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[Transcript of the first interrogation]

Holmes: We are inspectors from the Interrogation Division of the Third Protection Corps, and we are now interrogating you in accordance with the law.

You should answer our questions truthfully.

You have no right to refuse to answer, let alone make false statements.

Do you understand the above information?

Jacob: Haha, if you two let me go, maybe I can sleep with you tonight, how about that?

Holmes: Please cooperate with our work.

We have applied to the Avrostar database to retrieve your personal information and family information.

Your name is Jacob, a male insect. You were born on the C-class planet on XX, month XX, 23XX. After your birth, you were taken to the Avro planet.

After getting married, the place of residence was changed to: Villa No. 3 in Central City on A-class planet No. 157.

Your family members include the female insect Ulysses and 49 female attendants. There are no insect cubs in the family.

Is the above news true?

Jacob: Huh? Do I actually have so many female attendants? Hahaha.

[The interrogation was suspended. Because the suspect refused to cooperate with the interrogation, coercive measures were taken and he was detained for one day. 】

[Transcript of the second interrogation]

Holmes: Are the personal information and family information mentioned above true?

Jacob: Get out! Bug shit! I fuck you (*%&……￥%……&&)

[The interrogation was suspended. Because the suspect refused to cooperate with the interrogation, coercive measures were taken and strong light was irradiated for 24 hours. 】

[Transcript of the third interrogation]

Holmes: Are the personal information and family information mentioned above true?

Jacob: That’s true.

Holmes: According to the evidence provided by the female insect Ulysses, you have intercepted military communications. Did you do this?

Jacob: Yes, but this is just a trivial matter in the family. I am used to checking his location and news. I lack a sense of security.

Holmes: What means did you use to intercept the message? Please tell me in detail.

Jacob: To intercept Ulysses information, I used the software provided by the Zerg legal master, Geseth, called [Spouse Information Sharing Terminal].

The detailed process is that I log in to the software every day to look at Ulysses' optical brain.

See what new messages he received. This is my legal right.

Holmes: After you saw the military communications, did you ever consider disseminating or selling military communications?

Jacob: No, who can I sell to? I have never disseminated or trafficked in military communications.

Holmes: After collecting information from the Network Construction Department of the Seventh Construction Legion, we found all the communication records in the Star Network after your marriage. We found that you have the habit of contacting other military partners and often hold parties.

Will you exchange military information at the party?

Jacob: Why do you have access to my optical brain information! I'm not a criminal yet! I'm just a suspect!

Holmes: Due to the seriousness of the crime, we have the right to obtain information in advance to assist in the investigation.

Jacob: Worm shit! I’m going to fuck you...%&￥%...#&

[The interrogation was suspended because the suspect refused to cooperate with the interrogation, and coercive measures were taken, including hypnosis and psychological induction. 】

[Transcript of the fourth interrogation]

Holmes: Did you share and exchange military information at a gathering of military heroes?

Jacob: ...Yes.

Holmes: What is the purpose of exchanging military information?

Jacob: ...There is no purpose, we are just worried about the safety of the female.

Holmes: Worrying about the safety of the female insect, there is no necessary contact with the exchange of military information, and there is no need to share it at the party. Will other people be present at your party?

Jacob: No, just us males.

[The interrogation was suspended because the suspect was mentally strong and was not hypnotized. The matter was untrue. We took coercive measures and applied for the trial mastermind - Trello to join for high-intensity communication. 】

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Seeing the marshal here and hearing the words Trelo, his heart sank heavily.

High-intensity communication is a special interrogation technique that has not been used for thousands of years.

This interrogation technique is as literal as it sounds.

In a short period of time, a huge amount of information is stuffed into the brain of a criminal suspect.

This information is useless junk information, but the brain cannot distinguish it.

When the brain is focused on analyzing information, no matter what the questioner asks, the truth can be found.

At this time, even if you hand the criminal suspect a glass filled with boiling hot water, the criminal suspect's hand will subconsciously take it.

When the brain thinks, it consumes a huge amount of energy, leaving only instinct and subconsciousness in the body.

Whatever you say at this time must be the truth.

Moreover, this interrogation technique will not leave any sequelae.

When the required information is collected, the suspect can be fed a large amount of food.

When the stomach digests food, the energy required increases sharply. At this time, the brain will actively stop thinking, reduce energy consumption, and produce a feeling of sleepiness, allowing the entire body's energy to focus on digesting food in the stomach and absorbing nutrients and energy.

The biological body function has been determined to give absolute priority to absorbing energy.

When the suspect's brain stops thinking, the junk message will disappear completely because it has no content.

This interrogation technique can be said to be specially prepared for male insects.

Because simple psychological hypnosis can already suppress the mental power of all female insects.

Only males with high mental power need the assistance of the main brain to carry out high-intensity communication.

The marshals sweated and continued to look down nervously.

The interrogation has been suspended four times. At this time, Jacob is still lying. There must be something serious that he is hiding.

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[Transcript of the fifth interrogation]

[The mastermind of the trial, Trello, has joined and is having high-intensity communication with the suspects]

Holmes: When the military buddies get together, will there be other people present?

Jacob: ...Yes.

Holmes: Are the other personnel Zerg or aliens?

Jacob: ...what...other personnel?

Holmes: When the military heroes gathered together, what were the identities of the other people present?

Jacob: ...Yes...Your Highness, we all call him Your Highness.

Holmes: Please describe the general process of gatherings held by military heroes.

Jacob: ...We...will first invite all military partners, inform them of the meeting time, and then find a venue, usually in our villa.

After the time and occasion are booked, we still need to contact the restaurant and order the food and villa decoration in advance.

On the day of the party, before eleven o'clock, the male insect partners of the military female will gather at the villa.

We will clear the place in advance and drive away all the female attendants. There will be only us males in the entire villa.

We will spend an hour communicating first and wait for the meal to start.

When lunch time comes, we spend another 2 hours eating.

After 3 pm, everyone will enjoy desserts and afternoon tea at the venue.

At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, after we are fully rested and relaxed, we will use our mental power to summon His Highness.

Next, it is our information exchange time.

Everyone will open the [spouse information sharing terminal] and view all military communications.

At this time, whoever displays important military communications will be rewarded by His Highness...