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"Why do you ask so suddenly?" James scratched his head, recalled it seriously, and then said:

"My male has been talking a lot lately, I can't remember clearly, but he said he wanted to see me very much, and then wanted to push me to the ground, hehehe~"

Hearing James' lewd laughter, Roderick sighed:

"It's my male insect," he said, and he also wanted to see me in his dream.

He also said that I had never dreamed of him, which made him a little angry.

I think so too, you can all dream about strange male insects at will.

But I have a male worm myself, but I have never dreamed about it. What do you think is the reason? "

Recently, Han Ling has been pestering Roderick every day to make him dream.

But no matter how he fell asleep, Roderick couldn't dream of Han Ling.

There was no way to enter the dreamland, which almost affected the emotional communication between the two of them.

James turned sideways and asked curiously:

"Dreaming? Do you also want to dream? What should you do if you dream about a strange male insect?"

Roderick shook his head:

"Your Excellency said that if I dream, there will only be him in the dream, and it will only be him."

"Are you so sure? Your male is quite narcissistic. Have you had any dreams related to other things recently?"

"I have dreamed about it, and I have also dreamed about the Emperor Star."

"That's weird..." James raised his hand, pinched his chin, and said casually:

"You can dream, but you can't dream about him. Why? Is it because you two have jet lag? You can't fall asleep at the same time?

Every time you wake up, he just goes to sleep.

When you were about to go to bed, he just happened to get up again. "

When Rodrick heard this, he frowned and smiled:

"It's too outrageous. How is it possible? What does my dream have to do with you?"

James chuckled:

"I just said it casually, don't take it seriously. But I think the last sentence you said is quite right.

What does your dream have to do with male insects?

Afraid that Mr. Male Insect will be sad, you lie to him and say that you dreamed of him.

It was your dream anyway, and he didn’t know the real situation. "

Roderick pondered:

"Lying? Isn't that bad? When a lie appears, another lie must be used to make up for it. From now on, I will have to keep deceiving Mr. Male Insect."

James scratched his head:

"Then it depends on the situation. If he insists on letting you dream, and you lie to him again, it will be a white lie.

Dreams are uncontrollable, and you can’t separate just because you can’t dream of him! "

Roderick nodded, feeling that what James said made sense.

While the two were discussing.

A voice suddenly came from behind.

"Roderick, James, would you like to have dinner together later?"

This voice... is very familiar, it's Admiral Ulysses!

The two looked at each other, straightened their backs, turned around, and said with a stiff smile:

"Okay, Admiral."

Ulysses followed the two of them and said casually:

"What were you talking about just now? Why don't you continue? Are you embarrassed to say that I'm here?"

Roderick waved his hand:

"No, how could it be? We just finished chatting. Hahaha, what else can we talk about, just things related to my male worm."

When Ulysses heard this, his thoughts moved.

Others don't know who Roderick's male is.

But Ulysses had seen replays of the Round Table.

He knew that Rodrick's male insect was Han Ling.

So, Ulysses asked insinuatingly:

"How is your male insect doing now? The incident on Aphra Star didn't affect him, right?"

Rodrick nodded:

"Well, he's fine."

Ulysses smiled:

"Have you ever considered taking a leave to accompany him? Although we only have one day off every year, we are allowed to take leave to visit Mr. Male Insect. After what happened just now, he must be very scared and wants to see you."

After hearing this, Roderick felt a little uncomfortable and helpless in his heart.

"Admiral, I also want to see him, but now Aphra is completely closed. Even if I ask for leave, I can't see him.

My male has been having a tantrum recently because of this incident.

He wants me to dream about him when I dream.

Just now, James and I were discussing this matter..."

Before Rodrick finished speaking, James next to him stuck his head out and asked:

"I remember that the male insect of Admiral Ulysses has already come out from the planet Aphra, right?

Can Roderick also pick up the male insect from the planet Aphra? I think it's better to take it out. Avroxing is too dangerous now. "

The words fall.

Admiral Ulysses did not answer immediately.

Rodrick, who was next to him, tugged on James' sleeve, with a frightened expression on his face and his eyes widening.

Holy shit! It’s so embarrassing, bro! You forgot about the Admiral dreaming about twins!

You are so forgetful! How could you suddenly mention Mr. Male Insect!

James failed to understand what Rodrick meant and looked at the admiral seriously, waiting for an answer.

After a while.

Ulysses couldn't resist his curious eyes, nodded, and explained:

"Well, my male Jacob is indeed living on a B-class planet, but I haven't seen him for a long time.

If Roderick wanted to take the male home, he would have to work hard.

After relying on interstellar military merit and being promoted to major general, you can spend credits to bring the male insect home and provide a stable living environment for the male insect. "

James nodded, and just as he was about to say something, he suddenly froze, and even his steps became irregular.

Oh my God! What on earth is he talking about!

At this time, James finally woke up and realized what nonsense he had just said!

The doctor said that the Admiral had not had a hot period with a male in five years.

The incident with the male insect was probably a scar in the admiral's heart, but he actually opened it up so easily!

James opened his mouth and was about to say: I'm sorry, Admiral, I accidentally mentioned your male insect and exposed your scar.

Before the words could be spoken, Roderick stretched out his arm, held James' head, and covered his mouth.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh?" Roderick, why are you covering my mouth?

Roderick said with a dark look on his face:

"Admiral Ulysses, I suddenly want to go to the toilet. I took James to the toilet first."

Ulysses didn't look at the two of them, but nodded in despair:

"Go, go early and come back early."

Roderick turned around and dragged James all the way, and finally arrived at the toilet after turning three or four corners.

"boom!"

After opening the toilet door, Roderick immediately closed the toilet door and lowered his arms.

"Bah, bah, bah!" James wiped his mouth aggrievedly: "Why are you covering my mouth? I haven't apologized to the general yet."

Roderick laughed angrily at these words:

"You apologize, and then what? Then the admiral will know that all the female insects in our fleet have heard his secret. Not only are they separated from the male insects, but they also have dreams of this and that with the twins."

When James heard this, he was frightened:

"Damn it! Brother! Fortunately you caught me! Otherwise I would be the sinner of the entire fleet!"

ten minutes later.

The First Exploration Corps, in the canteen of the station.

Ulysses drank nutritional supplements tastelessly.

It was a drink that could be drank in one go, but he drank it for ten minutes.

It wasn't until Roderick and James came to him that Ulysses heaved a sigh of relief.

"I'm sorry, Admiral, we came back a little late."

"It's all Roderick's fault for wasting time. Admiral, let's eat together."

After hearing what the two said, Ulysses smiled and said:

"Eat. In fact, I am eating with you today mainly because I want to say that I already know the matter and you don't have to hide it from me anymore."

As soon as he said these words, James lost his grip on the nutritional supplement and dropped it directly on the table.

James lowered his head guiltily and hurriedly picked up nutritional supplements on the table, as if the bag of drinks had turned into a slippery fish that was impossible to catch.

Roderick's throat was tight, and he said after a while:

"Admiral, stop scaring us? What happened in the fleet? Why didn't I know?"

Ulysses didn't speak, but just looked at the two of them, his eyes circling around them, as if he was asking: Which of you two will speak first?

At this time, James suddenly raised his head and said:

"Admiral, it seems that I can't hide this from you. In fact... the reason why the atmosphere in the fleet is weird is because 1/20 of the military females have begun to dream, and everyone's dreams , the male insects all look different.

Now we are all doubting that the things in dreams may not be virtual. "

Ulysses looked at James with searching eyes:

"Is this really what happened?"

James giggled and scratched his head:

"Is there anything else? What else can we hide from you?"

Rodrick nodded and agreed:

"Well, actually, I don't think I can hide the dream from you for long.

Nowadays, more and more female insects are dreaming, and everyone is very confused and wants to know what the dreams mean.

The military women all came to ask James what the purpose of this dream was, or whether it was a human test.

But James didn't know that the atmosphere in the fleet was getting weirder and weirder. "

Ulysses looked at the two of them for a while and found that there was no way to fake anything else. Then he smiled again:

"Roderick is right, after the number of dreaming female insects increases, the truth cannot be hidden for too long.

I didn't think carefully about this matter.

Then, I will tell you the truth of the matter.

If another military female comes to ask you, you will be able to answer. "

After hearing this, James' eyes widened. It turns out that there is really an inside story to the dream? He was just made up by Hu Zou Bali!

Ulysses held the nutritional supplement in his hand, drank it in no hurry, and spoke slowly:

"The male insect that appeared in the dream is actually real..."

"hiss!"

"hiss!"

James and Roderick took a breath, widened their eyes, and looked at the admiral in disbelief.

What? Are male worms real?

Ulysses was not angry when his words were interrupted, but reorganized his words and said:

"These male bugs live in another universe. They have an imbalanced sex ratio just like us.

They leave only the males alive.

And dreams are the bridge between them and us.

Male insects from another universe are physically very weak, but mentally powerful. This is why they can travel through the universe and find us.

You must have seen what happened on the Avro planet before, right?

The male insect who opened the space transmission channel, Mr. Han Ling, came from another universe. "

Rodrick's eyes widened when he heard this. Did Han Ling come from another universe? Han Ling didn't tell him!

However, Roderick relaxed when he thought that he was hiding something from Han Ling.

Not saying some things is a way of protecting each other.

And whether these things are said or not, they have no impact on their feelings and relationships.

James suddenly realized and sighed:

"I have never seen Mr. Male Insect before, and I thought that every Mr. Insect has such strength. It turns out not to be the case!"

In that video, Mr. Han Ling's ability shocked the females in the entire star field.

With a wave of his hand, the space transmission channel is opened, and thousands of troops can cross the universe.

If each battleship formation can be equipped with one such male insect, then their Zerg's star territory will expand again!

Ulysses smiled:

“Although the male insects on Planet Aphro have spiritual power, they are far from that powerful.

According to historical records, before the gender imbalance, in each fleet, there were both female and male insects fighting together.

Why is the position of the mecha always double?

In fact, it's because those who pilot mechas are usually a couple. The female worm controls the mecha, and the male worm controls the mecha's cannon fire.

You also know that when a female insect unleashes its full strength, its mental power is extremely unstable, and it is very easy for it to become chaotic and out of control, and turn into a lunatic.

But if his male insect was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, things would be different.

The female can rest assured and use her full strength.

In that era, in just thirty years, our Zerg's star territory expanded hundreds of times. 50% of the credit belongs to the male worm.

Unfortunately, at that time, the male-female ratio was already out of balance. Later the ratio became even more disparate. "

Roderick grew up on the Emperor Planet. He had read history books dating back ten thousand years and was very familiar with this history.

But James, a military female who grew up normally on the planet, would not have been exposed to such history books.

Therefore, James' eyes widened when he heard the news.

He turned his head, looked at Roderick, and said with disgust:

"I don't want to be your second-in-command anymore! I also want to drive a mecha myself! Then let my male insect assist me!"

Having said this, James turned to look at Ulysses and asked:

"Admiral, you said that since the male worm is real, when can my male worm come to me? When can we meet?"

When Ulysses heard this, he paused and said:

“I’m not sure about this time, maybe a year or two, maybe decades.

I can't make a conclusion on this matter. It depends on how many dreaming female insects there are in the entire galaxy. "

"Alas!" James shook his head: "It seems there is still time to wait."

Ulysses smiled and said:

"The dream awakening test is at the experimental points set up by the eight armies, and the higher ups attach great importance to this matter.

If done correctly, you may be able to meet the males in five years.

You can tell the military women in the fleet the news I mentioned, but it is best not to spread it outside, so as not to cause panic.

After the experimental data is available, the marshals will personally announce it. "