Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

They say that extreme wisdom will lead to injury.

People who are too smart will inevitably feel worried after deducing the cruel ending.

After listening to the systematic analysis, Han Ling found that the situation of the Zerg was too dangerous, and he worried about the future of the Zerg with a sad face.

"System, what should we do?"

The system said:

[Host, please don’t worry. The current conflicts among the Zerg are mainly based on gender imbalance.

When the Yao clan arrives across the universe, the problem will be solved.

At present, the link channel of the cosmic plane has been opened, and there are 236 Yao people who have woken up due to soul resonance. 】

Upon hearing the news, Han Ling took a breath and immediately put the problem behind him.

He asked a little jealously:

"There are already 236 females connected to the Yao Clan? Their progress is too fast! I have only been chatting with Roderick for a few days!"

The soul resonance of the Yao people is difficult to generate.

They are like tangled yarn.

Only when the Yao people separate themselves from the ball of wool and find another yarn of the same color can they begin to connect spiritually.

But once connected, they are true soul mates, with a fatal attraction to each other.

As long as two yarns are the same color, they are the best match.

There is no need to look at vain character, personality, growth experience, wealth and status.

A pirate is paired with a killer, a thief is paired with a liar.

Sometimes this is your hobby and there is nothing you can do about it.

Even bad luck and mental power will be automatically eliminated for you.

People like Han Ling had no feelings for any female insects before meeting Roderick.

After meeting Roderick, yellow scraps will automatically populate your mind.

Han Ling pedaled a tricycle and cursed angrily:

"Rodrick didn't even dream about me. How come those old people who slept in the past woke up so quickly?"

After hearing this, the system carefully analyzed:

【This is no coincidence. The 26 Yao people who woke up, and their female insect partners, are all your fans.

The host previously posted in a personal column to collect dream stories.

Exactly 26 fans left long and honest comments.

I think it was the novel or game script written by the host that stimulated the female insect's desire for mating, so the spiritual link was created. 】

When Han Ling heard this, he forgot to pedal. He rubbed his fingers on the handlebars and an idea came to his mind.

"Stimulating the desire for mating, right? Then it seems that we need to add some exciting materials to the interstellar female insects to promote the awakening progress of the Yao Clan."

Thinking about this, Han Ling suddenly remembered the third novel that he had put on hold.

"Your Excellency, I was eaten up and wiped clean by the male next door."

It seems that this novel cannot be too simple, it must be explosive enough!

A sneer curled up at the corner of Han Ling's mouth, obviously he had entered the plot and introduced the character of the protagonist.

"System, I know how to write the third novel. Once this novel appears, it may be able to awaken hundreds of thousands of Yao people."

The system was silent after hearing this.

After a while, the system said:

[Host, do you need me to draw the cover first? Can you describe it? 】

Han Ling smacked his lips:

"Let's wait until Parson is rescued. I can't publish this book to my own account at the moment. When the time comes, I'll have to let Parson run it."

His account, if he continues to post things.

Then there is no way to hide the fact that he has a mastermind.

Because the male insects all know that only the mastermind can cross the protective wall of Avro and send messages to the star network on the other side.

Only friends can chat with no restrictions.

Parson is Han Ling's only trusted business partner.

Two days later.

The warm sunshine in the early morning filled the entire castle.

Han Ling woke up early, sat upright in front of a chair, stared at the scenery outside the window seriously, and conceived the outline of a new novel in his mind.

In front of the table is a large floor-to-ceiling window, where you can clearly see the castle garden.

The garden is cared for by dedicated personnel, and numerous precious flowers are planted there.

Han Ling used a picture scanner to check and found that there were tens of thousands of flowers in the entire garden. The lowest price was for 89 credits.

This is how it is introduced in the encyclopedia.

[This flower is favored and loved by male insects, so it is expensive. It is a must-have option for date gifts. Dedicating this flower to you will definitely arouse your male insect's desire to mate. 】

When he saw this encyclopedia introduction, Han Ling snorted coldly.

The managers of Avro Star are really good at it.

Monopolizing flowers, forcibly raising the value of goods, deifying the relationship between supply and demand, creating countless luxury goods, and thereby digesting and transferring countless credit points.

Han Ling didn't find these flowers attractive.

I don’t think the males like this flower either.

Most of the males of the Aphra stars are so poor that they are crazy.

In order to earn credits, they work day and night and do odd jobs such as cooking and cutting hair for others.

I'm afraid no one would believe these words.

As for the clothing, food, housing and transportation of the male insects, although they are all luxuries, how much is they worth after removing the added value of the luxuries?

Broken bottles, 10 credits each.

There are flowers all over the street, and the cost of planting them, plus transportation, is only 6 credits each.

The flowers worth 89 credits, probably 88.9994 credits, were turned into energy and weapons and transported to other places.

The person in charge of Avro Star has really done all kinds of bad things!

Males surrounded by luxury goods have always been poor people trapped in falsehood.

Han Ling stared at the garden, thinking endlessly.

Suddenly, his unfocused vision began to converge.

He saw a familiar figure walking into the garden from the main entrance.

It’s golden potato!

It's Bernese Mountain!

Han Ling stood up quickly, with a happy face, left the bedroom and walked outside.

One minute later.

Han Ling stood in the stands on the second floor and waved to Bern Mountain.

"Bourne Mountain, is there any news about Parson?"

Bernshan raised his head and nodded:

"There is news. My uncle said that at 1 o'clock this afternoon, you will meet with Parson online as a paralegal."

Han Ling nodded and then asked:

"What about the cooperation in holographic games? Has this news been released?"

Han Ling had a system and a mastermind in his hands. He knew clearly that this news was not circulating on the Star Network.

Flo Sr. didn't promote it.

When Bernshan heard this, he looked embarrassed:

“My uncle didn’t mention this to me, so it would be difficult to publicize it.

But tomorrow is the third day. In order to save the eldest brother's arms and legs, my uncle should be angry. "

When Han Ling heard what Bernshan said, the corner of his mouth twitched. Why did he suddenly feel that Bernshan and him were in the same group?

He waved to Bern Mountain:

"Come up, you can go back after I meet Parson."

After hearing this, Bernshan stepped onto the spiral staircase leading to the second floor without hesitation.