Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

"Wu Ye, someone said that the monkeys you brought here are causing trouble downstairs. What's going on?"

When Wu Ye was walking towards the kitchen, he was pulled by Huai'an.

"Well, here's the thing...Okay, I'll sign your book."

"Those scoundrels should indeed be beaten, but you have to pay for the things the monkeys broke! And what's the point of signing your name for me? How much is it worth?! Those wooden stools, tables, bowls and chopsticks are all I spent a lot of money to buy it..."

"Okay, it's just a few things. If you don't have them, buy them again. Wu Ye, you can go about your own business. Huai'an is a hard-tongued person with a soft heart, so don't worry about him."

The owner of Wangshu Inn, Phil Godette, came over waving a paper fan and said.

"Okay! I know that boss you are kind-hearted, smart and capable, and you can do things smoothly and in an orderly manner, so that you can run the inn prosperously..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking so much. Aren't you going to the kitchen to cook? The guests in the guest room are probably waiting impatiently. Come on, you can use the ingredients as you like."

Seeing Wu Ye's figure disappearing around the corner, Huaian quickly approached his wife and asked in a low voice:

"Is there news from above?"

"Well, Lord Ningguang said, there is no need to find reasons to keep the travelers, just let them go to Liyue Port today."

Fairgadette looked towards the kitchen and continued:

"Not to mention that Wu Ye is a close disciple of Jiang Xue, a secretive guy. He is also a highly regarded disciple of the immortal. It is best to find a way to let him travel with the traveler, so as to avoid the traveler causing unnecessary trouble. The accident may fall into the conspiracy trap of fools."

"Recently, the whereabouts of the Fools have become more and more secretive. Lord Ningguang is worried that they are secretly... Well, but according to her wishes, she has arranged for people to follow them. Let's just take care of Wangshu Inn."

"Fools... Isn't there news that two executives are coming to Liyue soon? One is coming from Mondstadt, the other is coming from Zhidong, and the one staying at Liyue Port" The rich man doesn't know what conspiracy he is planning behind the scenes. Alas, I always feel that all kinds of disasters are coming one after another in Liyue Port."

Seeing her husband's worried look, Fairgadette patted his back in relief and whispered:

"It's okay. No matter what the motive of the Fools is, as long as they dare to disrupt order and harm the people in Liyue, the Seven Stars will never let them go lightly, not to mention the Emperor Yan is here."

"Well, as long as the emperor is here, these young people will definitely not be able to make any waves!"

Huaian's face turned gloomy when he thought of Emperor Yanwang, and he picked up "Yuwen" again and continued to read.

"Is this book really that good to read? I have to hold it every day as if chewing a piece of cornmeal. I have to read it after the first battle at night. It could have been used for the second world war!"

Seeing Phil Godette's angry look, Huaian smiled proudly.

"You don't understand! You don't understand what 'Li Bai' is and what 'Du Fu' is, so naturally you don't understand what romance in poetry is."

"I don't care if you're romantic or not, you have to come with me three times in the evening, otherwise you won't be able to climb into my bed in the future!"

"Really? Such a good thing could happen?!"

"Hey, do you know who wrote this book?"

"Wuzhe! How could I not know? I have also read "White" written by him. Well, it's a pity that it's not the type I like to read."

"Then do you want to know who Wuwei is? Haven't you always wanted to meet him and get an autograph? I know who he is, and I can tell you. As long as you tonight..."

"Daughter-in-law, you are...okay! It's a deal!"

Huai'an looked at the five fingers stretched out by Phil Godette, hesitated for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and agreed.

......

In a guest room on the third floor, after Wu Ye left, the two people in the room were silent and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

"Uh, um, are you an immortal?"

Paimon summoned the courage to ask.

"Well, my name is Shen He."

Shen He nodded.

"Hello, I'm Sora, nice to meet you."

Sora stood up with a smile and extended his hand to Shen He.

Shen He didn't extend his hand. She was thinking whether the other party was going to compete with her in terms of arm strength, but the monkey god beside her immediately stretched out his furry hand and held Sora tightly.

"Wuhu~唧唧唧. (Hello, my name is Ape God. Do you want to be my brother? If so, you will be the third brother. I am the second brother and Wu Ye is our eldest brother.)"

Sora blinked and looked at Paimon who was equally confused as he was.

"Well, it should be saying hello to you. Traveler, just nod."

Paimon touched his two fingers, thought for a while, and said with certainty.

In vain, he nodded, so later he was forced to have a peach orchard triple sworn alliance in Peach Blossom Lane.

......

"Okay, here comes the last dish. All the dishes are served! Let's wash our hands and eat."

"Wow! I thought you would only cook a few dishes, but I didn't expect you to cook so many. Wow~ There are also fried pork with carrots in honey sauce and chicken stuffed with sweet flowers! Aren't these Mondstadt's specialties? You actually I can do it too!”

"Of course! I have learned cooking from my grandfather since I was a child, and I also studied with Uncle Yanxiao. I can basically cook Liyue and Mond's dishes."

Wu Ye replied proudly.

There were only six dishes on the table: vegetarian abalone, pickled bamboo shoots, Jueyun crispy rice dumplings, chicken stuffed with sweet flowers, radish vegetable soup, and fried pork with honey sauce carrots.

There was a steaming plate of Shanzhen Hot Braised Noodles in front of everyone. Shen He, who originally planned to have a satisfying meal, also picked up his chopsticks.

"Everyone, let's get going and try my hand at my cooking, Paimon, how do you think?"

After Wu Ye sat down, he greeted Kong, Shen He and the others. He also moved the bowls and chopsticks, took a few bites, and then looked at Paimon who had his mouth full and asked.

"Hmm~ Good times! What kind of food is this!"

"This is 'vegetarian abalone'. It must be your first time eating it."

Seeing Paimon nodding, Wu Ye continued to explain.

"I made this dish using matsutake and snapdragons as raw materials. I used the snapdragons and seasonings to make a rich sauce. Then I cut the matsutake into thin slices and coated them with a layer of starch. I fried them in a pan until they were set, and then poured in the sauce. Stir-fry until the juice is reduced. With the help of the sauce, the matsutake mushrooms have a superior and high-end taste. As the saying goes, they are as tender as scallops and as fresh as abalone..."

"Hey, Paimon, leave some for me!"

In a moment, under the whirlwind of everyone, the food on the table was swept away.

Sora and Paimon were lying on the chairs with their bellies puffed out, looking as if they would die without regrets.

Shen He burped. Although the sound was suppressed by her, Wu Ye still heard it.

As for the ape god himself, he drank all the carrot and vegetable soup alone, and then gave Wu Ye a thumbs up.

"Hoho! (Wu Ye, the soup you made is much more delicious than the one who fed me before!)"

"That's for sure! I will definitely work hard to make food for my good brothers!"

Wu Ye replied seriously.

"Um...Wu Ye, are you talking to the ape god? Do you understand what it says?!"

"Of course!" Faced with Paimon's question, Wu Ye grabbed the ape god and said, "This is the bond between us!"

The ape god was moved to tears.

"Oh ho ho! (Wu Ye, I want to give you a monkey!)"