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Barlow didn't notice Zhuang Zixian's silence and still smiled and said:

"I didn't expect you loved eating grass sparrows.

I happen to raise a lot of them on the farm. If you want to eat them, I will bring them to you.

In fact, when I was in school, the content I studied tended to be theoretical research. I studied birds. When I was in college, I often ate grass finches. They tasted very good and the meat was tender. "

Zhuang Zixian touched his nose awkwardly and casually replied: "Oh."

Barlow still looked at the wok in his hand intently and explained:

"Let me think about what my main research direction is.

By the way, have you ever seen a starling?

There are up to 75 birds that fly in flocks in the sky.

These birds fly freely, in huge flocks, without any shape or order.

They are different from wild geese. When wild geese migrate, they will be led by the leader with the strongest wings.

But each of these starlings may become the center of the flock in the next second.

And they never collided, isn't it amazing.

A single move affects the whole body, and even the most sophisticated computer cannot predict its trajectory.

It was these birds that I studied before.

Although it is a theoretical study, when the high degree of coordination of living things is used in war, an invincible team will be produced.

You know, there are many Zerg tribes like ants. We grew up on the ground and don’t have much experience in air combat.

Therefore, most zoological and botanical scholars prefer to study birds. "

Barlow finished speaking enthusiastically, but when he found that he received no response, he scratched his head and smiled, and quickly changed the topic:

"I talk a bit too much, am I suspected of showing off? Then I'll give you a cute graminias as compensation."

He opened the lid of the pot, wetted his fingers, and then squeezed a ball of white rice with his hands. Between the squeezes of his fingers, a lifelike big fat bird appeared in his palm.

Barlow asked with a smile:

"How's it going? Not bad, right?"

Zhuang Zixian has long been impressed by Barlow's rich knowledge and experience.

It's the kind of filter worship that a scumbag has for a top student.

Now seeing this grass sparrow, there is a smile on the corner of the mouth.

"It looks very similar."

Barlow held the fat white grass bird rice ball in his palm and placed it on the dinner plate. Then he used a ladle to scoop out a spoonful of the grass bird stew soup and poured it around the rice.

"Your Excellency Zhuang Zixian, try the rice bowl you like to eat. How does it taste?"

Zhuang Zixian sat next to the cooking table, looking at the dinner plate, holding the spoon without moving it, he smiled and said:

"I'm a little reluctant to eat it."

He was so attentive to cooking a meal just for him.

Zhuang Zixian enjoyed this kind of treatment for the first time.

He looked at Barlow with complicated emotions in his eyes.

Falling in love with someone usually starts with admiration.

Zhuang Zixian admired Barlow for being knowledgeable, knowledgeable, experienced, and living a very sentimental life.

When chatting, she also takes care of his emotions. She is a very sensitive female.

He even went on a rampage and came to his house to beg for sleep.

In Zhuang Zixian's heart, it also became proof of Barlow's bravery.

Brave and unflappable, Barlow appears to be exceptionally reliable.

However, what Barlow said next made Zhuang Zixian's mood fall to the bottom.

Barlow held the dishes from the pot, placed them on the cooking table, and pushed them to Zhuang Zixian:

"It should be very hot now. Let it cool down before eating. It's been a long time since I cooked. I cooked it for Mr. Bruce last time. I don't know if my skills have deteriorated."

When Zhuang Zixian heard this, an unknown fire rose in his heart.

Yes, Barlow already has a male insect, why bother with him again!

At this time, Barlow saw Zhuang Zixian's expression, raised his eyebrows and smiled:

"Why are you looking so bitter and resentful? Who has offended your Excellency again? I haven't felt this relaxed for a long time. Do you want to have a drink together?"

As if by magic, Barlow took out three or two types of wine and a metal shaker from the shopping bag.

In three to two minutes, an orange mixed cocktail will be shaken out.

Barlow found two cups from the cupboard, poured himself a cup, and looked at Zhuang Zixian.

"Would you like a drink, sir?"

Zhuang Zixian looked at Barlow's skillful actions and was a little concerned about what Barlow said just now.

"You said you haven't felt this relaxed for a long time? Don't you and...Bruce have a happy life?"

Barlow pushed the wine glass to Zhuang Zixian's hand, clinked the two glasses, and said with a smile:

"We won't talk about these things today, cheers."

Zhuang Zixian had no choice but to pick up the wine glass and take a sip.

The taste of lime and alcohol fills the mouth, just like Zhuang Zixian's mood.

He was certain in his heart that he was attracted to Barlow.

Like a seasoned hunter, Barlow gradually approaches his prey, using himself as bait and advancing and retreating appropriately.

It seems that catching a fledgling puppy is something that Barlow can do easily and easily.

He was even imagining how interesting it would be to live with Barlow in the future.

Zhuang Zixian took a sip of wine and his eyes turned red.

He didn't even dare to look up at Barlow, and could only ask in a low voice:

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Do you want him to become the third party?

Zhuang Zixian did not ask the next sentence.

He held the wine glass and waited for Barlow's answer.

The next moment, an ambiguous breath sounded in his ears.

The numbing feeling made Zhuang Zixian's fingers turn slightly white while holding the wine glass.

The aroma of oranges came from the side, accompanied by Barlow's laughter:

"Sir, have I passed your test?"

The sudden approach between strangers is acting like a hooligan and disrespecting others.

But among ambiguous partners, sudden proximity will only make people's hearts beat faster.

Zhuang Zixian's heart was beating like thunder and he asked stumblingly:

"Test, test? What, what test?"

Zhuang Zixian didn't dare to turn his head, so he could only look up.

His unfocused eyes suddenly looked through the window and through a few small trees and saw the window of the farm next door.

Faintly among the twigs and leaves, figures walking back and forth in the farm next door can be seen.

"Hmph, your Excellency, you haven't finished your meal yet, so you don't admit it?"

The warmth belonging to Barlow spread from the air.

Zhuang Zixian felt that his right ear was slightly hot.

Although he really doesn't know what a "test" is.

But in such an atmosphere, he would be a fool if he didn't understand.

If you pass the test, does it mean you can survive?

However, he is really not ready yet!

Zhuang Zixian turned his head and looked at Barlow who was close at hand, his eyes a little straight.

"Yet, it hasn't passed yet."

Barlow smiled slightly and retreated to a safe distance:

"Then I'll come back in the evening and help you unload the goods from the box truck."

After saying this, Barlow raised his neck and drank the wine in one gulp. Then he stood up, untied the leather apron around his waist, and walked out without hesitation.

Zhuang Zixian looked at Barlow walking away in astonishment, feeling very angry in his heart.

If you don't get what you want, just leave in time?

What a seasoned scumbag!

I am afraid that I have used this method to deceive countless male insects!

Zhuang Zixian held the spoon in his hand, gritted his teeth, and shoveled the fat white grass bird on the dinner plate into two halves.

It was just past noon.

Zhuang Zixian looked next door again, his mood was completely different.

He paid great attention to what Barlow said.

Barlow said: I haven't felt this relaxed in a long time.

Could it be that Barlow wasn't happy at home?

That's fair to think about, after all, Bruce has five female attendants.

After Zhuang Zixian finished eating, he stood by the window, peeking through a few small trees at the next door, looking for Barlow among the figures by the window.

In the farm next door at this time.

As soon as Barlow opened the door, he suppressed the smile on his face.

Because Bruce doesn't like him laughing casually, and he doesn't like him laughing casually at home.

Hearing the creak of the door opening, Bruce raised his algae-green head from the sofa, glanced at Barlow a few times, and asked:

"How's the progress? Have you been drinking?"

Barlow pursed his lips and nodded:

"It's more pleasant to get along with each other."

After saying this, Barlow remained silent and walked towards the attic.

Bruce became interested. He stood up from the sofa, walked behind Barlow, and kept asking:

"What did you do? What did you talk about? Did you drink together?"

When Barlow opened the door to the loft, Bruce had already asked a dozen questions in a row.

Barlow walked into the small attic, turned around, and looked at Bruce expressionlessly.

"I haven't changed, Mr. Bruce.

I chatted with him just like the day I met you.

I also cooked for him. He likes to eat grass finches, and you like to eat hazel grouse.

He likes sweet and spicy food, and you like sour and salty food.

Your Excellency, you are not like him. "

The smile at the corner of Bruce's mouth froze:

"What do you mean, Barlow? I need you to remind me?"

Barlow looked into Bruce's eyes and asked seriously:

"Your Excellency, are you sincere in what you said before? If I really and Your Excellency Zhuang Zixian..."

Before he finished speaking, Bruce cursed with a livid face:

"Stop! Barlow! I hope you are with Zhuang Zixian. This is what I mean. What gave you the wrong impression? I don't like you at all! I don't feel reluctant to leave you!"

When Barlow heard this, he wanted to laugh very much. He didn't know whether to laugh at his own stupidity or at Bruce's clarification.

He obviously only said half a sentence.

After a while, Barlow closed the wooden door of the small attic.

"I understand, Sir Bruce."

There were no windows in the small, airtight attic.

In the dry air, the tears in the corners of Barlow's eyes quickly evaporated in the air.

He was lying on the small bed with his arms as pillow, wondering why his life was so bad.

However, the time spent with Mr. Zhuang Zixian did make him happy and he found his once fresh self.

However, a relationship that begins with lies and deception is destined not to last long.

Barlow stopped thinking about this. After setting the alarm clock, he lay on the bed and took a lunch break.

Two o'clock in the afternoon is the hottest time of the day.

In the small attic.

Barlow was awakened by the heat of the attic.

Sweat soaked the skirt and back of his clothes.

He stood up irritably, opened the attic door and walked out.

After taking a shower in the bathroom, Barlow felt better.

He walked out of the bathroom with water stains all over his body, looked at the hot sunshine outside the window, and frowned.

Summer is coming soon, there is less rain, water evaporates quickly, and farmland needs to be watered three times a day.

Yesterday he was supposed to lay sprinkler pipes on farmland.

But I was delayed by Bruce's affairs and spent the whole day cleaning the car in the yard.

Barlow immediately put on some clothes and ran out the door without even having a chance to wipe his hair.

He glanced next door and saw that several cars with cargo boxes were still parked in the yard next door.

Since the truck is still there, there is no rush to unload it.

On the contrary, the matter of farmland is urgent.

If farmland is short of water for just one day, crop yields will decrease, causing huge losses.

After thinking clearly, Barlow turned around and ran to the garage, got on the motorboat and glider, rose into the air, and flew towards the farmland.

In the farm next door, Zhuang Zixian was hiding by the window, his eyes full of anger.

"We agreed to unload the car in the afternoon, but then we took one look at it and turned around and left? We even just took a shower!"

Zhuang Zixian thought of what Bruce told him.

Barlow, a female insect, has great needs and often goes to special cinemas.

Zhuang Zixian lowered his eyes, his eyelashes fell, casting a shadow.

After a while, he took out his optical brain and sent a message to Bruce.

[Zhuang Zixian]: I agree with what you said before. Barlow will be the main character in my feature films from now on.

Over there, Bruce responded to the message instantly.

[Bruce]: Really? It would be great!

[Zhuang Zixian]: I have a request. You should take the initiative to divorce Barlow. Since you can't satisfy him, it's best to disappear from his life. You don't like him either, right? After all, you have five female attendants.

Zhuang Zixian lowered his eyes, waiting for the answer.

Half an hour later, Bruce gave a reply.

[Bruce]: Well... okay, I promise you.

[Zhuang Zixian]: You'd better keep your word. Barlow won't go back tonight.

After sending this sentence, Zhuang Zixian did not wait for Bruce's answer.

But Zhuang Zixian no longer cares about this.

As long as there are chat records, Barlow's marriage can be divorced or divorced.

The price of freedom of speech is to be responsible for what you say and to do what you say.

Ten p.m.

Barlow finally laid water pipes on all the fields in the F6 area and watered them again at night.

By the time he dragged his tired body, he had just returned to the gate of the manor.

He was stopped by a voice.

"Hey, Barlow, come here and help me unload the truck."

Barlow turned to look.

In the dark night, Zhuang Zixian, still wearing the cotton home clothes, leaned on the fence of the farm without a door and waved to him.

Barlow turned his head again and looked at his farm.

Bruce, with algae-green hair, stood quietly in the yard, also watching him.

Bruce was facing the light, and Barlow couldn't see his expression clearly.

But Barlow felt that Bruce would definitely let him agree to it.

Barlow smiled:

"Okay, Your Excellency Zhuang Zixian, can I go over now?"

"The best time is now."

Barlow turned around without hesitation and walked towards Zhuang Zixian.

The two walked side by side and chatted casually.

"Sir, which truck should be unloaded first?"

"This one probably contains the cabinet and bed I used when I was on the planet Afro."

Barlow walked to the red cargo box and opened the buckle of the cargo box.

"Boom!"

The sound of heavy crate boards falling was heard, and the cargo box was opened, revealing the goods inside.

Barlow moved his wrist, lifted a pure wooden cabinet weighing several hundred kilograms, put it on his shoulders, and held it against his neck.

"Sir, please go ahead and tell me where to put the things."

Zhuang Zixian smiled and walked ahead to lead the way.

"Put this cabinet in the bedroom."

The two of them entered the farm gate and then entered Zhuang Zixian's bedroom.

When Barlow put the cabinet down properly and was about to move his neck, he heard the crisp sound of the door locking behind him.

Barlow turned his head warily, his pupils shrinking suddenly.

On the floor, clothes fell all over the place.

Barlow's body instantly stiffened, his mind became tense, and he even forgot to breathe.

He was mentally locked by the male insect.

Silent night.

Barlow felt the male's hands, pressing.

Confused, struggling, angry.

When it came to that, Barlow chickened out.

He turned his head angrily, his voice trembling:

"Your Excellency Zhuang Zixian, what are you trying to do!"

Zhuang Zixian smiled:

"Bruce said that you are very good at that, and I want to try it myself."

"You!" Barlow was furious when he heard this. How could he share this kind of thing with others?

And after he and Bruce got married, they only held hands, so where did he get that kind of experience!

Zhuang Zixian wrapped his tail hook around Barlow's waist and said seriously:

"I will be responsible for you. Bruce and I have reached an agreement. Bruce has applied for divorce to the fertility center. You are free. You are single now."

When Barlow heard this, his pupils suddenly opened wide, and there was a moment of confusion in his eyes.

"really?"

One of the privileges of male worms is that they can apply for divorce from the fertility center at any time.

Barlow already had the answer in his heart.

Zhuang Zixian stood behind him and chuckled:

“You can confirm, but now I only give you two options.

Hold me, or push me away. "

Barlow felt sour in his heart and hesitated for a moment.

Zhuang Zixian's words are like the devil, full of magic.

"If you leave me, do you still want to go to the special cinema? Your climax has been awakened by me."

"This is my first time, are you sure you want to leave?"

"You won't find another male on the entire Lapus planet who likes you as much as I do."

When Barlow heard the last sentence, he turned around, his eyes a little red:

"It's really me you like, aren't you looking at others through me?"

Zhuang Zixian approached him and exhaled like a orchid:

"What about you, can you tell the difference between me and Bruce? For a moment, don't call his name."

【Please think for yourself】

As the week went by, Barlow's fever wore off.

Zhuang Zixian lost control several times during this period, and his limbs and bones seemed to have been washed away.

He finally knew how powerful Barlow really was.

Early morning eight days later.

Barlow opened his eyes limply, not wanting to face the outcome of the matter.

But Zhuang Zixian woke up one day earlier than him and was sitting next to him with a letter.

"Don't run away from this, Barlow. I went to your farm and took a look. Bruce had already left with the female attendant.

But he left you a letter. Do you want to open it and read it? "

"Bruce left?"

Barlow's eyes widened.

Zhuang Zixian smiled amusedly, but his meaning was unclear:

"What? Did I not do as well as him in the past seven days? Why do you feel so reluctant to leave? Do you need me to help you recall that shameful memory? Huh? Who begged for mercy first, and who cried?"

Barlow turned his head awkwardly and stretched out his hand tremblingly:

"I want to read this letter myself first."

"respect your choice."

Zhuang Zixian handed the envelope in Barlow's hand.

Barlow opened the envelope and unfolded the letter.

The ancient contact information and the clear and graceful handwriting are Bruce's handwriting.

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Barlow:

Spread the letter good.

By the time you read this letter, I have already left and embarked on a new journey.

Seeing you and Zhuang Zixian together is like me being with him.

My wish in this life is over, and I have no nostalgia for this place.

I never told you what kind of female insect he is.

In fact, he is a scholar, just like you, a scholar who studies birds.

After graduation, he went to a remote planet in the star field to investigate, but later he was lost in the universe.

His death was not a big deal to the Zerg, and was not even reported.

But I feel that my future no longer exists.

At that time, I had no status involvement with him, and I didn't even receive a death notice.

Isn't it a little ridiculous?

Then I met you and you looked so much like him.

I also like to have random thoughts and chat about some interesting knowledge.

I haven't read many books.

But he could always explain everything clearly to me. I love hearing such knowledge.

To keep him in my mind, I married you.

But I am actually very scared. I am afraid that I will really fall in love with you and betray him.

Like him, you are so cheerful, knowledgeable, brave, and reliable, and seem to be able to solve everything.

So I suppress you, belittle you, and separate you. Even, let you find Zhuang Zixian.

At noon that day, I am very grateful for your words. You have not changed, you are still you.

This takes away a little bit of my guilt.

At night, I stood in the yard and watched you make your choice. In fact, I was still looking forward to it, even looking forward to you choosing me.

If you choose me, maybe I will accept you? I am not sure.

But at that time, I was so despicable that I even betrayed him mentally.

There is nothing more to say next, I wish you happiness.

Let me and his life continue.

As for his name, I won’t say it. If I do, you will forget it.

But I will remember him forever.

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Barlow read the entire letter and before he could speak, he heard Zhuang Zixian behind him mutter:

"What is it writing? It looks like a confession letter. It's not for you."

Barlow smiled slightly:

"Maybe. This letter is just him expressing his longing for me. It's not like a letter of apology."

Zhuang Zixian jumped on him and said with a smile:

"Ignore him, what should we do next? Keep moving? But don't move here, we will live at your place. Unload the truck's contents directly to your house."

……

Half a month later, a sailing spacecraft landed in the galaxy on the edge of the star field.

Bruce, with green hair, led five female attendants and left the spaceship.

But they did not leave the starport. Instead, after getting off the spacecraft, they immediately came to a launch pad.

Bruce is wearing a trench coat outfit.

Under the cashmere coat is a neat suit with stacked collars to protect against the cold wind.

He held a large suitcase and waved to the five female attendants.

"I'm going to find him, bye."

The five female waiters had complicated expressions and shouted:

"Sir, do you have to go?"

"Why take the risk?"

"Perhaps it is his wish that you live."

Bruce shook his head, unable to conceal his excitement:

“I have to go, maybe he’s still waiting for me.

You are like starlings, each of you may be the center of the flock at the next moment.

But I am different. My center is only him, and it can only be him.

The substitute couldn't make me forget him, but instead missed him even more. I knew it was time for me to set out to find him.

I just hope he doesn't blame me for wasting three years. "

After Bruce said this, he took off the chain light brain on his hand and handed it to a female waiter.

"This is my optical brain. Please say hello to Barlow for me in the future. I hope he and Zhuang Zixian can always be together and let me witness his happiness."

After doing all this, Bruce turned around without hesitation and boarded the small interstellar travel ship on the launch pad.

Bruce wants to go on an interstellar adventure alone, just like him.

When the launch countdown begins.

The flames burned to a scorching white.

The interstellar travel ship began to lift off and fly towards the universe.

The female attendants stayed where they were, knowing that this was a trip that would never come back.

When the nutritional supplements are exhausted, or the energy of the interstellar travel ship is exhausted, Bruce will wander and die in the universe with the interstellar travel ship.

But this is Bruce's wish.

A female waiter's eyes turned red, tears welled up, and she cursed:

"Insect Shit, I'm so angry! Like that bastard Barlow, we haven't slept with the male bug yet. But why is it that only Barlow has found a new home!"

"That's right! Worm shit! Even if he leaves, Bruce only finds male bugs for Barlow. It's not fair! What about us? We have nothing! Damn it, I should have scolded that idiot Barlow more!"

"That idiot Barlow! Just thinking about it makes me angry! He shouldn't be allowed to sleep in the attic, he should be allowed to sleep on the roof!"

The female attendants cursed angrily, but tears could not stop flowing from their eyes.

When the last light of the spacecraft disappears.

The female attendants were already crying.

Three months later.

In the farm on the planet Lapus.

Zhuang Zixian sat next to Barlow and urged:

"Don't be stunned, hurry up."

Barlow scratched his head, a little embarrassed:

"Ah? Do you really want to send it? Then what should I send?"

Zhuang Zixian rolled his eyes and said:

"Of course it's true. You're getting married. It's your second spring."

Barlow was a little shy:

"Do you want to say that?"

Zhuang Zixian stared and grabbed the optical brain:

"It's not just that, it's also going to be released. The second spring is very powerful. It's better than the previous one. It's just for Bruce's worm to see."

After Zhuang Zixian edited the message, he sent it to Barlow's Star Network.

After the message was sent out, friends who saw it all left messages below to say congratulations.

One of them is particularly eye-catching.

[Bruce]: Barlow, you worm, I wish you happiness!

When Zhuang Zixian saw the news, he rolled up his sleeves and asked Bruce to reason.

"Barlow, Bruce called you bug shit! I'm going to beat him up!"

【Finish】

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Read the whole story.

The red-haired admiral Ulysses put down his optical brain, his emotions fluctuating.

The story written by Mr. Han Ling is still so beautiful.

Especially the plot of the little train, which has a total of 100,000 words, is really enjoyable!

This novel titled "Your Excellency, I was eaten dry by the male next door" caused insomnia to all the female insects who had requested it in advance.

The females were all thinking about one thing.

I am brave, I can cook, I can move, and I am reliable, so can I be happy?