After the locust disaster, my fairy reincarnation identity was exposed

Ye Kai's smile disappeared, and he looked a little sad: "If grandma knows that I have grown so big, she will be very happy."

Mrs. Cui poured the rice into the pot: "Although in terms of seniority, you have to call Xiao Qi my aunt. But in terms of the seniority you call my aunt, you are her cousin."

"These cousins ​​are a perfect match. I will make the decision for you about this marriage."

You know what the temperament of the children you raise is like.

Of course, such a good child should be left to his own girl. How could he take advantage of other girls?

This means that the wealth does not flow to others, and happiness belongs to my family.

The sadness just now dissipated, and Ye Kai's smile returned: "I listen to Aunt Mei."

Cui smiled and narrowed her eyes: "After you and Xiao Qi have settled the matter, the only thing left is that damn boy Xiao Bai, who is very stubborn. If I find him a girl and he doesn't agree, it will tear down the roof." "

"You are with him every day. Do you know what kind of girl he likes?"

Speaking of this, Ye Kai really knows: "He likes fatter girls."

Mrs. Cui put the egg fried rice into a bowl and frowned: "Fat girl. It's not easy to find. Most people in our mountains don't have enough to eat, so there are fat girls everywhere."

"Which family would care about their girls as much as we do and let them have enough to eat..."

Suddenly, Mrs. Cui's eyes lit up: "How about I choose a thin girl for him first, and when she gets married into our family, I will make delicious food for her every day and make her fat?"

Ye Kai took the egg fried rice and shook his head: "He doesn't like it. If you give it to him, he can cripple the girl."

What he actually wanted to say was that Xiao Bai would kill the girl who forced herself onto his bed.

When I was out escorting, there was a girl who secretly climbed into Xiaobai's bed.

As a result, the girl had one of her legs chopped off by Xiao Bai. He was so angry that he thought Xiao Bai was going to wipe out the girl's family.

When Xiaobai gets angry, he is a lunatic and will not give anyone face.

If he hadn't restrained him, the consequences would have been disastrous.

Ms. Cui frowned again: "Even if you let him find it by himself, he still has to find it."

"Every day I look at the girl whose eyes are not her eyes and her nose is not her nose. I am afraid that I will end up in a coffin and he will not find me a daughter-in-law."

Ye Kai raised his head and looked at Cui: "Aunt Mei, don't think too much, I will persuade him."

Ms. Cui clapped her hands and smiled: "As you said, I'll leave this matter to you. Whenever you ask him to find a wife, my Xiaoqi will marry you."

Ye Kai: "..."

The egg fried rice is not delicious at all, and Aunt Mei doesn't like him at all, digging such a big hole for him to jump into.

It's a pity that he thought he was in love with a beautiful woman, but in fact he got such a big job that made people grit their teeth.

Cui didn't have the mentality to do bad things at all. Instead, she looked at Ye Kai with a smile: "Happy, aren't you happy?"

"Happy." Ye Kai smiled obediently, "The egg fried rice is delicious."

Mrs. Cui smiled so hard that she couldn't see her teeth: "Oh, the water has boiled. Let's take a shower after dinner. Don't get cold."

After finishing the egg fried rice three times, five times and two times, Ye Kai took the warm water that Aunt Mei had scooped for him to the backyard where he was bathing. He couldn't hold his mouth shut.

When he came out from the shower, Xiang Xinbai came back and was eating egg fried rice.

Xiang Xinbai saw Ye Kai coming out and said vaguely: "You came back before me, you ran very fast."

Ye Kai wiped his wet hair and said sarcastically: "When did you ever win against me?"

Xiang Xinbai was slightly startled, and looked at him in astonishment, regardless of the food in his mouth: "You are eating firecrackers, do you want to fight?"

Ye Kai said contemptuously: "It's not impossible. You can choose your own time. I'm not afraid."

Xiang Xinbai walked up to him with a bowl in hand and looked him up and down: "The method of stimulating generals! The method of receiving qi! Something is wrong with you."

Ye Kai let him look at him openly: "Although when we fight, sometimes you win and sometimes I win, there is one thing now. You can never beat me. I will always step on your head and suppress you." Go down."

Xiang Xinbai knew this was a trick, but a person like him who did not hold any grudges overnight would never be able to bear to wait until tomorrow to find out: "Conditions?"

"You can't do it even if you tell me the conditions." Ye Kai stared at him and said sarcastically, "So stop talking, I'm afraid I'll see your stupid look of being frightened."

Xiang Xinbai finished all the egg fried rice in the bowl, put the bowl in his hand, and raised his eyebrows: "You really don't want to tell me? I have all the weapons in my hands. If you just throw the bowl over, your hair will be washed away."

"Xiao Qi hates the way you don't wash your hair."

Ye Kai paused slightly, then, with crooked eyebrows, he leaned into Xiang Renbai's ear and laughed: "Aunt Mei said that Xiao Qi and I should get married as soon as possible."

Xiang Xinbai's eyes widened and he gritted his teeth: "I'll kill you, she's only thirteen years old."

Ye Kai stared at him coldly: "Kill me, kill me. Your sister is a weakling."

Xiang Xinbai was eager to try the bowl in his hand: "I don't believe that my mother would not let Xiao Qi get married so early unless it was an engagement."

"Let's settle it first and I will have a wife earlier than you." Ye Kai raised his lips and raised his eyebrows, "And you are still a bachelor. With your temperament, you can be a bachelor when you are young, a bachelor when you are middle-aged, and you will still be a bachelor when you are old."

The bowl in Xiang Xinbai's hand was smashed against the head of the night: "If I smash your head, the ivory can't come out of the dog's mouth. I'm still a bachelor. Believe it or not, I can give birth to a child before you do."

Ye Kai dodged his bowl and said in a sarcastic tone: "Don't believe it, with your bad temper, no girl can stand you. And you have to have a fat girl. The surrounding mountain villages don't have enough food to eat, so which girl can make you fat?"

"If you really want a fat girl, marry a thin girl and feed her delicious food every day. Wouldn't that make her a fat girl?"

"What a difficult thing to do, you still have to keep your eyes on this girl's big ass."

Xiang Xinbai's ears and face were as red as blood with anger, and even his neck was red: "You also said that dogs bloom at night, don't just yell at me just because you have my mother's support."

Ye Kai avoided him: "I can give her a granddaughter, can you? You are just an old bachelor. You don't have a wife. I have a wife, but I am embarrassed. What's wrong?"

"If you really want to win against me, why don't you get married on the same day as me?"

"Marrying a daughter and a daughter-in-law at the same time, double happiness, how wonderful!"

Xiang Xinbai stopped, thought for a moment, nodded and said, "That seems to make sense."

Ye Kai's eyes lit up, and he suppressed the corners of his mouth that wanted to raise: "When Xiao Qi reaches hairpin age, Aunt Mei will definitely marry Xiao Qi to me. Can you find a wife within two years?"

"If you can't find it, you can call me Master from now on."

"And I can call you old bachelor and bastard all the time."

Xiang Xinbai gritted his teeth: "..."

He is as tall as a tree, graceful, talented, and handsome. How could he be destined to be a bachelor?

Xiang Xinbai stared at Ye Kai: "Did you get my mother's order to persuade me to marry a wife?"

Ye Kai also stared at him: "I'm asking you if you dare to accept this bet, old bachelor."