Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Rodrick raised his head, chewed on his cigarette, and puffed out a puff of mist.

Behind the white mist, in his eyes, the ridiculously beautiful female looked more like a male insect.

Roderick's Adam's apple rolling:

"I'll live here for a month, how about you?"

Han Ling has been somewhat sensitive to pheromones recently. He noticed that the silver-haired military female in front of him, Roderick, seemed to need some relief. The pheromones emitted by Roderick were so strong that they filled the entire room. The smell was like strong liquor. , in addition to the aroma of wine, it also exudes the simple aroma of grain.

This smell reminded Han Ling of Maotai on Blue Star and burning knives.

He swallowed. After traveling through time, he hadn't eaten staple food carbohydrates for a month. He really wanted to eat rice and sorghum rice.

Being watched by a military female was too dangerous for Han Ling.

His weak body couldn't even beat a hair on his body.

Han Ling lowered his head and played with the optical brain, squatting farthest from Roderick.

"I'll stay for a week."

Roderick squinted his eyes and looked at Han Ling, with an unclear meaning in his eyes:

"Are all Asian girls like you? Personality, body, face."

Roderick comes from the capital star [Oriz] and is the prince of the Zerg royal family.

He has seen a lot of rare male insects, but he has never come into contact with sub-females.

There has never been a female figure in his life.

Han Ling is opening the author's column and calling for readers' comments.

He said without raising his head:

"Of course, what's wrong?"

Rodrick stood up and walked to Han Ling.

He knelt down, hugged Han Ling completely, and then sniffed Han Ling's neck.

"Well, there is no pheromone rejection reaction. The Asian female looks like a soft egg. How come I haven't heard of a female insect playing with her?"

The interstellar Zerg race is naturally unable to deal with same-sex pheromones.

Female worms and female worms can be friends or dead brothers, but they cannot be partners.

Because of the genetic setting, they are very disgusted with the pheromones of the same sex.

Roderick did not feel bored by the female in front of him.

Even though he was so close, he still didn't feel repulsed.

Han Ling's hand holding the optical brain shook and he quickly pushed the military female in front of him away.

"Holy shit! Brother, your pheromones are intoxicating me!" After Han Ling said this, he pretended to retch a few times.

"Oh, sorry."

Roderick was easily pushed to the ground. He put his hands behind his back and stared at the female in front of him playfully.

"Let me guess what your genetic level is? Level F?"

The force of pushing him away just now was like scratching an itch.

Han Ling seemed to be irritated and said angrily:

"You should go to the special cinema in Central City, watch special films, and let the machine collect your excess pheromones!"

"Don't be angry, relax brother, we are all female insects." Rodrick stood up and returned to his corner.

Roderick escaped, and once he entered the city, he might be discovered by the royal family.

He didn't want to be exposed so soon.

As for why he ran away?

Because his father wanted to force him to date a male insect.

It's not that he doesn't want the male worms, God knows, he longs for the male worms so much that he goes crazy.

But he had just graduated from the military academy and had no military merit, so he couldn't afford the contribution points for dating a male insect.

If he is dating a male insect at this time, he may not be able to hold his head high in the interstellar army for the rest of his life.

Moreover, Mr. Male Insect will also be humiliated by dating him.

Zerg has clear regulations:

“As an interstellar citizen, every bug can enjoy freedom, but they must also contribute their own strength.

Females can woo any male and submit a date request.

The male has the right to refuse a date, but he must go on a date at least once a month.

Each year, the male must have sex with the dating female more than once. "

Roderick didn't want to be arranged, nor did he want the male insect to be scolded.

He wanted to rely on his own strength to meet the male insect he liked.

Rather than relying on identity background.

So he ran away.

As long as he hides in a remote galaxy for a month and waits for the time to enlist, he can directly join the Exploration Corps, the First Army.

After he returns from joining the army, he will use a large number of contribution points to personally select the males he likes and apply for a date with them.

Inside the small hotel.

Roderick kept looking at the Asian female Han Ling in the room.

He didn't know what was going on, but he kept feeling itchy in his heart, as if something was scratching him.

No matter whether he was lying down or sitting, he could not relieve the itching. It seemed that he could only relieve it by looking at Han Ling.

Although Roderick's pheromone concentration was too high, it was not enough to cause him to lose his mind.

Once he gets into First Army, he'll deal with his pheromone problem.

But now, he can't wait any longer.

Roderick cleared his throat.

"I said, Asian female Han Ling, how about making a deal?"

Han Ling's nerves that had just relaxed immediately became tense.

He frowned and asked, "What deal?"

Rodrick chuckled, raised his silver head, and raised his chin toward the bathroom:

"Let's take a shower together and I'll pay for your room for a month."

Roderick had observed Han Ling. This female was low in strength and should be very poor.

He just saw Han Ling squatting next to the trash can picking up trash.

The energy supplement Han Ling picked up was the one he threw away.

Although Roderick had no credits, he brought a lot of things with him when he set off from Capital Star.

Things like energy supplements are no different from credits, they are both hard currency.

He could help Han Ling pay one month's rent by just taking out a few bottles of energy supplements.

He has never seen Yafei before. Today, he wanted to take a closer look to see if Yafei is the same as him.

"Mad! Psycho!" Han Ling gritted his teeth, his eyes full of anger: "Don't harass me again! Otherwise, I will immediately call the Garbage Star garrison to judge you!"

As soon as Roderick heard this, he knew that there was no need to discuss. He turned around and stopped looking at Han Ling:

"Okay, okay, alas! Curiosity cannot be satisfied, painful."

Han Ling, who was strong on the outside and had sex on the inside, finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the female insect with her back turned to him.

At this time, a mechanical sound came from my mind:

[Host, please rest assured, don’t be nervous, the confidential security system will keep you safe at all times. 】

After hearing what the system said, Han Ling was a little curious:

"How can you keep me safe?"

[The system will choose the optimal solution to eliminate all difficulties for the host and keep you safe. The best solution to deal with the female insect in front of you is to show your tail hook. 】

Han Ling's mouth twitched:

"If you want to wake up, I'll have it a long time ago. Are you feeling seriously ill?"

Revealing his tail hook, he was greeted by endless troubles.

He discovered that this system was not artificial intelligence at all, it was artificial retardation!

[Host, please rest assured. After system calculations, after you reveal your tail hook, there will only be two consequences. 】

"Which two?"

[The first consequence: mating with the female insect in front of you. Probability 50%. 】

[The second consequence: Mating with the female in front of you, being discovered by other females, multiple people joining, the probability is 50%]

"roll!"

Pure Love 1V1 God of War Han Ling cursed angrily, "Listen to artificial retarded words, people are mentally retarded."

After scolding the system, Han Ling turned his attention to the optical brain again.

He clicked into the comment area of ​​his article and read the comments.