Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

As soon as he saw the video cover, Bart looked a little excited.

His eyes widened, and he couldn't help but use his fingers to loosen the pheromone suppression ring around his neck.

"The number of people is not right, haha. There are three female insects and one male insect. Could it be that the author has unlocked a new posture?"

Bart's head is now full of scraps.

Although there are no real insects in the short video, there are only two-dimensional paper figures.

However, under the influence of the game, he also quite likes the paper figures.

Bart quietly turned around, distanced himself from his teammates, and turned on the single-player viewing mode.

At the beginning of the video, there was no sound, only a base made of silver-white steel appeared.

The rusty walls are full of traces of re-welding.

Metal plates with varying degrees of rust and some oil stains.

Several crooked mechas and half-finished aircraft shells were scattered on the ground.

There were many mocking voices on the video barrage.

——Which base is this? Can’t you even afford S76 steel?

——The welding techniques are not professional, and the rusted metal plates should have been eliminated long ago.

——Broken mechas, tattered aircraft, why not draw the base of our Third Protection Corps?

Like the comments on the barrage, Bart also thought so, his eyes full of criticism.

Suddenly, a voice came from the video.

"Sir, can you teach me how to sing that song?"

"Okay."

"Then I want to learn too."

"I also want."

The camera moves forward, and after passing countless metal garbage, the four protagonists who are the same as those on the video cover appear on the screen.

Mr. Male Insect sat on a low and worn sofa.

Three female insects are sitting cross-legged on the dirty carpet, as tall as you.

Lord Male Insect hummed a tune, and his clear voice came out:

"I would like to become the angel you love in the fairy tale."

The three female insects imitated the song and sang along, but they all had the attribute of being tone-deaf. As they sang, they burst out laughing, swaying with laughter.

But Mr. Male Insect on the sofa still nodded and encouraged:

"Nice job, keep going."

Self-deprecation is a way to resolve embarrassment. With your encouragement, they gradually stopped being embarrassed and became serious.

"I forgot how long it has been since I heard..."

A deep and rough voice came out, accompanied by a change in the scene.

The invasion of alien beasts that Han Ling personally experienced was turned into animation and truly displayed.

In order to protect the safety of the male worm, the three female worms clearly saw the Whisperer in the seventh-level beast tide, but they still chose to go out and fight their way out.

When they knew there was no chance of survival, they did not escape, but returned to the base, hoping to protect you from death.

Seeing the open fifth storage room, they asked nothing.

When they saw the alien beast following them, they jumped down without hesitation without the ability to fly.

The moment they fell into the herd of alien beasts, their bodies were covered in metallic threads, which then melted into a pool of liquid.

Then, the butterfly's sharp wings emerged from the cocoon.

"I want to become the angel you love in the fairy tale..."

By the time the song ended, Bart was crying like a fool.

He heard his ears grow quiet again.

"Sir, do I sing well?"

"It sounds good."

"Sir, do I sing better than him?"

"Fart, I'm the best singer!"

The video ends with the sound of slapstick.

Han Lingduo hoped that this was just a song and that they were still living in the base. Maybe they would leave fifty years later and transform into butterflies without any regrets.

Bart seemed to feel this emotion. He cried loudly, and the tears blurred his eyes as if they were free of money.

Although he suppressed his crying, his rough voice sounded like a butchered pig, which still attracted the attention of Avery behind him.

Avery quickly put away his optical brain, walked over curiously, and patted Bart on the shoulder.

"Captain, why are you crying? Is it because I ignored you just now?"

Bart grinned, crying and cursing:

"Bug shit! Did you hear what I just said?"

Avery looked troubled: "Captain, you have to understand me. I'm watching the plot. I don't have time to answer your questions."

Bart gave Avery his optical brain:

"See for yourself, don't ask me, I don't want to talk to you at all now!"

Bart then hid further away and continued to cry.

This time there was a bit of personal emotion in the cry.

He didn't even have the comfort of Mr. Male Worm, and his 400 million credit points were in vain. Compared with the three caterpillars, he was in a different state of misery.

behind him.

Avery snickered at the captain and clicked on the video curiously.

Four minutes later.

The two strong men hugged each other and cried.

Bart shouted:

"I'm so miserable! No one likes me, and you hate me when we first meet!"

Avery cried louder when he heard this:

"It's even worse for me. In all my life, I have never seen Mr. Male Insect before!"

On the day the video was released, many tough female insects shed their first tears.

Many females watched the video over and over again.

Venting out the emotions that have been suppressed for decades.

The video quickly became popular on StarNet.

Ushered in a large-scale discussion on the Star Network.

——Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Young Master, I was just in "Chong!" In the game "The Top Male Insect", I drew the first UR card, exited the game happily, and then saw this new video, woo woo woo, I stabbed my head, and I cried because of the knife!

——I finally caught up with the holiday and was just getting ready to go out. But I watched this video repeatedly all afternoon and cried all afternoon. My eyes were swollen as big as walnuts. Why didn’t anyone tell me that my eyes swell when I cry? I don't want to go out.

——Woooooo, I have learned this song, and I can sing better than those three caterpillars, but there is no male caterpillar to encourage me!

Because the protagonist of the video is a caterpillar, it quickly attracted the attention of this group of people.

Because caterpillars are destined to die, most of them leave school after only six years of education.

Their lives are short, and most caterpillars are doomed to accomplish nothing in such a short time.

They don't want to waste their short lives working part-time, because even if they use up their lives and accumulate credits, they won't be able to apply for a date with a male insect.

Most caterpillars choose to live on borrowed money, waiting to die at any time and turn into a pool of nutrients.

As for the arrears, the newly born Butterfly Clan can be held accountable, and it can also relieve their anger.

A small number of caterpillars wanted to make the butterfly tribe pay more and embarked on the path of crime, just like Mingzhe and the others.

After watching this video, many caterpillars wrote their own stories below the video.

——In the interstellar world, there are always people who want to play the bad guy, and we who are destined to die are born bad. I am a caterpillar, just like the three in the video. Regarding the problem with the video barrage, let me explain it.

The reason why the base is dilapidated is because those steel plates were really picked up and scrapped materials from the major legions.

The assembly of aircraft and mechas is unprofessional because we haven’t learned that much.

The reason why the base is shabby and dirty is because our lives are short and we don’t want to waste our time cleaning, unless we are mysophobic.

I know that many caterpillars, like me, have embarked on the path of crime in order to take revenge on the butterfly clan.

But I still want to say that I will not take on the task of killing insects again.

Thanks to the author for letting me know that the death of a caterpillar is also felt by some people, and they revere both death and life.

I hope I can save enough credits before I die in exchange for a chance to date the male worm.

I also want to find someone to protect me.

In this way, my death may be more meaningful.