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Chapter 84: Poaching, being targeted, the team competition begins.
After adding friends, the mentor used Roderick's optical brain to immediately send a message.
[Rodrick]: Who are you?
The instructor's face was almost crooked with anger, and the two tentacles hidden in his hair stood up.
After a while, [Meeting is Fate] sent a message.
A selfie picture instantly occupied the screen of the optical brain.
In the photo, the male insect's clothes are lifted up and he is holding it in his mouth.
In the male's left hand, he holds a tail hook covered with black scales.
The slender and tight waist, the tail hook is hidden in the arc that attracts people's imagination.
The male insect's expression was very innocent, and his mysterious black eyes were shining, as if he was accusing why he was always blocked.
The male has short black hair, which is also a bit long, covering his ears. He looks very well-behaved.
The instructor was stunned for a long time when he saw this photo.
He was calm on the outside, but inside he was screaming like crazy.
"Ahhh! Male insect!"
"Ahhh! So cute! My head is full of Your Excellency!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Roderick usually eats so well? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
All the military females on the warships were also crazy.
Most of them have never seen a creature like a male insect since they were young.
Now when we meet suddenly, it's like turning on the scream switch.
——Ahhhh! Bug shit! It’s the real Mr. Insect!
——Scam? Is it a scam? I remember taking a fraud prevention class!
——Woo, why didn’t anyone come to lie to me?
——Damn Emperor Star! Bug shit! Are the Spade Clan so playful? Can you have male worms as an adult?
Countless voices of resentment and curses were heard.
Even James in the recruit lounge couldn't help but grab Roderick's collar.
"Rodrick, you deserve to die! Is this really Mr. Male Insect? Isn't this online name the liar that day?"
Rodrick pursed his lips, with an unpredictable smile on his face.
"Well, he is a real male. I didn't know that before. I thought he was a liar."
James suddenly recalled that when he first joined the army, Rodrick had many red marks on his body.
His jealous eyes turned red:
"Ah! You worm! Roderick! The marks on your body before?"
"Cough." Roderick clenched his right hand into a fist, put it to his mouth and coughed, admitting a little embarrassedly.
"Those traces were left by Mr. Han Ling."
"Ahhhh! Roderick! You deserve to die!"
Roderick pushed James away:
"It's too noisy. You've disturbed me. Let me see what the male insect has posted first."
In the chat box, all the females' attention was focused on that photo.
Only Roderick noticed the message from Han Ling.
【Still remember me? I thought you had forgotten about me, you are such a scumbag! Put on your pants and don’t recognize anyone! It's been a month and a half since I added you as a friend, and you just passed it! 】
Rodrick pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes in annoyance.
He has not forgotten His Excellency, never has.
He always remembered Mr. Han Ling, but he really didn't expect that he was the liar who transferred money to him in the auditorium.
and……
Roderick felt a little sour in his heart. Your Excellency, Han Ling, was seen by all the military females...
This photo was taken very skillfully.
It also has an undisclosed attraction.
There is also the appearance of a cute and cute male insect in the female insect's fantasy.
Rodrick felt sour in his heart.
After a few minutes.
The new instructor had enough of admiring the pictures and calmed down.
He coughed and continued reading the news.
After seeing Mr. Male Insect accusing him of not recognizing people after putting on his trousers and not responding to messages, the new instructor broke into a cold sweat.
He quickly replied using Roderick's account.
[Rodrick]: We are conducting a military exercise for new recruits. I am not Roderick. He will contact you after the event.
[Meeting is fate]: Is it true or false? Or are you too shy to admit it?
[Rodrick]: I am the leader of the new recruits. My name is Wharton Warne. I have the optical brain number 470GF*****. You can chat with me.
[Meeting is fate]: ...I'm sorry, I won't bother you anymore.
The new mentor Wharton couldn't help but sigh when he saw the news about Mr. Male Insect. It seemed that there was no hope of adding friends.
Then, he reluctantly closed the chat interface and reviewed the battle just now.
"We have returned to the last camp match. Next, let's take a look at the red team camp, Roderick's deployment..."
All the military girls on the warship booed when they saw on the huge light screen that the team leader was poaching the recruits in public.
——This Wharton is so boring that he even poaches?
——I am really speechless. What is the military rank of this man? Whose subordinate? So shameless!
——I found out that Wharton is a major general.
--cowardly! I'm not jealous at all, Mr. Male Insect will definitely not join him.
——I’m so jealous! Sir, please add me!
——What is your name? I'm broke, but I still want to go on a date with you!
——Take me one! I want to meet you too!
——I have saved your photo. I want to frame this photo as a screensaver!
On every battleship, the military females were discussing lively.
Now, their heads can no longer hold the replay of the battle, and all they can think about is the male insect just now.
Recruit lounge.
Roderick sat back on his seat, crossed his arms, and listened to the instructor's comments with a disdainful expression.
"This Wharton doesn't understand war at all, does he? My decision was carefully considered and will never fail. How could it be based on impulse?"
Next to him, the orange-red-haired James looked at him speechlessly, and couldn't help but complain:
"Brother, just now you were praising the instructor's comments for being reasonable."
"Hmph." Roderick said disdainfully: "The human-stealing male worm is a mortal enemy. Can he spit out ivory from his dog's mouth?"
The battle review took an hour.
An hour later, the venue and teams were ready for the team competition.
In the double team competition, all recruits are divided into teams of two to fight.
The two piloted a mecha together.
Whichever team can fight to the end will be the newbie king.
Wen has no first, Wu has no second.
Except for the King of Soldiers, any second or third place will not count, will not be selected, and will not have a title.
At this time, broadcasts began on all major warships.
[The team competition, the selection of the King of Soldiers, is about to begin. All new recruits please come in. 】
Recruit lounge.
When Roderick heard the announcement, he immediately stood up and couldn't help playing with the mecha buttons in his hands.
"Let's go, the King of Soldiers Tournament has begun."
James also stood up. He scratched his short orange-red hair anxiously and muttered:
"What is the King of Soldiers? I think you are the King of Forces! You are so good at pretending! We will definitely be targeted!"
After the incident just now, Rodrick has really become famous.
He was targeted not because of his identity as a Spade clan member, but because of the male insect just now.
When Rodrick heard this, he twisted his neck:
"I must get this King of Soldiers, so what if I'm targeted?"
He straightened his clothes, opened the door to the lounge, and walked out.
He also wants to get the title of King of War and claim credit from you.
As soon as Roderick stepped out of the door, he noticed countless pairs of eyes turning towards him.
The females coming out of the rest room around him all stared at him with vicious eyes.
"Rodrick, just wait, I'll fuck you first!"
Before Roderick could speak, James walked out of the lounge with his hands in his pockets. He raised his head and sneered:
"You look dissatisfied and angry. I'll have you stabbed soon."
In an instant, the corridor in the lounge was filled with anger.
Roderick grimaced, took the lead in crossing the crowd, and walked forward: "Let's go, let's use force to speak on the battlefield."
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