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Chapter 106: The upcoming forces (work overtime on Double 11 and take a day off, stay up late to cat
Han Ling's words scared Bernshan into a cold sweat.
Bernshan stretched out his collar, feeling a little confused.
He had seen Han Ling take action, with a bodhisattva heart and thunderous methods.
When attacking foreigners, there was no ambiguity.
At this time, Han Ling smiled slightly:
"Don't be nervous, your tentacles are all standing up. Are you so scared?"
Tentacles? Bernanshan touched the top of his head awkwardly and buried his tentacles in his hair.
He took two steps forward, followed Han Ling's footsteps, and explained:
"Boss, I really don't know the situation at home. You know, after the male worms are born, they will be sent to the Avro star. And the male worms have no value in cultivating. When they reach adulthood...my brother and I are taken seriously. .”
After saying that, Bernshan couldn't help but lower his head. He has read many books, including economics, culture, and philosophy.
He knew clearly that when males reach adulthood, they automatically acquire erotic capital.
Erotic capital is a natural attribute that cannot be obtained through hard work or accumulation.
As a scarce capital, male insects will definitely be valued by their families when they reach adulthood.
But only when erotic capital is truly operational can males gain access to the core information of the family.
For example, his eldest brother Matthew, when the eldest brother actually marries the second prince, he may be able to know some family secrets.
Han Ling was not surprised at all by what Bernshan said. He smiled and patted Bernshan on the shoulder, hugged him and walked towards the villa, saying:
"I believe you, too many things happened today. Let's not talk about these. Let's have a good night's rest and celebrate our escape from death.
If I hadn't still had some ability, I'm afraid we would have died at the last dance by now. "
After saying that, Han Ling lowered his head and sighed secretly.
There is still a tough battle to be fought tomorrow. When all the forces come together, it will be another big melee.
Planning comes first and attacking the heart comes first.
I only hope that my words can impress all parties when the time comes.
When Han Ling put his hand on Bernshan's shoulder, Bernshan's whole body stiffened.
The corners of his mouth trembled, and then he sobbed softly:
"Boss, thank you for trusting me, and thank you for saving me."
Han Ling ruffled his golden hair, just smiled and continued walking forward without saying anything.
When the two returned to the villa and saw the warm lights lighting up, they both felt like they were in another world.
Warm white soft light illuminates the entire villa.
Bernshan sheepishly wiped the tears on his face and asked:
"Boss, where do you want to sleep? The master bedroom on the second floor is for you."
Han Ling waved his hand:
"No, bring me a bedding, I'll just make a bed on the floor in the living room."
When Bernshan heard this, he was stunned. He didn't expect that there was an option to sleep in the living room.
Because there are seven or eight large and small rooms in his villa, so there is no shortage of guest rooms.
Han Ling raised his eyebrows:
"Why are you so stunned? Are you afraid of sleeping alone? Then do you want to make a floor in the living room with me?"
When Bernanshan heard this, he nodded in agreement without thinking.
"Okay, I'll lay the floor with the boss!"
ten minutes later.
The two of them were lying flat on each other in the living room with their heads facing each other.
Bourne Mountain was lying on the floor with an indescribable mood.
For the first time, he saw the villa's bright chandelier from below.
He looked at the brilliant light reflected by the crystal chandelier, and his mood fluctuated.
The experience of this day was too thrilling and too legendary for him.
There was something in Bernshan's mind that he felt uncomfortable not to express, so he asked in a low voice:
"Boss, are you asleep?"
Han Ling opened his eyes, yawned and replied:
"I didn't sleep, what's wrong?"
Bernshan relaxed completely. He collapsed on the ground and opened his heart and said:
"Boss, I want to talk to you.
In fact, I admire you very much, I really admire you!
Since I met you, I know for the first time that male insects can also live colorful lives.
You write books, set up companies, and make games.
You're doing something you love.
I never thought about what I like.
The lifespan of the Zerg race is five hundred years. My life's mission is to sleep with 1 female Zerg.
Go on a date, pick a date, and contribute pheromone fluid.
This is what keeps me busy every day.
I hate time because time passes too slowly. In my dreams, I hope that there will be an accelerator button in my life to quickly end my boring life.
But today, for the first time, I am glad that I am still alive, and it feels good to be alive. "
Bernshan looked at the chandelier, talking nonsense, whatever came to his mind, and expressed all his suppressed feelings.
Han Ling rested his arm on his pillow and comforted:
"Yes, if you want to stay alive, there will definitely be great changes in Apolo Planet. As long as you are alive, it is not too late to do whatever you want.
Moreover, you can't always deny yourself. What the male insects do is great and more meaningful than playing games.
Your contribution to the continuation of the Zerg race is unparalleled by anything. "
When Bernshan heard this, he smiled:
“There are only so many male worms left now, how can they continue?
Moreover, will our lives really change?
Although the alien matter has been resolved, the life on Aphra Star will not change much.
We'll still be repeating the same mission, just without the end-of-month dance.
Boss, you said before that I am stupid and bad, but in fact, I think I am just bad, but not stupid. "
Han Ling asked back:
"Then if there are no more missions in the future and you are free, what kind of life do you want to live?"
"Hmm..." Bernshan thought:
"I don't know and can't imagine what freedom is. But I feel that I should have a hobby and a job. Sometimes I am busy and sometimes I relax. When I relax, I can have dinner with friends.
Or I would have a stable partner who I could get to know over time. Rather than meeting each other, going to bed without stopping, and then never seeing each other again. "
When Bernshan said this, he smiled and said:
"Boss, do you know that the Flo family has a lot of books, all about love.
The love in the book tells the story of a female insect and a male insect.
Some collections of books also write about the love of three worms and the love of four worms.
But there is no book about the love of a worm. "
When Han Ling heard this, he couldn't help but feel ashamed.
The ratio of male to female among the interstellar Zerg race is really too disparate.
This is the Zerg's biggest dilemma.
However, the Yao clan can perfectly solve this dilemma.
But how to reveal the Yao clan and convince all the females is a big problem.
After all, the number of awakened Yao people is too small now, even so small that it can be ignored. For the Zerg, it is just a drop in the bucket.
Han Ling thought for a while and said:
"Go to sleep, don't think so much, don't be too pessimistic, everything will get better."
After putting Bernshan to sleep, Han Ling couldn't sleep anymore. He kept harassing the system in his mind.
"System, various forces may come to me tomorrow. What should I do?"
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