Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg
Chapter 1 The miserable Han Ling
C1672 Junk Star.
Cargo handling center.
Han Ling, who had traveled from Blue Star, was sitting with a group of female insects, waiting for today's wage settlement.
The surrounding females were chatting animatedly.
Han Ling strained his ears and listened carefully.
——"Have you seen the news? Your Excellencies, the male insects of Planet Afro, this month, each of you will summon 10 military females."
——"Damn it! I'm going to explode! Why wasn't I the female insect who landed on the Aphra planet?"
——"Insect shit! I'm afraid those female insects are going to have a lot of fun! It's so pitiful for you, the male insect, that you date ten military females in a month."
——"Your lovely and charming male insect, if I touch you, I will definitely love him very much!"
Hearing this, Han Ling was so scared that he wrapped his coat tightly and wanted to cry without tears.
He is a male insect now!
This time, he clearly traveled physically, and the BCG vaccine pattern on his arm was still there.
However, under the influence of interstellar radiation, Han Ling's body began to transform into insects.
From the tail bone, a slender carapace-structured tail grew, with fine soft barbs.
Not long after, he will completely transform into a male insect.
Han Ling lowered his head, feeling a little lucky in his heart.
Fortunately, he was smart enough to hide his tail hook early and disguise himself as a sub-female. Only then can I spend a month peacefully in the cargo loading and unloading center.
If his identity is exposed here, I'm afraid he will be directly defeated by these female insects.
At this time, the boss came out to pay wages.
Han Ling quickly stood up and lined up.
After a while.
"This is your salary for this month. Don't come here tomorrow. I have never seen a weak female like you. If you weren't 185cm tall, I would have thought you were a male!"
The boss's rough voice came from above.
Han Ling opened his hand and a wad of money hit his palm. He raised his head and asked in deliberation:
“I don’t want cash anymore, can I exchange it for credits?”
In front of him, the rugged-looking female ant was a soldier ant from the ant tribe. She still had the characteristics of an ant on her body and face. The boss sneered:
"Huh? You finally have a light brain?"
Han Ling nodded:
"Well, I was doing odd jobs before, so I went to get a second-hand one. It works."
"Send the optical brain number and I'll call it in for you."
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"Insect shit!" The soldier ant tugged at Han Ling's collar and grinned with a cruel smile:
"Are you kidding me? Who can remember such a long number?"
Han Ling quickly waved his hand and said:
"Don't, don't get excited! I'm not kidding you. If you don't believe me, just repeat it again, 310..."
The female soldier ant can lift more than 40 times its own weight and is extremely powerful.
Han Ling's weight is not enough to fit between his teeth. If he is really thrown away, he will be disabled even if he is dead.
After repeating the light brain signal, the female insect in front of him finally believed his words and earned the credit.
After getting the money, Han Ling walked out without looking back.
This shitty job is finally over!
During this month of traveling through the interstellar Zerg tribe, he suffered a lot.
Fortunately, he finally got his identification yesterday.
With an identity and an optical brain, he is also an official interstellar citizen.
Passing through the smelly garbage alley, Han Ling returned to the road outside the central city.
He walked to the trash can filled with sewage, picked up a can of energy supplements that someone else had left behind, raised his head, and drank the remaining bit of it.
After a while, I felt full.
After time travel, he changed from eating junk food to eating junk food. This is not a setback.
Han Ling raised his head, looked through the garbage star city with many tall buildings, and saw the holographic image on the top of the building.
On the holographic display screen was a man with a slender figure and fair skin.
The man was showing a cute smile, and a slender carapace-structured tail behind him swayed slightly with the figure.
This is the male worm.
The interstellar male insect is slender and short in stature, weak in body, and has no telepathic insect armor. It is a real piece of iron waste.
The interstellar female insect has a strong body, smooth muscle lines, and a well-developed and hard exoskeleton. Once the telekinesis armor is opened, it will transform into a war meat grinding machine.
but.
Although the male worm is useless, it is still a treasure of the universe.
Because the sex ratio of the interstellar Zerg is extremely disparate, every male Zerg is called Lord Male and is highly sought after.
The male to female ratio is 1600:200:1.
Out of 1801 newborns.
1600 females, 200 sub-females and 1 male.
Such a deformed gender ratio has also created a distorted concept of marriage and love among the interstellar Zerg.
Most female bugs can only apply for frozen sperm, conceive alone, and raise bug cubs.
Only a small number of female bugs have the opportunity to sleep with male bugs.
Only a very small number of females have the opportunity to marry males.
This is all the information Han Ling collected after traveling for a month.
After knowing these contents, Han Ling, who transformed into a male insect, directly hid his identity as a male insect.
He didn't want to become a breeding pig and be dragged away for breeding.
He didn't want to have to sleep with a bunch of strong men every month.
Although the females have delicate skin and strong bodies, Han Ling, who grew up under the red flag, is still a firm advocate of monogamy.
Throwing the nutritional supplements in his hand back into the trash can, Han Ling smacked his lips and left without looking back.
Lower-ranking males are kept in captivity and drained.
High-level males are kept in captivity by nobles and shared among brothers.
He did not accept any of these results.
So Han Ling planned to pick up his job when he got his ID card.
Rely on coding to support yourself.
The entertainment of the interstellar Zerg can be described as a desert.
In the entire interstellar, there are only ten special films that support the spiritual world of female insects.
[Special filming: a specially filmed film, played in a fixed place, used to appease female insects. 】
The rest of culture, games, and audio and video are all moving closer to war.
And Han Ling is actually an author of yellow mosquito novels.
He was going to write something good to open the eyes of the interstellar insect people.
Save some money to buy your life.
Han Ling cautiously stepped across the dirty puddle, turned a few corners, and walked to a nice-looking three-story hotel on the side of the road.
Enter the hotel.
The innkeeper is a low-level female stag tribe, and he still retains the characteristics of the stag tribe on his arms.
"...Today's post-war analysis..."
The hotel owner was looking at Guang Nao when Han Ling walked up to the counter and interrupted him.
"Boss, I'm here to rent a room, one room, for a week."
The innkeeper threw a card over to him without even looking at him.
"Get the room card, seven days a week, 300 credits."
After Han Ling used his computer to transfer the money, he took the room card and walked to the third floor alone.
On the garbage planet, you can sleep anywhere you want.
But if you want to dig a hole downwards and connect water and electricity, you can only apply to the Planet Office.
Under normal circumstances, garbage stars are short of resources and will not be allowed to pass.
Han Ling hadn't taken a shower for a month. He was going to clean up his personal hygiene and think about what new book he wanted to write.
Step onto the steel stairs and use your room card to open the door.
A simple room with one living room and one bathroom appeared in front of me.
The door faced a window.
After entering the door, the toilet is on the left, and walking forward is the main hall.
Han Ling looked at the empty room and fell into deep thought.
No wonder it's so cheap.
Not to mention a bed, there is not even a set of tables and chairs.
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