Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Through systematic explanation, Han Ling learned common sense about abandoned planets.

He found the planet auction website, selected it, and soon found a suitable abandoned planet.

It's a junk star and doesn't live up to the rating standards.

All resources have been exhausted, leaving only 700 years of life left.

But this planet looks a lot like Blue Star, with the ratio of ocean to land being 7:3.

From the photos taken from the universe, the blue planet looks like a teardrop in the dark universe.

Moreover, this planet only requires 25 billion credits.

Han Ling has a deposit of 27.6 billion, which can be fully covered.

The remaining 2.6 million credit points are enough to pay employees.

After choosing this planet, Han Ling clicked Pay without hesitation and purchased it in full.

[Deduction of account funds: credit points. 】

In order to reduce the risk of the male's identity being exposed, Han Ling filled in Parson's optical brain number as the contact person when purchasing the planet.

So, Parson, who was in a meeting, received a call from the optical brain.

At this time, Parson is brainwashing his employees, asking them to choose the cheapest remote haunted house as an office building and learn to enjoy nature.

When he saw the call request popping up from the optical brain, he refused without thinking.

But the call seemed urgent. As soon as Parson hung up, the call continued again.

Parson frowned slightly.

Just as he was about to hang up, he saw the message from Han Ling.

Chairman Han Ling: [I can pick it up. It’s a surprise for the employees. I’ve already chosen the office location. 】

When Parson saw this message, although he had doubts, he still chose to connect to the optical brain call.

In order to express his sincerity, Parson also turned the call volume to the maximum so that Chairman Han Ling could hear clearly through the conference room.

On the other side of the light brain, a young female insect wearing a well-dressed suit appeared.

The female smiled and said hello:

"Hello, Mr. Parson, the planet you ordered on the planet auction website just now has been packaged.

The construction waste has been removed, leaving the most original beauty.

I have sent information about this planet to your optical brain mailbox, which contains the coordinates of the planet's location.

Can you add me as a friend? If you have any questions in the future, you can contact me. "

Parson was startled when he heard the female insect's words.

ah? The boss bought the planet?

Although Parson was surprised, he didn't show it on his face.

He pretended to be steady and nodded:

"Okay, add your friends first. I'll contact you later. I'm in a meeting."

Parson showed the magnanimity of a president and after closing the call, he smiled and announced to his employees:

“Just now, the chairman heard that everyone wanted to be close to nature, so he purchased a planet to serve as our office area.

Please let us express our gratitude to the chairman with warm applause! "

Thunderous applause erupted in the conference room.

The employees were stunned and stunned during this meeting, almost numb from shock.

As initial employees, they have accompanied the company all the way and witnessed the rapid rise of the company with their own eyes.

They admire Chairman Han Ling from the bottom of their hearts.

Han Ling's heart was bleeding, but he still replied in the comment area:

[I hope everyone will like this kind of office area. Working on a new planet is also a challenge for everyone, because the way home is very inconvenient. But the planet is big. If your family misses you, you can let them come to our planet for vacation. 】

It’s scary to think that there are only more than 300 employees on one planet.

Han Ling has no intention of living on this planet.

Otherwise, once the male's identity is discovered, he won't be able to escape.

Han Ling's words were met with another burst of applause.

The employees sighed.

——The chairman is so nice, he thinks so much about us!

——I am cared about, and I think I might get a promotion and a salary increase.

--Hahaha! A whole planet! So fun!

——Is it very far away? It feels okay.

——Already told my father, hahaha, he really wants to come on vacation and go swimming. I'll reserve a spot first.

——My father is still serving in the First Exploration Corps, and he may take a look at me when he passes by.

——I hope that the office planet will be farther away from the Capital Star. My father is serving on the planet and it is very inconvenient every time he comes to the Capital Star.

What Han Ling cared about happened to be what the interstellar Zerg didn't care about the least.

In StarCraft, family relationships are very simple, with the female raising her young alone.

If you don’t have time to raise the insect cubs, you can also send them to a cub breeding center.

Han Ling's employees are all recent college graduates and are young.

Their female father was in his prime, still working hard, and didn't care about distance at all.

Han Ling felt a little relieved after seeing the employee's words.

It would be nice if everyone could enjoy this feeling of loneliness.

This meeting lasted for nearly three hours.

After the meeting, everyone quickly dispersed and exited the conference room.

Han Ling stopped Parson alone and prepared to give him a heads up.

Han Ling asked:

"Those big companies are planning to develop love games, what do you think?"

Parson was a little nervous when facing Han Ling alone. He replied:

“If a love game wants to be popular, the essence and difficulty is the plot.

I think the game plots of big companies are definitely not as attractive as those written by you, Chairman. "

Parson learned to flatter, which Han Ling did not expect. He wrote:

“You are right, in a love development game, plot is the key to retaining users.

The sexual tension of the protagonist is very important.

But don’t forget that updating the plot and adding costumes can only retain old users.

How to grow new users is the key.

A steady stream of new users is the secret to the evergreen game. "

After reading this passage, Parson humbly asked for advice:

"Chairman please tell me."

Han Ling typed a line:

“Bacterial fission, you should know that every single isolated bacterium can continue to grow and spread.

How to make users grow fissively, I will give you a plan, you try to do it. "

Immediately afterwards, Parson received a picture.

In the picture, there is an unknown flower.

The flowers are a gorgeous bright red.

There are sharp thorns on the green stems.

Parson looked at the chat area in confusion.

The territory of the interstellar Zerg is so large that there are tens of millions of species of plants. Parson does not recognize this flower.

Fortunately, Han Ling has already given an explanation.

"This flower is called [rose], and the flower language represents love.

What is love?

Let me explain it to you.

Because I watered this rose, protected it from the rain on rainy days, and arrived at the garden on time at four o'clock every day.

It's important to me because I waste so much time on it.

Even though there are many roses in the rose garden, this one is better than all.

Love is the responsibility that comes with establishing an emotional connection. "

When Parson heard this, his head buzzed, and he suddenly had an epiphany.

An indescribable emotion enveloped him.

Han Ling didn't notice Parson's expression and continued:

“If you want to recruit new people, you need a two-pronged approach.

1. Increase user stickiness, invite friends to send gifts, increase fission growth, and allow new users to establish emotional connections with the game.

2. Continuously refresh the sense of presence and place a large number of advertisements. Even if you don't play games, you will still think of "The Top Lord" when you see the love game in the future. "

After Han Ling finished speaking, he sent a program package to Parson.

This package is an animation he just asked the system to draw. He wrote:

"This is a new item after the open beta of the game, the Rose Knight's Cane. You need to invite 20 friends to get it.

Users holding a cane can perform special actions when interacting with the male insect.

Such as princess hugs, hand kisses, etc.

Make sure that this cane is special.

As for advertising, I will give you 1 million funds to operate it, so that the game will be tightly bound to our company and we will become famous together! "

The diamond is forever, and one is forever.

This advertising slogan made diamonds symbolize unchanging love and deceived the world for hundreds of years.

Every newlywed couple must buy a diamond ring to quickly increase the value of the diamond mine.

Now, Han Ling wants to repeat this operation and create the lie that roses symbolize love.

He wants all gamers to know what love is.

what is love? If you love him, spend money on him and waste time on him.

Without spending money or giving, how can the paper man love you?

Han Ling laughed loudly and lay back on the office chair.

Killing two birds with one stone is outdated, he wants to kill three eagles with one stone.

The concept of holding out a rose can not only refresh the game's sense of presence, but also increase user fission and guide players to make money.

You already have the Rosenkavalier cane, why not buy a matching dress?

There are six game characters, each wearing a dress, which costs 3688 credits.

It doesn't matter if you don't have money to buy a child, childhood and surprises are the only things you can encounter in life.

The regret of not having clothes will follow them as they grow up.

When they have the ability, they will be the craziest consumers.