Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

"After I draw these tickets, I will report you to death!" Ulysses scolded, suppressing his anger and drawing out the remaining two hundred tickets.

When there were only 10 coupons left, Ulysses wanted to quickly skip the special effects display and go directly to the results.

But he suddenly discovered that the special effects could not be turned off this time.

The special effects cannot be turned off, usually because a new card has been drawn.

Ulysses saw this scene and sneered:

"You idiot Game, don't think that I can let you go if you give me a little sweetness! I'll ask the three masterminds to check you out, you idiot Game!"

He said this, but he still looked at the light screen expectantly.

The colorful lights lit up, and Ulysses' eyes were somewhat satisfied. It was indeed an SSR card, and the special effects were so good!

The next second, the special effect of fireworks taking off and exploding appeared on the entire light screen, and countless colored bars fell.

[Server-wide announcement: Congratulations to player Yuri for getting the only hidden card in the entire interstellar in the test server, the ur card, Dinner at the Runaway Castle. 】

At this moment, all online players on the server were alarmed.

What? Are there any hidden cards? What does it look like?

Ulysses was also frightened by this server-wide announcement. Can the game still be played like this?

He quickly looked at the light screen.

When the special effects dissipated, a unique card was revealed.

The moment he saw the card clearly, Ulysses was so excited that he trembled all over.

The five top males are all on the card!

In the dark and luxurious castle, the protagonist Yuli Malphite sat on the main seat in disheveled clothes, with an expression that seemed to be painful but also joyful.

Five males with different hair colors gathered behind the chair.

Some males held Yuri's hand, some put their heads to his ears and whispered, some put their hands on his shoulders, and some wrapped their tail hooks around his wrists.

"Ahhh!" After watching the whole scene, Ulysses couldn't help but screamed: "What kind of peerless card is this! Insect Shit Game Company, I forgive you!"

Ulysses resisted the urge to get into the plot. He took screenshots of the cards and showed them off first.

Now all gamers are probably looking for this card.

Ulysses posted the screenshot to the gaming forum.

Within a minute of sending his graphic post, it was immediately popular among the players who came to watch.

All the players were like him, howling at the bottom of the post.

——Ahhhhh! The only card!

——Ahhhhh! I'm going crazy! I want to see the plot, please!

——How much did you get? damn it! I should charge more, maybe this card will be mine!

——Shasha, all the male insects are surrounding me, hahahaha!

——I really want to watch the plot! Dark crawling! Twisted to the point of madness!

——My heart is broken. Can the host broadcast it live? I want to see the plot of this card!

——Want to see +1

——Want to see +2

——Take off your pants, show me the plot quickly!

Because of the emergence of special cards, many players found the game customer service and queued up to question the game customer service. Why didn't they tell them in advance that there were hidden cards?

Faced with questions from more than 100,000 game players, the customer service department was paralyzed.

In StarCraft, most customer service has been separated from basic reply tasks.

They are mainly responsible for training the game AI to automatically reply.

Now the AI ​​in the training room is collectively paralyzed, and the head of the customer service department can only contact President Parson to report the situation.

Ten minutes later, all players received a letter of apology.

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【Apology letter】

Dear players, hello, I am "Chong!" Parson is the game producer of "The Top Male Insect" and the president of Lingtian Company.

I just received a lot of reports from players, saying that there is only one UR card, which is extremely unreasonable.

Let me explain to you here that the game is still in the deletion test period, so it is limited to one copy.

When the testing period ends, players' game data will be cleared.

After the game is officially launched, ur cards will not be limited.

The amount that players recharged during the test period will be returned in proportion after the official launch of the server, with 120% of the recharge amount returned.

During the test, if you feel that there is something unreasonable about the game, you can fill in the questionnaire link or provide feedback to customer service. Thank you for your support of the game.

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After seeing this letter, the players felt relieved.

It turns out they still have a chance to get this card.

But Ulysses' mood was not so good.

He worked hard for a long time to recharge and draw for a long time, but in the end he had to take back the grand prize?

Ulysses immediately filled out the feedback questionnaire.

[I don’t agree with reward recycling! I spent 13 credit points to get this. My hands are numb when I recharge it. I have drawn it countless times. How can I just recycle it when I say it is recycled? 】

Within minutes, Ulysses received an official reply.

[Hello players, your suggestions will be included, a large recharge channel will be added, and 30 card drawing options will be added.

In addition, your special cards will not be cleared. When you receive the [Recharge Refund], the card [Dinner at the Runaway Castle] will be sent to your account together. 】

Ulysses finally showed a satisfied smile when he saw the official reply.

"That's right, that's right. If you, this wormy company, are sensible enough, I won't report you."

After gathering his mood, Ulysses reentered the game.

He suppressed his excitement and piously clicked on this rare card.

He must read the plot carefully and miss every scene and every expression of your Excellency!

The plot of this card is relatively long, a full 15 minutes.

Ulysses was only three minutes into the plot when he was so excited that his whole body was shaking.

The plot is really exciting!

Five minutes into the plot, Ulysses couldn't help but grab the leather sofa beneath him.

He murmured:

"Your Excellency Jinnuo, Your Excellency Jinnuo..."

Suddenly, Ulysses bit his lips and felt a tingling sensation in his neck.

The next second, his gaming helmet was forcibly peeled off.

Ulysses shook his short red hair uncomfortably.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a familiar face appearing in front of him.

This is a beautiful male insect with a soft face, willow eyebrows and almond-shaped eyes. He is standing next to him, squeezing his neck with his hands.

The male's hair was light blue, as were his eyes, and the clothes on his body looked very expensive. When the male opened his mouth, he mocked:

"Lowly Ulysses, whose name were you chanting just now? With you like this, is there any other male insect that likes you?"

When Ulysses heard this, he couldn't help clenching his fists, but the next second, he received a slap on the face.

"Snapped!"

The hot feeling, along with the humiliation, was transmitted to Ulysses's heart.

The male insect's face was filled with a cold sneer:

"Bitch! Are you going to attack me?"

The male waved back, and several sub-females came over from behind.

The male introduced:

"These are my three new female attendants. The newly drafted marriage document has been sent to you. I am here to urge you to sign it."