Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

That night.

As usual, Avery logged into the game before going to bed and watched "Go!" The small card plot of "The Top Male Insect".

After his face turned yellow after looking at it, he reluctantly put down the light and fell asleep quickly.

Avery has been sleeping well.

Every time you close and open your eyes, it's dawn.

But after falling asleep this time, in a daze, a glimmer of light appeared in Avery's dark vision.

This beam of light gradually expanded and illuminated the darkness.

Avery rubbed his stinging eyes and looked up around him.

"Huh? Why did I get to the locker room?" Avery was a little confused.

There is a row of wardrobes in the small locker room, which contains countless sets of military uniforms. Every time they kill the alien beasts, they have to put the clothes in the locker room and let the robots disinfect and clean them.

There is also a long brown leather chair in the center of the dressing room.

Avery was at the door now.

He walked to the cabinet curiously and looked at each one.

The originally fuzzy cabinet gradually became closer to its real appearance under his gaze.

The names of their entire team are also posted on the cabinet.

Avery looked down at his clothes.

The black uniforms of the Fifth Guards Corps were covered with dried blood.

He quickly took off his clothes, hung them on a hanger, and planned to put them in the cabinet to wait for disinfection and cleaning.

But the moment he opened his closet, he was stunned.

Why are there still bugs hiding in the closet?

Avery's eyes widened and he looked at the opponent's height. He was about 1 meters. He was so short. He couldn't be a male insect, right?

As if to confirm something, Avery looked at the Zerg's face.

"Pfft!" Avery only glanced at it and couldn't help but cover his mouth.

What a cute face! He looks a bit baby-faced, like a paper man in a game!

At this moment, the Zerg, who seemed to be a male insect, spoke.

"Ahem, can I go out? Although the closet is very spacious." The soft voice was slightly nasal.

Avery picked his ears and asked in surprise: "Are you a female or a sub-female?"

"Er...neither."

As soon as he finished speaking, Avery was frightened by the result. He took a few steps back and fell on the bench in the locker room.

"You, you, you! You are Lord Male Insect!"

Avery pointed nervously at the Zerg opposite, stammering in fear.

The man tilted his head: "Well, you can also say that I am indeed a male."

Avery was about to say something when suddenly, there was the sound of unlocking at the door.

"Drip."

The sensor door of the locker room opened in response.

Avery had no time to think and quickly closed the cabinet door.

At the door, Bart walked into the locker room with a dull and numb expression.

Avery said hello nervously:

"Captain, come and change your clothes too."

Bart didn't answer. He seemed to be immersed in his own world.

Bart took out an easel from nowhere, took out a box of paints, and began to concentrate on painting in the dressing room.

Avery swallowed, a little at a loss.

The sudden appearance of Mr. Male Insect and the captain immersed in creation are too weird.

But the scarier thing is yet to come.

After a while.

Avery suddenly discovered that there were hands walking around in his clothes.

He grabbed the hands in horror and turned around to look back. It turned out to be Mr. Male Insect, lifting up the hem of his clothes from behind!

Avery's hair was about to explode. He glanced at the captain nervously and asked in a breathy voice:

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, what are you doing? Why did you come out of the closet?"

Avery's mind was in turmoil now.

He subconsciously puffed up his chest, stood up straight, and blocked the male insect behind him.

He didn't want the captain to see the male insect, because it was the male insect he picked up.

A soft nasal voice came from my ears:

"Who is this person? Why does he appear in your dream? Let him disappear quickly, otherwise... you like this kind of time... to be watched?"

Avery's brain was a little short-circuited: "Huh?"

Before he could ask any more questions, Avery quickly immersed himself in those hands.

There is a saying that the flower path has never been swept by visitors, and the gate is now opened for you.

Avery soon experienced it for the first time in his life.

Still behind the captain.

He looked forward nervously, breathing very lightly, for fear that the captain would suddenly turn around.

Not a moment.

Avery suddenly realized a problem and asked in a low voice:

"Your Excellency, where is your tailhook?"

Avery was now in a state of embarrassment, as if he had been trampled by a giant elephant ten thousand times. His hair was wet with sweat from his forehead, and his thin muscles were also covered with a layer of sweat.

"Uh... you want a tail hook? I can give it to you maybe half a year later." The male behind him was stunned and replied.

Hearing this, Avery's eyes turned red and he suddenly shouted angrily:

"It turns out you are a scumbag! You don't even want to let me see your tail hook!"

The Yao man behind him twitched his mouth and couldn't help but bite Avery on the back:

"I'm not a scumbag! You are a scumbag! Who in the dream brings his own light bulb!

Who is that fool who only knows how to draw? Why does he appear in your dream? "

These words were like thunder, ringing in Avery's ears.

He murmured:

"Dream? In a dream? Is this a dream?"

"Crack! Kick!"

The sound of the mirror breaking sounded, and with Avery as the center, the entire locker room quickly disintegrated and shattered.

The Yao clan man behind him shouted unwillingly:

“When I ask about that idiot who painted, you are mentally unstable, how dare you call me a scumbag?

You woke me up and you are responsible for me! I will definitely be back! "

When darkness falls again.

Avery opened his eyes.

He looked around and saw no locker room.

There is no captain.

There is no such thing as a male insect, Your Excellency.

He really just had a dream.

It’s just that this dream is so real that it’s still vivid in my mind even now.

Avery stood up in disbelief, put on his pajamas, and opened all the cabinet doors in the room.

No one is empty.

There is no male insect hidden inside.

"Damn it, why am I dreaming too? Could it be that I was infected by the captain?"

Avery patted his cheek, his eyes full of confusion and confusion.

Until now, he could still recall the appearance of Mr. Male Insect.

It was a face he had never seen in real life.

Black hair, black eyes, very special.

It was just dawn.

Avery freshened up a little and immediately rushed to the training ground for morning practice.

He had been a little absent-minded all day.

When he was resting, he didn't even look at the computer. He just counted on his fingers and recalled the events in his dreams, looking for clues.

So, after this day.

Within the team, a new group chat was quietly established.

The group chat is called [Heroes who saved Captain Bart and Avery]

Discussions in the group were heated, and everyone was speculating whether the captain's mental illness was contagious.

Even Avery fell for it.