Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

The book "The Innocent Landlord Hits the Tenant" is a hit, and it continues to rise on the new book list.

All this is because of the annual report meeting of the Eight Legions.

Star calendar year 2394, February 11th.

Fifth Guards Corps, encrypted call conference site.

Freville Star, Major General Cologne, the manager of the Fifth Guards Corps, is giving a speech.

"Last year, the number of Zerg troops stationed on Planet Freville was 2378. Soldiers died, 2948 were injured, and 3121 were discharged due to illness.

There were more than 56 large and small battles in total, and more than interstellar beasts were captured.

……

Among them, the team led by Second Lieutenant Bart Bartlett had zero casualties throughout the year and received key praise. Now I would like to invite Second Lieutenant Bart to give a speech. "

In about half a month, the recruits who have just graduated from the military academy will report to the army.

The annual debriefing meeting is a meeting for veterans to get promoted.

In recent years, interstellar alien beasts have been active frequently. They continue to escape from the dark matter world and invade the normal universe.

With each legion, soldier casualties rose dramatically.

The Fifth Guards Corps, which only guards the resource star, has such a high casualty ratio, and the casualties of the other legions are immeasurable.

Moreover, female insects need mental comfort after experiencing killing on the battlefield.

Males are too few in number to appease all the females. Most of the military females have been mentally strained for a long time and become mentally disordered. They are obviously in their young adulthood, but they can only be discharged from the army due to mental injuries.

Under such circumstances, no one in Bart's 300-man team died or retired, which is even more valuable.

Freville Star Station.

In a simple and plain single room.

Bart, who had dark brown hair and gray eyes, was sitting in front of the table, mumbling his next speech.

He felt a little regretful.

"Insect shit! When I was looking for information a few days ago, I just read novels and didn't even memorize my speech!"

In the past few days, the novel "Innocent Landlord Hits Tenant" has fascinated him.

Even in my dreams every night, I dreamed that he arrived at the door of the small hotel, peeking through the glass door, desperately trying to get in.

Bart envied the protagonist in The Book of Death, the military female Lin Muyang. In his heart, she had become his number one rival in life.

After talking about it for a while, Bart felt a little itchy. He really wanted to take a look and see if there was an update to "Innocent Landlord Bumps Tenant".

I really can’t memorize this manuscript anymore, so I’ll just improvise it when the time comes.

Listening to Major General Cologne's lengthy speech, Bart felt bored. He directly switched the page and called up the novel. He wanted to read it again and memorize the entire novel.

Then, an embarrassing scene occurred.

When the Fifth Guards Corps, the assistant at the debriefing site, cut the camera to Bart's optical brain.

All the females at the meeting were in an uproar.

A bunch of words were displayed on the optical brain, and Bart was facing the optical brain's camera, making shameful movements.

Bart also hummed and said:

"Your Excellency Liao Sha, Your Excellency Liao Sha, why are you still..."

What came next was simply unpalatable.

The next second, 9 group chats were instantly established in the conference room with 27 people.

People exchanged information and ate until they were happy.

In a temporary group chat group of 30 people, they were complaining like crazy.

[The future of Freville Star is supported by us]

——Oh my God, what on earth is Bart talking about!

——worm shit! Is this Bart stupid? It's such a shame, it's a shame for the entire legion!

——Freville Star is about to end! Embarrassed, I dug my toes into the ground and dug out a bulletproof fortress!

——I didn’t expect Bart to have such a personality in private! How boring!

——It’s so embarrassing, Bart actually openly lusted after the male insect!

——Oh my god, look at Major General Clone’s face. He just wants to fly to outer space now.

——worm shit! Some military school classmates from other galaxies are asking me what’s going on with Bart!

--so terrible! My classmates from the military school also came. They are all asking me why this female insect is so abstract!

——I can’t bear to watch how long Bart is going to play with his pink raisins!

——Isn’t anyone talking to Bart privately?

--without……

——No private chat, I forgot...

——Hurry up and chat privately! Major General Cologne will let us practice more in a moment!

The military females on Planet Freville chatted privately with Bart in a panic.

Bart, who was immersed in the novel, suddenly saw numerous pop-up windows for private chats, and the beeps kept ringing.

He quickly opened it and checked, only to see that every private message said:

Brother, please stop, don't continue!

Stop it, Azu! There are military females outside!

Bart suddenly realized something. His face instantly turned red, and then swollen into a purple liver color.

He switched back to the meeting page in a panic.

I saw that the first shot belonging to the marshal was transferred to his optical brain.

What does this mean?

This means that everyone at the meeting can see him!

At this moment, Bart had even thought about where he would be buried after his death.

This is simply social death!

Major General Cologne, who is giving a speech, can shoot fire from his eyes. If Bart were around him, he would want to rip off Bart's head and kick it as a ball right now!

Major General Cologne gritted his teeth and repeated what he just said:

"Second Lieutenant Bart Bartlett, please explain why the team you led was able to achieve zero casualties throughout the year!"

Bart sat up straight, his mind running wildly.

He didn't memorize the speech, so how could he talk nonsense!

House seemingly endless rain.

Bart, who was heartbroken, wanted to beat his brain.

What can he do to finish this meeting and clean up his actions just now?

At this moment, his mind suddenly changed.

It is said that the boat will straighten out when it reaches the bridge. A great idea formed in his mind instantly.

Bart coughed twice. Facing so many military women, he told a big lie in order to save his face.

"Hello, lieutenants, colonels, officers, and marshals, my name is Second Lieutenant Bart Bartlett.

Since this year, Bart's team has participated in 674 battles.

The heads of more than 3400 interstellar beasts were captured.

And all these achievements are inseparable from one person.

This person is not me. Although I have A-level talents, I am a female after all. I cannot provide mental guidance to my teammates who are also military females.

This person is an author on Xingwang named Tunfeng Kissyu. A novel he wrote, "Innocent Landlord Hits Tenant", gave us great spiritual comfort.

This method has been tried by my team members and I have proven to be very effective.

He can bring mental stability to military females when they are mentally disturbed, and can ensure that military females do not lose control when performing tasks.

Among them, one of my team members, Avery Hewlett, has an A-level gene and is prone to mental disorders. He is prone to going berserk during training. But after reading this novel, his mental state became much more stable.

I hope that my suggestion will be taken seriously by the Marshal. The report is completed. "

After Bart finished speaking, his heart was beating rapidly, and he prayed:

Avery, you must protect me! Let this excuse of mine pass! Save my lost reputation!

Tun Feng Kiss Yu, you must protect me. I have helped you publicize so much, you must protect me!

Mr. Liao Sha, please bless me. I am willing to give everything I have to wait for you in that small hotel!