After the locust disaster, my fairy reincarnation identity was exposed

Pregnant people are the biggest.

Women who are about to give birth to a baby are older.

Even if Cui Yiqiu wanted to talk to his wife properly, he couldn't provoke his wife at this time.

After all, people can die at any time during childbirth.

What if his wife is stimulated by his words and has problems with the fetus?

That's two lives.

Cui Yiqiu, who was sweating profusely, could only agree to this ridiculous request.

The proud Mrs. Chen let him go: "Go tell my mother and your mother quickly, and then find Xiao Qi, or I won't give birth."

Cui Yiqiu had no choice but to call her mother-in-law, Hong, in a panic: "Mom, my wife is about to give birth."

Mrs. Hong gave birth to two sons, a daughter, and a grandson. She knew about childbirth.

But after all, childbirth is a major event for a woman to step into the gate of hell. She was still very nervous and said hurriedly: "Go and invite your mother-in-law, she is Wen Po."

Cui Yiqiu thought of what Chen said and wanted to tell his mother, but he didn't want to make it difficult for his mother now, so he didn't say it in the end.

He hurriedly ran to invite his mother-in-law.

His mother-in-law was not from this mountain, but from Ertou Mountain. Her surname was Lu, and she was known as Lu Wenpo.

Both Lu Jianiang and Grandma Lu are stable mothers, so they can be considered as family members.

This craft should be passed down from daughter-in-law to daughter-in-law, but Mrs. Lu Wen has been interested in this since she was a child.

She learned it secretly when she was a girl at home. Later, she even pretended to be a woman and went to the mother's home to learn it secretly.

In the end, Mrs. Lu taught her a lesson, just because Mrs. Lu Wen was not married at that time, and she had warned her not to deliver the baby now.

It is said that if an unmarried girl is exposed to this, she will not be able to have children.

It wasn't until she married into Chenjiacun that Mrs. Lu Wen officially became a midwife.

In the past thirty years, she has delivered either 500 or 499 children.

Grandma Lu Wen said that she had delivered more boys than girls.

And even if the pregnant woman she picks up has a difficult delivery, she can still give birth to the baby safely.

Although success is not 90%, it is still 70%.

Everyone likes to call her to deliver babies.

In this way, Mrs. Lu Wen earned more copper coins, and her family's life became easier.

But I just love taking advantage.

But no one dared to look at Po Wen, because if she did something during the delivery, it would be over.

Grandma Lu Wen stepped into the yard and heard her daughter's shouting. She still walked leisurely and smiled happily: "It's still early for the first baby. Don't shout, it's a waste of energy."

Hong also knew that the first pregnancy was not that fast, but she was not so stable and panicked: "This is the first time a child has a baby. She is always scared and screams in pain."

Mrs. Lu Wen glanced sideways at Mrs. Hong: "What's so cool about this? What woman doesn't have children?"

"Scream if it hurts, then don't do it."

"What's the point of having a baby now? It's a waste of energy."

Hong: "..."

This is your daughter, and you are embarrassing your daughter by saying this.

Grandma Lu Wen didn't care. When she delivered the baby, she liked to say this when she heard the little wives crying and howling.

Seeing her little daughters-in-law obediently and red-faced, she felt particularly proud.

If you don't obey me, you will suffer more.

If you are obedient, you will suffer less.

Get the red envelope first and you will have a smooth delivery.

If you don't take the red envelope first, you will suffer a little.

However, most families give red envelopes to mothers after they give birth, and Grandma Lu Wen particularly hates this behavior.

She has to take the red envelope before giving birth. If she doesn't take it, the mother and the child will suffer more.

Whenever the child was brought out with bruises all over his body, she would smile and say, "It's my fault. Look at this child, he's all purple."

In this way, the mother's family gave her a few more coins, and she was very embarrassed.

Outsiders cannot see the merits, but insiders can see the merits.

But she had a good reputation and no other stable women delivered babies with her.

After all, if you have more Wen Po, you will get more Wen Po red envelopes. Who in this farm family is not the one who breaks a copper plate into two flowers.

Hum, she would scold her little daughter-in-law when she screamed.

Really, what's there to say? What woman doesn't give birth to a baby?

It hurts to give birth, why don't you say it hurts when you do it.

If you don't like it, don't do it. If you do it, don't scream or it will disturb my ears.

All the mothers she had delivered had been scolded like this, which really made them feel ashamed, annoyed and helpless.

Who makes her technique good?

Who dares to say that they won’t invite her?

If someone is arrogant about his skills and speaks a little harshly, he has no choice but to admit it.

When Mrs. Chen saw her mother coming, she burst into tears and said aggrievedly, "Mom, you are here."

"Why are you crying?" Mrs. Lu Wen said to Hong who was following her, "Go and boil two bowls of brown sugar eggs, and put six eggs in each bowl."

Hong looked at Po Lu Wen in shock: "I don't even raise chickens at home, where do I get eggs from?"

If this had been the case in the past, she would have made out not to mention two bowls, but twenty bowls.

In this natural disaster, there are difficulties everywhere. Chickens and ducks are insulated from them. Where can there be eggs?

Also, now that mothers have to eat eggs when giving birth, you, a stable mother-in-law, can eat whatever you want.

Grandma Lu Wen rolled her eyes at her: "My daughter gave birth to a son for your Cui family to carry on the family line. What's wrong with eating a few eggs?"

Hong's head is really big. Why can't this person understand human speech?

She said anxiously: "I didn't say I won't feed her, I meant there are no eggs. I'll go spread some cakes or make rice for her, right?"

Lu Wenpo chuckled: "Oh, that's a big deal, but don't you know it's best to eat eggs with brown sugar when giving birth?"

Hong still wanted to explain, but she heard Mrs. Lu Wen say: "If you don't have it here, then go to the Xiang family to get it. The Xiang family has many, and you can often smell the aroma of eggs in their house."

Anxious Mrs. Hong lowered her face and said, "This is my daughter-in-law. What's the point of going to someone else's house to ask for eggs?"

"I know that your Cui family looks down on my Chen family." Mrs. Lu Wen sneered, "You all know that my daughter is about to give birth, but you still don't prepare eggs for her confinement."

"She is your daughter-in-law and my daughter. She is also your son's wife and your grandson's mother."

"Usually, I didn't say that I would give my daughter eggs. I gave her eggs when she was giving birth. You couldn't bear to give them to my daughter. You also said that you would treat my daughter as your own daughter. This is how you treat your own daughter. ?”

Ms. Hong was really going to be pissed off by her. Did she not want to, or was she bad?

Her sister-in-law has been very good to the Cui family and often brings things to support them.

You can take what your sister-in-law gives you, but it would be really shameless to go to your sister-in-law's door to ask for something.

Mrs. Lu Wen gave Chen a look, and Chen held her belly and cried out: "Son, it's not that my mother didn't want to give birth to you. It's because she couldn't eat anything else and was too hungry to give birth to you."

"Don't blame your mother. If you want to blame, blame your grandma."

"Mom wanted to eat some eggs, but your grandma hid them from me. She also said that your mother and I are lazy. I have never seen such a cruel mother-in-law."

Hong's hands and feet were so angry that they were cold, but the other party was a pregnant woman and a stable woman, so they couldn't do anything, so they couldn't delay.

It really pissed her off.