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Star calendar year 2395, May 5th.

This is bound to be an extraordinary day.

3pm.

On a C-level agricultural planet. In a small bar in a city corner.

Hundreds of female insects dance and revel here, drink wine, and relieve their daily depression and sorrow.

Colorful lights and high-tech décor. This little bar has become quite popular in the local area.

Even recently, the small bar has become the most popular gathering place for female insects on the C-class planet.

On the booths next to the dance floor of the bar, there were countless young females sitting, chatting excitedly.

On the long starry sky rock bar opposite the booth, the bar owner was mixing drinks.

The dazzling bartending technique made the wine and ice collide with the shaker glass, making a salsa sound.

"boom."

The shaker cup was opened, and the smell of alcohol penetrated into the nostrils of the surrounding guests.

The sparkling special champagne was very popular and was quickly bought by the surrounding customers.

While the boss was cleaning the wine glasses, he glanced at the blond female sitting at the bar, her head down and drinking.

The blond female insect wore a dark blue denim overalls.

Her blond hair was combed back messily.

The slender antennae hang close to the hair and fall on the waist behind the back.

His work clothes were stained with some mud, and the colors varied from dark to light. It looked like they had not been changed for a long time.

The bar owner looked the blond female insect up and down and said with a smile:

"Why, Barlow is in a bad state of mind recently? Is it because your male insect doesn't satisfy you?"

Barlow, who was drinking with his head down, raised his head and laughed when he heard this:

"Boss, are you going to talk about this for a year? My name is Barlow More.

He is not the protagonist in the novel "Your Excellency, I was eaten dry by the male insect next door". "

Hearing this, the other female bugs on the bar glanced at the blonde female bug curiously, and then smiled:

"Is your name Barlow? And you are also an earth repairman?"

The boss laughed and answered for him:

"Yes, you are right. Barlow is an earth repairman, and he also lives on an agricultural planet. Well, he is exactly like the protagonist in that novel."

Bright and twinkling dance floor lights.

Covering the bitter expression on the face of the blond female insect Barlow.

Yes, his name is exactly the same as the protagonist Barlow in that novel.

Even the professions are similar.

He also has a large farmland on this C-class planet.

However, he was not so lucky, he did not have his own male insect.

The protagonist Barlow in the novel not only has a male insect who loves him at the end of the story, he even has a male insect partner at the beginning of the story.

And Barlow More, from birth until now, has always been a person.

The bitter wine slid down his throat, and the dusk outside the bar was getting darker.

More and more people come to the small bar to relax.

People gather here after get off work to talk and laugh.

Only Barlow has been squatting lonely in the corner, drinking glass after glass.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the bartender, the bartender responsible for mixing drinks at the bar, finally got some free time.

He saw Barlow drinking glass after glass and couldn't help but ask:

"Hey, what's wrong? Barlow, this isn't like you. I feel like your emotional state is not right."

After Barlow finished farming every day, he often came to this bar to drink, and he had long been friends with the boss.

The boss had told a joke like the one just now thousands of times.

Even when the novel first came out, the owner used Barlow as an excuse to promote the tavern.

After all, the novel "Your Excellency Got Green, I Was Eaten and Cleaned by the Neighbor Neighbor" is very popular. If we don't take the opportunity to promote it, we will be sorry for the name Barlow.

After hearing the boss's question, Barlow raised his head and drank all the wine in the glass.

The spicy and exciting taste goes straight to the throat. Barlow's whole stomach seemed to be on fire.

However, despite being so uncomfortable, Barlow didn't show any discomfort on his face.

He even raised his head, smiled, and said to the boss:

"It's nothing. Goodbye. I'm leaving. I drank too much today. I think I have to go home early."

When the boss heard this, he quickly mixed another glass of wine.

The boss shook the shaker in his hand, took out a transparent glass wine glass engraved with sun patterns, poured out a glass of wine, and pushed it in front of Barlow.

"No, the nightlife has just begun. If you leave so early now, what's the point of staying home?

After all, there are no male bugs waiting for you in your home. Wouldn’t it be nice for everyone to have a party together?

And soon, the Eight Legions and Lingtian Company will jointly announce a major event to the entire galaxy.

At eight o'clock sharp, Capital Star Time, the news is about to start.

The bar will also play it simultaneously, don’t you want to listen to it?

You stay here, and after listening to the news, everyone can still discuss it together, how lively it is. "

Barlow lowered his head, and his golden hair also fell. He felt the strange movement in his body, shook his head, and said with some loss in his heart:

"No, I'd better go home first. I still have some things to deal with."

When the bar owner heard this, he no longer tried to persuade him to stay, but pushed the glass to Barlow again.

"Would you like another drink? I'll treat you to this one.

I'm sorry for the joke.

If you don't want to hear it, I won't say it next time. After all, we are friends. "

Barlow's mouth curved and he smiled:

"No, I'm not angry with you, but you can't take back this glass of wine. I drank it."

After speaking, Barlow raised his head and drank the wine in his hand.

These wines are nothing to the female's physical fitness.

No matter how strong the drink is, it can only paralyze them for a moment.

After drinking countless glasses of wine, Barlow stood up and walked out calmly, not drunk at all.

When he walked to the street, a gust of cold wind hit him.

On the C-class planet, winter has just entered.

Heavy snow fell all over the ground, and the streets were covered with silver.

The days are always very short in winter. It's only six o'clock in the evening, but the moon has already risen in the sky.

The whole city was lit with bright street lights, which didn't look so dark.

Barlow walked to the side of the road and found his own agricultural aircraft.

After getting on the aircraft, Barlow adjusted where he was going and replanned his route.

The destination he wants to reach is not his home on the C-class planet.

He was going to his farmland.

After adjusting to autopilot, the aircraft took off. Barlow turned his head and looked through the porthole at the farmland below.

This C-class planet is an agricultural planet.

The endless plain is covered with white snow.

Because the land is too flat and fertile, the farmland here has no ridges or mountains.

It looks endless and green in summer, which is especially beautiful.

Barlow's mind was racing with thoughts.

At this time, he could no longer control his consciousness, and thoughts were flying in his mind.

I was obviously thinking about the snowy scenery of farmland just now, but the next second I thought of the summer scenery again.

Barlow bit his tongue. The smell of blood made Barlow shiver, and his mind cleared for a moment.

Half an hour later. Barlow landed on his farmland.

He has thousands of hectares of farmland, and all the fields within a hundred miles are taken care of by Barlow.

At this time, fresh snow was falling in the sky.

New snow falls on the old snow that has not yet melted, making a crunching sound when you step on it.

The snow in the farmland has not melted, and at this time the snow has reached Barlow's knees.

But he still walked step by step from the edge of the farmland to the center of the farmland.

Thousands of miles of silence, the north wind howling, it seems that the only sound left in the whole world is the sound of snow being trampled when Barlow walks around

After walking for more than ten minutes, Barlow finally could no longer control the restless energy in his mind.

His knees weakened and he fell to the ground.

Barlow's mental power is about to riot.

And the confusion of thoughts in the mind is a sign that the female insect is losing control.

Barlow's mental strength has actually been suffering for a long time.

Originally, he planned to go to Aphra Star to find a date with a male insect, and ask Mr. Male Insect to help him calm down mentally.

But Aphrostar suddenly closed down, and Barlow's plan came to nothing.

Nowadays, going to a special theater in Central City to relax can no longer calm his spirit.

Barlow could only wait quietly, losing control of his mental power.

He once thought he could survive this winter.

By the spring of next year, Avro will be able to resume contact with the outside world.

And he can go on a date with Mr. Male Insect.

Your Majesty the Male Insect will help channel his mental energy and calm him down.

But Barlow, like most interstellar females, had an ordinary life.

Lucky never treats them specially or favors them.

He did not wait for the moment when the Aphra star was turned on again.

At the beginning of this winter, he fell. An ordinary and ordinary life, a life without any disturbance, seems to be coming to a regrettable end today.

Barlow fell in the snow, and his lonely figure was gradually swallowed up by the snow.

The fresh snow covered his body, seeming to want to completely bury the traces of Barlow's existence.

Barlow couldn't stop thinking about what he would look like after his mental power exploded.

Perhaps the glands in the back of the neck will slowly turn from hot to cold.

He could clearly feel how life was passing by.

His body would tremble uncontrollably, starting with great strength, slowly getting weaker, and finally becoming completely silent.

The moment he stops, he dies.

Tormented by the fear of death, Barlow sighed.

The cold breath penetrated deep into Barlow's heart through his nose. He coughed twice and took out the pheromone suppression bracelet and pheromone suppression anklet that he had prepared from his pocket.

The mental riots of female insects are very terrifying. They will go completely crazy and attack any creature that appears in front of them.

Only when his energy and life are exhausted will he fall completely.

Barlow is ordinary, so he also has ordinary kindness.

He didn't want to cause so much trouble to the world when he was about to die.

So he chose to end his life in the farmland where he took care of the growth.

With trembling hands, he put on the bracelets and anklets.

A special type of pheromone inhibitor was slowly injected into its blood vessels.

Barlow wanted to die with dignity, so he lay quietly on the snow, his posture upright.

The stars twinkled in the night sky, and the moon slowly climbed up from his left side.

At this moment, Barlow's confused mind suddenly thought of what the tavern owner said just now.

At eight o'clock tonight, the Eight Legions and the boss of Lingtian Company will announce something important.

Barlow knows the boss of Lingtian Company.

He is the author who has been serializing "Your Excellency, I was eaten dry by the male neighbor in the forest" on the Internet, swallowing the wind and kissing the rain.

Thinking of this, Barlow chuckled.

His life was meritless, ordinary and ordinary, and he remained unknown for decades.

The most interesting experience was that a few months ago, he had the same name as the protagonist of a novel.

The protagonist of the novel is also named Barlow.

They also have a piece of farmland.

But Barlow, the protagonist in the novel, is obviously much happier.

Such a coincidental similarity brought a bit of turmoil to Barlow's ordinary life.

From then on, every time Barlow went to a tavern to drink, he would be teased by the boss.

And every time after the boss finished speaking, the other guests at the bar would look at him with envy and curiosity.

He seems to be wondering why this kid is so lucky to have the same name as the protagonist in the book.

Thinking that he would live in isolation all his life and eventually die in his own farmland, Barlow was a little depressed. The way he died was somewhat similar to the male insect in the book.

He suddenly became curious about what was going to be announced tonight.

What are the Eight Legions going to announce in conjunction with Lingtian Company?

Are you going to award Tun Feng Kiss Rain an Imperial Medal? Because of a novel?

Thinking of this, Barlow struggled, raised his arm with great effort, turned on the light, and switched the news channel he wanted to listen to into voice mode.

Barlow smiled, hoping to hear the big news before he died.

I don’t know how long it took.

When night fell, the surroundings became darker, and white snow covered Barlow's body in a thick layer.

The snow on the tip of his nose and face had melted into water and flowed into Barlow's golden hair and temples.

The strong physical fitness of the female insect allowed Barlow to remain unharmed even if he was lying in the snow.

His face was still rosy, but the breath on the tip of his nose gradually became weaker. His mind was in chaos and he could no longer think.

The world was silent and silent. At this moment, a crisp electronic sound sounded.

[The interstellar news you reserved will start to play automatically. 】

[Hello everyone, welcome to today’s news broadcast.

I am Marshal Ruda of the Third Protection Corps. Today our eight major armies have united to announce something.

The gender imbalance problem that has troubled us for tens of thousands of years has found a good solution in the past few days.

With the help of Mr. Han Ling, some of the female insects on Afrostar have recovered their mental strength and their physical fitness has been greatly improved.

The Zerg plan to cooperate with Han Ling's Yao tribe to completely solve the problem of gender imbalance.

Now we would like to ask Mr. Han Ling to give us the most basic introduction so that everyone can have a simple understanding of the Yao people. 】

After a moment, another young voice sounded.

[Hello everyone, my name is Han Ling, from the Yao tribe.

You may be very unfamiliar with the Yao tribe, and you may have never heard of this name.

Your feeling is correct, because the Yao tribe comes from another universe, and we also suffer from gender imbalance. 】