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Chapter 169 Stupid Brother
When he heard someone calling him, Pat quickly turned around and looked.
The visitor was a strange military female whom she had only met a few times. She had an impression, but they were not familiar with each other.
But since his brother was involved, Pat proudly puffed up his chest, nodded, and said:
"Yes, that's right, I am Parson's younger brother, and he is indeed the president of Lingtian Company."
Since his brother became famous, Pat has benefited from it. How does it feel to have a brother with an annual salary of tens of billions of credits?
One word is cool.
Two words that are so refreshing.
These three words are so cool!
He no longer has to dig around and save money.
No more odd jobs to make money.
At the beginning of every month, when he is not worried about living expenses, his brother Parson will contact him and take the initiative to collect gold coins.
The brothers' daily conversations had become like this.
[Are the credits enough? Give you something? 】
[It’s enough. You gave me two million last month and I haven’t spent it all yet. You can't spend that much on school. 】
[Oh, I see that the latest mecha has recently been released, equipped with a Swift 65 laser cannon. Do you want one? 】
[But this mecha is so expensive. It requires 30 million credit points. To activate it five times, you need to prepare an energy stone. 】
[I have already placed an order. Remember to receive the goods. I also bought the energy stones, so there is no need to save. 】
[Woo woo woo, thank you bro! How many credits did you spend in total? too expensive……】
[Not much, only 35 million. If you have no more credits, remember to tell me. I still have to work, so let’s not talk about it for now. 】
Pat said he didn't want gifts, but he was very positive in action.
As soon as the new gifts arrived, he drove around the campus in his mecha, showing off his new big toy.
He took the initiative to praise this mecha to everyone he met, and the 3500 million credit points were not wasted.
Thanks to Pat's persistence in showing off, the entire school now knows that Pat has a brother named Parson, who is very rich.
Now that someone came to his door, Pat was not surprised.
The visitor was a gray-haired female with broad shoulders and narrow waist, tall and long legs. She looked like a graduate who had undergone complete military academy training.
The gray-haired female looked at Pat. After a while, she lowered her head and covered her mouth and asked softly:
"Is the reward order passed from Qiming University real?"
Pat nodded:
"I promise it is true. The wanted order in our school is the news I personally released. Do you want to report it? If you are worried, you can submit it to me directly. I can advance the money to you and I will help You report it.”
After hearing this, the gray-haired female worm relaxed a little, then scratched her head and whispered:
"I want to report my roommates. My three roommates have been acting strange recently. Some of their behavior is very similar to what the news said is slow movement and slurred speech. I live in Room 16, Building 708, Fengyuan."
Three bounty targets appeared at once, and Pat's hand that was about to open the optical brain transfer stopped.
"Are there really three of them? Don't come here to cheat the bounty money."
Being slandered and defrauded, the gray-haired female looked stunned, then frowned and said:
"If you don't believe it, you can take a look with me. But I feel that they are a bit dangerous. Since I discovered their abnormality, I have not lived in the dormitory and have been living outside the campus. What have they become now, I also I don’t know. It’s very expensive to live off campus. If it weren’t for the bounty, I wouldn’t have thought of this matter and wouldn’t have reported it.”
What the gray-haired female worm said was reasonable, and Pat nodded doubtfully:
"Okay, let's go take a look together."
Room 16, Building 708, Fengyuan, is the westernmost part of the dormitory complex.
It was break time at this time, and there should have been many people on the school's corridor. But due to the influence of the bounty, the students all left the school to find the mission target.
Pat walked for a few minutes and arrived at the downstairs of Fengyuan Building without meeting any pedestrians.
"Right here, I'll take you up?"
Hearing the voice of the gray-haired female insect, Pat raised his head and glanced at Fengyuan Tower, then nodded:
"Let's go, you're already here, let's go up and take a look. By the way, how long have you been back since? When did they start to change?"
The gray-haired female scratched her head in distress and said casually:
"About two weeks ago, something was wrong with them two weeks ago. I haven't come back since I moved out. I just came back last night, and then I received this reward notice."
As the gray-haired female worm spoke, she did not stop moving her hands, and a clicking sound came out. It was the gray-haired female worm rapidly scratching her scalp with her five fingers.
This sound seemed so strange and abrupt in the corridor of the dormitory.
Pat looked at the gray-haired female in surprise: "What's wrong with your hair?"
The gray-haired female worm laughed innocently, still lowering her head and said:
"It's nothing, just my hair is a little itchy. I guess it's because the environment is not so clean when I stay outside. Let's go."
When Pat heard the word "itch", he immediately felt that the top of his head also began to itch.
He couldn't help raising his hand and scratching his dark blue hair.
Pat thought to himself:
Why haven't you gotten rid of this bad habit? When I was little, I always imitated everything from my brother Parson, and I still do this now! Watching others poop makes my butt feel itchy. Watching others eat poop makes me want to taste the saltiness.
Pat scratched his head and scorned himself for a few seconds before starting to climb the stairs.
The entire staircase was silent.
The only sound left was click, click, click, the sound of heels hitting the ground, sounding quickly and regularly.
The two are extremely fast.
In less than a minute, he climbed to the seventh floor.
Pat looked from room to room, muttering:
"Room 16, Building 708, Fengyuan, that's right here, right? Can you still unlock the door?"
The gray-haired female nodded: "Okay."
As soon as she finished speaking, the gray-haired female pressed her hand on the doorknob.
With a creak, the old dormitory door opened.
As a military academy, everything here is battle-damaged style.
Because the female insects here are very energetic, no new objects can withstand their tossing.
Pat stood far away, looking at the door warily.
As the door was pushed open, the entire view of the dormitory was revealed.
Ok?
Pat tilted his head in confusion.
In the dormitory, not only was it not as gloomy as Pat had imagined, but it looked lively and energetic.
The windows of the dormitory were wide open, the sunlight filled the dormitory, and fine dust floated in the air. Everything was so quiet and beautiful.
The three roommates mentioned by the gray-haired female insect did not look like idiots.
The three of them were sitting on the bed, tilting their heads and looking towards the door. When they saw the two of them, they had kind smiles on their faces.
"You're back? Why did you bring your friends with you?"
The gray-haired female looked at the three roommates, turned her head guiltily, and glanced at Pat.
"I really didn't lie. I didn't want to get credit points."
His three roommates before had indeed behaved very strangely. As mentioned in the reward, they were slow in movement, slurred in speech, and slow in speaking.
But who knew that after just two weeks, these three people recovered and looked normal, nothing like before.
etc! How it was before?
The gray-haired female's expression suddenly changed and she looked towards the bed.
If you really compare them with before, his three roommates have really changed completely.
They had never laughed before! They are all unsmiling, violent and ruthless characters.
The gray-haired female insect's eyes became fierce, and telepathy armor immediately appeared around her body.
"Who are you! You are definitely not them!"
Pat, who was next to him, saw the change in the gray-haired female insect and couldn't help but stretched out his arm to block him:
"Hey, don't be like this, don't be like this, I believe you are really in trouble. You are really short of credit, so you cheated the bounty. Don't be angry. If you are really short of money, I can lend it to you. Just remember. The three of them are innocent, so don’t do anything."
Pat thought that the gray-haired female wanted to hit someone because her lie was exposed and she couldn't save her face and bowed her head to admit her mistake.
This embarrassing situation made Pat's head tremble, and a terrible itching came from his scalp. He couldn't help but scratch his hair.
The gray-haired female worm frowned and explained:
"No, Pat, these three are definitely not my roommates!"
At this time, an ethereal and distant voice suddenly came from above them.
"What are you talking about? We are in the same group."
Click!
It seemed like a cracking sound.
Pat just dazed and felt dizzy and dizzy.
He opened his mouth, trying to warn the gray-haired female to be safe, but no sound came out.
"Ahem, yes, one, family, people."
The sound reached his ears, and Pat opened his eyes in disbelief and looked forward.
This voice is obviously his! Who is pretending to talk to him!
"we are Family."
The voice of the gray-haired female worm sounded. Pat saw with his eyes that the gray-haired female also had a smile on her face.
Slurred speech, slow speech...
The gray-haired female insect has also become the target of the reward order!
At this time, the three females sitting in the room still kept smiling:
"You're back? Why did you bring your friends with you?"
"Touch, touch, just, well, have, body, body."
The same question was asked again, and Pat's eyes widened in shock.
Only then did he realize that the greeting just now was not for them.
A strange creature invaded his body and took control of his body!
He lost control of his hands and feet, lost control of his muscles.
Now Pat can only see the outside world through his eyes. Only the eyes belong to him, or it is more reasonable to say that they are shared.
Such a difficult situation made Pat extremely nervous.
He was like a cornered prey, not knowing how to survive.
what to do? What should he do...
Sudden! A strange voice came:
“The eyeballs are connected to the brain, but the brain does not know that the eyeballs exist because the eyeballs are not part of the body and do not belong to the immune system.
Our current relationship is like eyeballs and brains.
You hide in the body and I show you the world. We don’t interfere with each other. Is there anything wrong with that? "
As soon as this voice appeared, it had an arrogant tone, and Pat secretly thought in his heart that he had found the culprit!
"Who are you? Why do you want to take over my body!"
"The body is just a container. You can use it, why can't I use it?"
"Nonsense! This body was given to me by my female father when I was born! Why do you share it with me?"
"Shh! I am the owner of this body now."
Pat roared:
"Fart! Bug shit! You are the outsider! This body belongs to me forever! I am the "brain"!
Did you know that when the brain detects the existence of the eyeball, it will immediately use the immune system to attack the eyeball until the eyeball is completely dissolved! If you don’t kill me, I will kill you sooner or later!
And you, hum, I’m afraid you can’t get rid of me, right? "
After saying that, Pat sneered. In a very short period of time, he analyzed the pros, cons and advantages of both parties.
Now this ghost thing has taken over his body, but it still comes here to explain to him the truth, explaining that this thing will definitely not be able to completely eliminate him.
"Haha, don't overestimate your ability. You can call here by yourself. I don't want to waste time with you."
The monster had just finished speaking.
Pat then noticed that his legs and feet were moving.
His originally flexible limbs were now as stiff as wood. When he took a step, he couldn't even control the landing of his toes or soles.
The three roommates of the gray-haired female insect smiled and encouraged:
"It feels good to have a body. You two need to move and talk regularly. After you get used to it, this will be your body."
It turns out that the reason why these monsters always have smiles on their faces is because they are really happy. After getting their bodies, they were all smiling from ear to ear.
With the guidance of their seniors, the bodies of Pat and the gray-haired female continued to move.
And Pat could only watch all of this happening through his eyes, unable to stop or change it.
He was abandoned by the whole world.
While the two were active, the three roommates of the gray-haired female were also chatting.
The sound penetrated the skin through vibration and reached Pat's ears. It sounded a little foggy.
——Yesterday, a bounty list suddenly appeared, targeting us.
——Did someone discover our existence?
——It's possible. After all, the new body is not easy to control.
——What are you afraid of? No one will find anything abnormal. What can they detect?
——Haha, that makes sense.
——Then feel free to ignore it.
——No one can take our bodies away.
Pat listened to the chat between the three people and was secretly shocked: What kind of monsters are these! He was not afraid of being wanted or arrested. He was so arrogant! Can't you really see the difference?
After Pat thought anxiously for a while, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
This is not a dead end. Now he still has a way to survive, and that is his brother Parson.
The fact that Parson can use one billion credits to reward these monsters means that he must have discovered a serious problem!
If something goes wrong, as long as a solution is found, he's safe!
Pat secretly made a wish: Brother! Come and save your stupid brother quickly! I've been caught!
Maybe it's the chemistry between the brothers.
Parson, who was far away at Qiming University, suddenly raised his head from his desk.
In a simply furnished bedroom.
Parson was wearing home clothes, stood up, raised his arms and rubbed his hair:
"What's wrong? Why do you suddenly feel like I've forgotten something?"
Parson was a little flustered. He anxiously walked around the dormitory a few times, looked at the time again, and suddenly realized.
"Oh, it's the beginning of the month. It's time to pay Pat for living expenses."
Parson then took out his optical computer and transferred 200 million credits to his brother's account.
After doing this, Parson felt much more at ease. He returned to his chair and devoted himself to his work.
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