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Chapter 66: Being frightened, a big bucket, and becoming a white-eyed wolf

Facing Han Ling's question, the marshal shook his head and smiled bitterly:

"Before I answer this question, let me tell you a story."

Han Ling nodded cautiously.

Know it with emotion, move it with reason.

Generally, before making excessive demands, many people will tell a story first to lower the target's alertness and make things easier to achieve.

Han Ling is a novelist and has written a lot of villains who take advantage of others by force.

He naturally knows this method.

However, what the marshal said still shocked him.

The marshal's first words were a big bomb.

"The Second War Legion, there has been no new Zerg for a hundred years."

Han Ling's eyelids twitched heavily, he was surprised and continued to listen.

The marshal tapped the metal bite stopper on his face and said with a smile:

“We all wear this thing, do you know why?

Because everyone in the legion is on the verge of collapse.

Once a military female loses control, it will cause countless casualties.

We have been wearing this bite stopper for nearly a hundred years. "

When Han Ling heard this, he frowned and asked:

"Can I ask what your race is?"

There are so many Zerg species that it is impossible to tell the species based only on the tentacles on their heads.

"We are the Elytra."

Elytra?

Han Ling was not an entomologist, but when he heard this word, he was still shocked. He only thought of one kind of insect, and that was the cryptid!

That kind of poisonous insect will bring up a large swath of blistered cryptid when it crawls over the skin even slightly!

No wonder it has lightning-shaped wings!

Han Linghan's hair stood on end. He touched his neck and recalled that the white-haired female insect that brought him back just now shouldn't have touched his skin, right?

Once this kind of bug fights among themselves, I'm afraid it will really kill a lot of people.

No wonder it’s the War Legion.

Han Ling couldn't help but ask:

"Is it possible that no larvae are born because no male worm is willing to spend the hot period with you?"

The marshal laughed loudly when he heard this:

"How is it possible? The toxins of Cryptoptera are ineffective against male insects.

No insect cubs were born because the female insects of the Second War Legion were prohibited from submitting dating applications on the planet Aphro.

Even applying for male pheromone liquid to reproduce alone is prohibited. "

"Why?" Han Ling couldn't help but ask.

"Because we did not bow to Aphra Star and did not choose to surrender."

The marshal turned on the optical brain and enlarged the holographic screen. A long price list appeared on the screen.

“All major legions must surrender to the Aphra Star before they have the right to apply for a date.

Didn't you have any doubts before?

Why is the currency in circulation in the interstellar world, credit points?

But among the major legions, they use contribution points to trade? "

Han Ling shook his head. He really hadn't thought about it before.

Because people in the interstellar world have long regarded this exchange as common sense.

The marshal explained:

“Because of currency exchange, huge wealth can be hidden.

There are approximately 80 million Zerg in each legion.

These military females can be found in every corner of the universe, hunting interstellar beasts and looking for energy mines.

The Legion's annual revenue is one hundred billion.

However, the rules of Apolo Star are that if you want to date Mr. Male Insect, you must hand over half of the legion's revenue.

To cover up this transaction, contribution points were created.

Contribution points circulate within the legion as a separate system, masking financial issues.

The annual financial expenditure of Afrosing is never disclosed to the outside world, fearing that it will cause serious trouble. "

After hearing the marshal's words, Han Ling's heart beat loudly. He vaguely realized that there was a huge conspiracy hidden in it.

Previously, the Male Insect Protection Association wanted to embezzle all the assets of his game as soon as he opened his mouth.

He thought this appetite was big enough, but he didn't expect to dare to accept half of the legion's funds.

This much money is enough to support countless private armies.

Even enough to support another Zerg race in the universe.

He thought of the dragon in the fairy tale.

It is said in the world that dragons like golden coins and shining gems.

But what is the use of these things if the dragon wants them? The dragon doesn't know how to buy things and doesn't wear jewelry.

Could it be that they were collected to fight the Great Depression?

There is only one truth that can explain this matter.

That is, the "dragon-slaying" warriors must explain clearly the source of their wealth, so they fabricated the lie that dragons like to hoard gold coins.

Afrostar does not need credits, just like a dragon does not need gold coins.

The marshal saw Han Ling's expressionless face and continued:

"Your Excellency, the Second Legion is now on the verge of annihilation. We implore you to leave the male pheromones behind.

From now on, the Second Legion will all be your descendants! "

One sentence brought Han Ling back to reality.

He was shocked.

what?

Are they all his children?

He waved his hands hurriedly and said:

"No, no, no, I'm not very good at it!"

The marshal took out a large bucket half as tall as a man from behind his cloak.

"Sir, just fill this bucket!"

Han Ling was so frightened that his hair almost stood on end.

"Ah ah, that's not good, is it? I'm not ready yet!"

The two fought for several minutes.

It wasn't until the marshal's light brain rang that Han Ling was let go.

The marshal connected the optical brain, and there was a roar immediately:

"Walter! What did you do to Your Excellency!"

The marshal shrugged:

"I haven't done anything yet. Your call was too unfortunate, interrupting what I was about to do."

The roar continued:

"Walter! I'm warning you again, don't do anything illegal!"

The marshal's expression remained unchanged:

"Oh? Really? Then how do you plan to punish me?"

The person opposite looked livid. After a while, he gritted his teeth and said:

"Bring your Excellency back safely without losing a single hair. I will give you 10 sperm."

The marshal shook his head:

"One million, don't think I don't know the importance of double black."

"You!" The person on the other side was going crazy and started to go over old scores like crazy: "You have been very restless recently. Last time you went straight to the Aphra star for that wormy novel, I have already given you a wide berth. Come on! Don't push yourself too far!"

The marshal ignored him and did not give in at all: "One million."

"Half a million!"

"one million."

"Eight hundred thousand! No more!"

"make a deal."

The marshal showed a satisfied look on his face. He turned his head aside and said with a smile:

"Let me show you, Mr. Shuanghei. Remember to prepare 800,000 yuan before we arrive."

Han Ling's dull, silly face appeared on the light screen.

Seeing that Your Excellency was neatly dressed, the person opposite him breathed a sigh of relief and hung up the communication without wanting to say a word.

The marshal took back the optical brain with satisfaction and picked up the big bucket on the ground.

"Your Excellency, nothing's wrong. You can have a good rest and I won't disturb you."

Only then did Han Ling realize that he had been teased. He had just been deliberately teasing him, and he was talking about filling a big bucket...

However, there was one thing he wanted to confirm again.

"Marshal Walter, what is the name of the novel that the man just mentioned?"

"Are you also interested? Since you asked, I'll recommend it to you. It's quite good. It's called "The Innocent Landlord Hits the Tenant."

The boys in the legion loved watching it. But then it was banned by Aphra Star. I just went to Avro Star to find an explanation. "

Han Ling's face was complicated.

His novel was banned twice, but was inexplicably restored.

This novel can be regarded as his first pot of gold, opening up his way to make money.

Based on this calculation, the novel can be unblocked thanks to the Second War Legion.

As the door of the treasure house was closed again.

He was the only one left in the quiet space.

Han Ling sat on the ground, feeling a little regretful.

He just stole so many energy blocks, was he repaying kindness with evil?

He has turned into a white-eyed wolf!

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