Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg
Chapter 22 Setting off a storm
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"The Innocent Landlord Hits the Tenant"
chapter Five
After Liao Sha finished telling the story, he sobbed on Lin Muyang's shoulder.
Lin Muyang panicked. He didn't want to make Liao Sha cry, and he couldn't bear to make Liao Sha cry.
He was helpless and held Liao Sha's face, trying to wipe his tears.
"Don't cry, Mr. Liao Sha, it's all my fault, it's my fault, it's my failure to remember you.
You can hit me and scold me, I...I..."
Lin Muyang comforted him awkwardly and said all the apology words he could think of.
At the end, he felt a sudden urge and unzipped his combat uniform from behind.
"Your Excellency Liao Sha, Lin Muyang is at your disposal!"
Liao Sha, who was crying with his head down, raised his head when he heard these words, his eyes were moist and translucent, like bright stars:
"Lin Muyang, this is what you said, don't go back on it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Liao Sha's tail hook struck Lin Muyang again.
……
【Please imagine】
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When Lin Muyang opened his eyes again, he didn't know how many days would pass.
Before his mind was clear, he heard His Excellency Liao Sha say:
"Lin Muyang, I'm committed to you, and I don't want to be separated from you again this time.
Please take me to the First Exploration Corps. I want to stay with you. "
Lin Muyang suddenly raised his head and looked at the source of the sound.
Liao Sha smiled innocently, as if he had returned to the summer when he made the choice.
"Lin Muyang, you are my first female and my only female. I like you, are you willing to take me away?"
Lin Muyang has no memory of what happened next. He only remembers that the wind was light, the clouds were white, the sky was blue, and the hand next to him was warm.
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Han Ling finished writing the last chapter and felt more relieved.
Although he couldn't take away Roderick, it was good that Lin Muyang could take away Liao Sha.
I hope that in the end, like Liao Sha, he will find a happy love.
Han Ling twisted his wrist and said to the system:
"System, help me send this chapter to StarNet and change the article status to Completed."
Within a few minutes, the system replied:
[The article has been published and the status has been changed. 】
Han Ling nodded and yawned:
"I'll get some sleep first and set an alarm for one hour. I seemed to be affected by the wormhole jump just now."
Han Ling is a human being who was later transformed into a male insect. His physique is very weak, which is especially obvious during interstellar voyages.
The female larvae next to him were all in better shape than him.
Fortunately, the first short story is finished.
Next, he only needs to update the game script every day. The workload will be reduced and he can relax a little bit.
Putting the matter behind him, Han Ling slowly fell asleep.
But what he didn't know was that the Internet war, which was already about to break out, directly triggered a "big explosion" because of the release of the last chapter of "The Landlord".
This innocent and colorful short story triggered the first war on the interstellar network this year.
And the origin of everything starts with Flo Literary Society.
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two days ago.
The Fifth Guards Corps has just finished its debriefing meeting.
There is no airtight wall in the world, and what Second Lieutenant Bart did at the meeting spread throughout the entire army.
Bart actually thought about Mr. Male Insect in such a serious meeting, and almost entered the pheromone fever period.
What's the difference between this and taking off your pants in public!
Along with Bart, there is also the novel "The Innocent Landlord Hits the Tenant".
It is said that Bart lost his temper in public after reading this novel.
Many military females searched for this book.
When I saw the cover of the novel for the first time, the reaction of all the female insects was: I am going to go blind! Someone actually drew the body of the male insect completely! It is simply blasphemy to Your Majesty the Male Insect!
Having said that, the females were very honest. They clicked on the cover of the novel and took screenshots to save it.
Afterwards, they took a look at the synopsis of the novel.
The innocent females didn’t know that they were about to suffer mental pollution from one yellow car after another, so they ignorantly clicked on the first chapter.
From then on it got out of hand.
Because the language description was too straightforward, all the female insects were knocked away by this car.
Even when the female insects closed their eyes, they felt a pair of invisible little hands resting on their bodies.
On that day, the Fifth Guards Corps and the special theaters on each planet were all full.
Many military females have a pheromone boom.
Before these military females could recover, the fourth chapter of the novel was released.
Facing the pheromone suppression circle with the red light on, the military females gritted their teeth and continued to look down.
One after another, new cars ran over their faces.
But I didn't expect that there was a knife at the end of the car.
When I saw in the novel, Lord Liao Sha hugged Lin Muyang from behind and cried slowly.
All the military women couldn't bear it anymore and left messages to curse.
——I’ll take it! Damn Lin Muyang! From this moment on, you and I have a sworn hatred!
——The hatred of husband-stealing! This is the hatred of husband-stealing! If Mr. Liao Sha likes me, I will never make him sad!
——Lin Muyang, Lin Muyang! What are your abilities? I actually made His Excellency Liao Sha miss you for more than ten years!
——Crying, Mr. Liao Sha feels uncomfortable, and I feel even more uncomfortable! Why doesn't he love me?
——Legion owes me a neighbor, why don’t my neighbors have male insects!
——I’m so sad, Lin Muyang, you stinky Sabi, you’re still thinking about the mission at this time, so hurry up and hug your Excellency! Are you a stupid ass? So what if you have one less task?
Originally, the comments in the book were normal. Everyone felt sorry for the male insect Liao Sha and complained about the female insect Lin Muyang Sha Diao.
But who would have expected that a few messages would appear out of nowhere, and all the messages in the novel would be distorted.
——Is Lin Muyang in the First Army? Just wait for me to ask who this bug is!
——Are you obsessed with reading the novel upstairs? The word Lin Muyang is obviously not common and is a pseudonym.
——The insect shit is upstairs, hahaha, everyone, come and watch the fool.
——By the way, I think the poster reminded me, why is Lin Muyang serving in the First Exploration Corps and not our Fifth Guards Corps?
——Holy shit? conspiracy? Want to reduce our Legion's draft program?
——It's possible, after all, the school recruitment season is coming soon.
——Dirty conspirators! Come out and die! I want to report this novel!
——Brothers, give the author some clues and ask him to change the protagonist Lin Muyang to the Fifth Guards Corps, otherwise we will report this novel!
Only then did the Zerg people realize that all the characters in this book were created by the novelist [Tan Feng Kisses Rain].
Capture the thief first. Capture the king first. This novel has the flavor of conspiracy. Faced with the threat from other legions, the Fifth Guards Legion unanimously attacked the outside world without giving in.
But they forgot that besides the military females of the Fifth Legion, there were other people reading this novel.
The military females of the Fifth Legion account for 95% of the readership.
The remaining 5% are readers who click in from the ranking list.
Some are military doctors, some are teachers, some are military students, and people from all walks of life have seen the reporting remarks of the Fifth Army Corps.
Coincidentally, a few hours later, the novel was indeed taken off the shelves.
At this moment, the female soldiers of the Fifth Legion were collectively stunned.
how? Is there really a fool reporting this? Overestimating the IQ of my teammates!
Other readers were extremely angry.
I haven’t finished the novel yet, so you reported it to me for removal?
Among them, there was a military female from the First Exploration Corps who wrote an angry letter and sent it to the general of the First Corps.
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