was anxious, she couldn't help but feel a sudden rush in her heart.
"Mom, Da Zhuang is crazy and has studied a kind of kung fu. This kind of kung fu is very evil and must be practiced by women!"
Tian Tian can't say that he got his skills out of thin air, right?
"What's the point of a strong man studying women's kung fu?"
Xiao Hong was shocked at first. She felt that something was wrong with Da Zhuang in the past two days.
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