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The new neighbor Zhuang Zixian was also holding a lens tube in his hand and observing Barlow.

Except for the fact that his hair and eyes are black, Zhuang Zixian looks very similar to Bruce, but he looks more refined and handsome.

There was a vertical line between his eyebrows, which was the trace of long-term depression and frowning in his heart.

After hearing Bruce's shocking remarks, Zhuang Zixian put down the lens in his hand, his deep eyebrows full of disgust:

"Bruce, what you said makes me sick. I'm not just a random male."

There was a faint smile on the corner of Bruce's mouth:

"You have chosen to take a special photo shoot and expose yourself to hundreds of billions of female insects in the entire star field.

Will sleeping with a female insect still cause psychological burden? "

When Zhuang Zixian heard this, he snorted coldly:

"Compared to me, you seem to be more shameful!

You are obviously married and have escaped the fate of having to sleep with different females, but you are still willing to degenerate and find a bunch of female attendants.

I think your female may already think you are dirty.

Is it true that the tail hooks that have tasted different flavors of pheromones will not disgust the female insects? "

Female bugs are very sensitive to pheromones of the same kind, and will fight when they encounter them during the hot period.

In daily life, female insects need single housing, including in the army.

Otherwise, the female will become increasingly anxious and irritable.

Bruce was slightly stunned when he heard Zhuang Zixian's insinuation.

The emotions in his heart were surging. His fingers holding the lens barrel were straining, and his fingertips were turning white.

picture!so similar!

Zhuang Zixian is exactly the same as he was when he was young!

They all choose to find another way, thinking that what they do is so different.

Seeing that Bruce was silent, Zhuang Zixian said coldly:

“Special photography actors have a lot of freedom. For example, I can choose my lover as the subject.

We will both appear together.

Take special photos where love exists.

Unlike you, I can only have one female lover! "

Bruce's eyes turned red when he heard this. Zhuang Zixian is more like him than he imagined! In other words, Zhuang Zixian is more like his ideal self.

If you just want to give and receive complete love, you can only accept the harmonious movement of love.

Bruce laughed hoarsely:

"Oh, is that so? I felt wrong. Sorry, don't take what I just said to heart.

There are very few male bugs in this town, so I can still be friends with you, right? "

Zhuang Zixian casually threw down the lens tube and sat on the sofa next to him:

"It's okay, as long as you don't say anything like this again next time."

Bruce nodded and smiled:

"Then we will have a good time meeting next time."

that night.

The planet Lapus is covered in darkness.

Bruce returned home and opened the farm door.

In the yard, Barlow was still naked from the waist down, concentrating on wiping the farm vehicle. The honey-colored skin is particularly eye-catching under the moonlight.

Bruce smiled slightly, walked closer to him, and praised:

"You did a good job today, Barlow. Zhuang Zixian, the male insect next door, has agreed to spend the hot period with you."

When Barlow heard this, his movements suddenly stopped.

He turned his head and looked at Bruce with such incredible eyes.

Bruce was afraid that he didn't understand, so he repeated it.

"Barlow, Zhuang Zixian has agreed to sleep with you, but he needs to examine you before your climax.

Next, it depends on your performance. Be diligent and go to the next door to help. "

At this point, Bruce was afraid that Barlow would regret it, so he added one more sentence:

"Barlow, you promised me before, don't suddenly go back on your promise, that will make it difficult for me to do it."

"...Yeah." Barlow nodded hesitantly, and then asked: "Then can I drive the harvester back to the warehouse?"

"Okay, it's over for today."

When Barlow heard this, he nodded, silently picked up the tire with his hands, and moved it back to the warehouse.

When he finished his work, the moon reached its peak. In the yard, Bruce has long been invisible.

Barlow turned his head and looked through a few small trees at the farm next door.

It was dark inside the farm next door.

The loading and unloading trucks are still parked in the yard.

Barlow's thoughts were extremely confused, and he was thinking about all kinds of things in his mind.

He has experience as a dog licker, but he really has to deal with his neighbors...

Back in the house, Barlow wiped his body randomly in the small attic, then lay on the bed and fell asleep.

When you practice dog licking a lot, you will become more conscious in doing things.

For example, now, it was too late and he wouldn't go to the bathroom to take a shower for fear of disturbing Bruce's sleep.

the next day.

The female waitresses, as usual, urged Barlow to get up and buy breakfast.

After Barlow put on a set of comfortable sportswear, he walked out of the room and, as usual, drove his motorcycle around the farmland before going to the supermarket to purchase nutritional supplements and fruit snacks for the day.

However, after paying the bill, Barlow realized that he had bought too much.

The sixth female attendant has been driven out of the farm.

But Barlow still bought 8 breakfasts.

When he reached the door of his house, Barlow looked up at the next door, gritted his teeth, and walked towards the next door.

The farm next door does not have a courtyard gate.

Barlow walked directly to the door of the house and knocked on the door.

After knocking on the door twice, he stood quietly and waited.

In the house, there is a smart home butler connected to the optical brain, which will report to the owner the situation at the door of the house.

After ten minutes of waiting for Barlow, the door to the house opened.

A low, magnetic voice sounded:

"Do you get up so early every day? Why do you want me?"

Barlow raised his head and looked at the source of the sound. After seeing the male insect, Barlow blinked.

Although he doesn't play the role of a substitute, this male insect does have some similarities to Bruce.

But it was just a similarity. Even without the difference in hair and eye color, Barlow could easily tell them apart.

"Are you stupid? Are you thinking that I am very similar to your male Bruce?"

Zhuang Zixian was wearing plain cotton pajamas, leaning against the door, smiling jokingly.

Barlow shook his head, raised his hand, and handed over a meal:

"You are only slightly similar, but you are still you. Mr. Zhuang Zixian, when I bought breakfast, I bought an extra serving. Do you need it?"

When Zhuang Zixian heard this, he smiled with unknown meaning:

"You're interested, but I always only eat vegetables, not nutritional supplements."

Barlow nodded, then turned and left without hesitation: "Goodbye, Your Excellency Zhuang Zixian."

Zhuang Zixian: "?"

He had just thought that Barlow was very polite and a gentleman, and he knew how to ask the male for his opinion before doing anything.

The sudden turn of events left Zhuang Zixian a little confused.

He was a little confused as to why Barlow didn't try again.

[Work overtime on Double Twelve, ask for leave again, and make up for the holiday tomorrow! 】