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There are currently only more than thirty replay videos in the male insect live broadcast room.

But the playback volume is very high, the lowest one has 600 million playback volume.

Ulysses spent a long time selecting the video with the highest views.

[Male Parma’s live broadcast room]

The live broadcast of male insects takes the form of holographic live broadcast.

When Ulysses clicked into the live broadcast room, the scenery around him changed drastically.

An exquisite and gorgeous villa decoration covered the combat laboratory where he was originally located.

Because he was sitting on an office chair, the holographic live broadcast room had automatically adjusted him to the position of the villa sofa based on his posture.

The villa was very crowded at the moment. There were female insects sitting everywhere on the sofa and soft chairs, and there were even some standing and leaning against the wall.

These are the viewers watching the video simultaneously with Ulysses.

The maximum capacity of the holographic live broadcast scene is 100 people.

The extra people will automatically form a new room.

At this time, the male insect has not yet appeared, and the surroundings are noisy with the chatter of the audience.

——Why hasn’t the male insect come out yet?

——It’s worrying. What happened on Afrostar is so bad. I wonder if Mr. Male Insect was frightened.

——I just want to know how you, Mr. Male Insect, will live in the future.

--well! I can donate money to Mr. Male, why not open it to rewards?

The audience talked about everything.

Ulysses sat relaxed on the sofa.

He just wanted to confirm the safety of Mr. Male Insect.

A minute later, the holographic scene was completed.

A 5-second countdown appeared in front of Ulysses.

5、4、3、2、1。

The last number appears.

Little by little starlight particles began to gather.

The light gradually condensed into a blurry figure.

The figure gradually became clearer, and a brown-haired male appeared in the center of the villa.

appear in the audience's sight.

The audience shouted excitedly.

——It’s Mr. Parma!

——Sir, how are you doing lately? Were you scared?

——Are the males on Apolo okay?

Palma folded his hands nervously, his handsome eyebrows wrinkled slightly because he saw so many spectators, and his narrow eyes seemed to be flowing with spring water.

Palma usually only needs to meet one female when going on a date. He has never seen such a battle, with a hundred females gathered in his room.

Although the female insect looks very superior, like a feast of beauty, for Parma, the impact is still too much.

After being stunned for a while, he finally remembered the training content Han Ling had given them before.

Palma raised his hand and waved, then said awkwardly:

"Hello everyone, my name is Palma. This is my first time meeting you. I hope you like me."

The words fall.

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room.

These female insects who have been alone all their lives have never heard such gentle words.

Not to mention, Mr. Male Insect took the initiative to show his kindness and ask for his liking.

The female worms no longer asked questions related to Avrostar, and shouted like crazy, with eyes that wanted to eat the male worms.

——Okay, okay, I will definitely like you!

--Your Mightiness! Mr. Parma, I will definitely support you!

——Oooh, what a cute male insect!

——Thank you to the live broadcast room for allowing me to see such a male insect! I will die without regrets!

——I have never dated, but I have always heard that the males on Aphra are not easy to get along with. I think they are all rumors! Mr. Parma is very good!

When the surrounding females fell into madness, only Ulysses remained calm.

In yesterday's dream, he had been squeezed dry. Now, his resistance to beauty has risen to full strength.

He even had the intention to examine the male insect in front of him.

Lord Parma, when he first appeared, had his hands folded, indicating that he was full of anxiety.

This kind of anxiety is not brought to him by the audience, but already exists.

Palma's eyes were constantly wandering, and his dilated pupils showed that his eyes were not focused.

This look often means that Palma is planning something in his heart.

Ulysses continued to watch in silence, analyzing the male insect Parma's character from his actions.

The live broadcast continues.

After introducing himself, Palma had a smile on his face and actively interacted with the audience, stimulating the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

"If you have any questions, you can ask them and I will try my best to answer them."

Most of the questions from the audience were repetitive.

Because females rarely come into contact with males, this creates an embarrassing consequence.

The audience didn't know what to say to Mr. Male Insect.

Talk about mecha? Or are you talking about combat skills? Or are we talking about professional skills?

Forget it, every other line is like a mountain.

Talking about this kind of issue is more like mocking the ignorance of Mr. Male Insect.

In the end, the audience can only ask about the current situation of Aphra Star and the hobbies and interests of Mr. Male Insect.

Palma took only five minutes to answer the question.

Immediately afterwards, the scene turned cold and the whole place was silent.

To be honest, Palma’s live broadcast room is too boring.

The dialogue is completely devoid of nutrients and relies entirely on the audience’s questions to enliven the atmosphere.

The questions raised are also quite intellectually retarded.

"Your Excellency, have you eaten?"

"I ate, I ate rice, what about you?"

Such a conversation made the situation extremely awkward.

If this wasn't the male live broadcast room, the female would have simply quit.

At this moment, Ulysses noticed that Palma's eyes suddenly drifted away and the smile on his face became stiff.

Ulysses couldn't help but sit up straight, feeling a little expectant in his heart.

The change in eyes indicates that someone is guiding the male from the sidelines.

So what will be discussed next in the live broadcast room?

A few seconds later, Palma smiled reluctantly, and then brought up a large turntable.

"I'm a little nervous when we meet for the first time. How about we play a game? As for what game to play, let the turntable decide."

As soon as these words were spoken, the scene became more active again.

——Okay, Your Majesty, just make the decision.

——I have seen this turntable in other live broadcast rooms. As long as the live broadcast room is quiet, it will be brought up. It seems to be universal.

--Yeah? It was my first time to watch a male insect live broadcast. What was on the carousel?

——Dancing, singing, etc., and cross-dressing.

——Oh, that feels quite ordinary.

——There is a male insect dancing for you, and you even picked it up!

There are only 100 viewers in the live broadcast room, so it is very difficult to mobilize the atmosphere.

But the next second, Ulysses' eyes widened.

All the females in the audience also took a breath of cold air.

This big turntable has something!

Turntable reward 1: Measure the size of a female insect on the spot.

This first clause alone suffocated Ulysses.

Was it the measurement he imagined?

This is a holographic live broadcast room, and every move of the audience will be recorded.

Once a hungry female tries to do something obscene to Palma's image, she will be kicked out immediately.

But what if the male takes the initiative?

Ulysses frowned and turned to look at the audience around him.

The mute audience member who was originally slapped to speak a single word was now constantly mumbling about the five options on the turntable.

It seems that the real live broadcast has just started now?

[Take a leave and update 1 words tomorrow. 】

in the live room.

Palma, the male anchor, was looking at the big turntable with a livid face.

The content on this turntable is completely different from what was promised in advance.

It must be that bugger from the Bernese Mountains!

No wonder just now, Bernshan has been urging him to interact with the audience from the sidelines!

Mr. Han Ling made it clear that they are not allowed to engage in borderline content.

But the turntable that Bern Mountain prepared for him was simply a disco in Mr. Han Ling's minefield!

Turntable reward 1: Measure the size of a female insect on the spot.

Wheel Reward 2: Follow the video and dance a milk dance.

Roulette Reward 3: Show your favorite hot moves live.

Wheel Reward 4: Taste the pheromone taste of five lucky viewers on the spot.

Turntable Reward 5: Unlock the central control in the room, allowing the audience to touch it for three minutes.

These five rewards are each more outrageous than the last.

The big wheel is divided into five equal parts, and the probability of each option is equally large.

Palma stared at the keyboard, clenching his fists, gritting his teeth, and eyes bursting with hatred and strong regret.

His purpose as a host is to get close to Mr. Han Ling and improve his mental strength.

But Bern Mountain ruined everything!

Once today's live broadcast is broadcast, he will be the first male insect to violate the wishes of Han Ling.

Asking Mr. Han Ling for advice on spiritual power may also come to nothing.

The surrounding audience started booing.

They all shouted:

——Your Excellency, Your Excellency Parma, hurry up and win the lottery!

——Whatever you really draw, you just show it?

--No way? Mr. Male Insect...

——Hurry up and smoke, don’t dare to say that you don’t dare to do it, the turntable has been out for a long time, and I haven’t seen you turn it!

——Hurry up! The live broadcast time is only one hour in total!

At the urging of the audience, Palma breathed a sigh of relief.

It's all his own fault.

The old matter was not properly resolved, so he took the initiative to work under Bern Mountain.

It is only a matter of time before one is retaliated against.

As the only son of a large conglomerate, Palma received only one sentence from childhood: Do all the good things and never do the bad.

Since Bern Mountain wants to take revenge on him, he will punish himself first and plead guilty.

Strive to solve the following matters more easily.

Palma thought everything through, smiled slightly, and said:

"Since today is my live broadcast debut, we will not draw the carousel."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a round of boos.

--cut! Not interesting!

——Why is the live broadcast room still engaging in fraud?

--ah? I'm so excited!

——I originally voted for you, but I won’t vote for you next time! big liar.

The audience was talking a lot and expressed their dissatisfaction with Parma.

But Palma went on to say:

"This is the first live broadcast. I will leave you with a souvenir. We will do all five carousel rewards."

Ok?

When the audience heard this, their eyes widened.

There were also some female insects that swallowed quietly.

real or fake? Do it all again?

Even Ulysses moved his position in shock.

The next second, exotic music sounded.

The sound of maracas and string music filled the live broadcast room.

When Ulysses heard this song, he was shocked.

This is a celebratory song used by the Legion before the war.

The passionate music and lyrics depict the base desires of female insects, which are vulgar and unsightly.

Many female insects had their Adam's apples rolling up and down when they heard this song.

Palma stretched out his hand and took out a bottle of ordinary pure milk.

After poking open the tinfoil, he drank it.

However, he drank very slowly, and the pure milk that he didn't have time to drink flowed downwards from the corner of his mouth.

The female insects present had never seen this kind of performance before, and they all moved uneasily in their chairs.

Even the standing female is adjusting her stance, crossing her legs.

"Gudong." After Palma finished drinking, his waist slowly twisted.

His narrow and cold eyes were still full of calculations, but they revealed a hint of amorous feelings.

The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited.

Palma followed the dance music, slowly walked off the stage and came to the sofa.

Ulysses, who was sitting on the sofa, quickly stood up and took a step back.

The male's aura was quite aggressive, making him feel restless.

Ulysses subconsciously rejected the male insect, and the figures of the Yao twins also appeared in his mind.

Although Ulysses retreated, another female moved over with red eyes and took Ulysses' place.

When Palma came to the sofa, the tail hook behind him followed the rhythm of the music.

He stretched out his hand, placed his fingers on the top of the female insect's head, and then ran through the messy hair, stroking it.

The female insect's eyes were straight, and the expression on her face was very excited, but also seemed to be full of pain.

"Your Excellency Male Insect!"

Palma's narrow brown eyes looked at him intently, or perhaps at all the spectators sitting in this position.

"Lucky, do you want me to taste the pheromones, or take measurements?"

Ambiguous words and confusing actions.

At this moment, Palma is like a big devil, playing with the female insect's feelings wantonly. After completing the goal, he immediately withdraws and leaves, leaving only a charming legend.

The atmosphere in the venue was really too hot.

Ulysses watched in horror before he called up the live broadcast and clicked the exit button without hesitation.

so horrible!

The male worms of Afro star are really clever in their methods!

Who can stop this!

After exiting the live broadcast room, the virtual scene built around him faded away like a tide.

Ulysses is still in his war lab.

Looking at the cold metallic walls, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Recently, he has broken through the bottom line one after another. The bottom line has been reached and he can no longer retreat.

But... Ulysses secretly thought in his heart, if the twins, Lord Yao, could dance that dance for him in his dream.

Then I can give my life to them both!

Ulysses, whose mind was filled with life-giving literature, was having sex in his mind for a long time.

An hour later, he smacked his lips, and the corners of his raised lips never came down.

When he reopened his brain, he discovered it.

[Male Palma’s live broadcast room], the number of views on the first video has exceeded 2000 million.

In more than 30 live broadcast rooms, Parma's video playback volume is unparalleled.

Ulysses murmured with dull eyes:

"It's really scary. Your Excellency Han Ling's methods are too clever. If this continues, it won't be long before the Yao Clan can awaken millions of people."